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Diogo Jota, the man who has continually stepped up to perform and keep us in goals any time Salah has been away? That Jota?

Just think, top of the league with just two defeats all season, under the best manager in the world; these could be the days you're pining for in maybe 10-15 years, but yet, here we are now...

Heady days for Chubby Hamster. At this rate he might even get another text.

The more I see of Chelsea and Caicedo, the more I laugh at the greedy twat. That said, it's impossible to judge him properly when playing in the turmoil that Chubby Hamster and the rest of his club are in now. I'm convinced that had he come to us, that Klopp would have had him purring long before now.

Hopefully Luton can get a good few against Sheffield Utd next week to improve their goal difference of -10. They play a couple of hours after Everton, on -5, will undoubtedly bend over for City, with the net result being Luton would be ahead of them on points and a better goal difference.

They have. This game was one that Luton had no right to expect anything from, but earn a point to put the Bloos back in the bottom three. It's next week, playing Sheffield Utd at home, with the cheats playing the bigger cheats at the Etihad, where they could really put some daylight between them.

Commentator on the stream I'm watching says this match is crazy, and the 4-4 is certainly on. If the 4-4 is on, so is 3-5

And now further ahead with a fourth by Adebayo. 'Title contenders', Newcastle, behind at home

Penalty to Luton, and Morris puts Luton ahead!

2-2, another ex Bloo

Get in! Osho equalises for Luton Oh fuck off, they're ahead again

Not forgetting Looney Toons

Another for the 'You can take the man out of...' files Even former players are keen to get in on the famed tradition of 'firsts' at Everton, with Pigeon Shit becoming the first former player to score against them home and away 'Great start for Tottenham' Everton 0-1 Tottenham Paul Robinson Former Tottenham and England goalkeeper on BBC Radio 5 Live It is that man Richarlison. Wouldn't you just know it coming back to Goodison Park. he becomes the first former Everton player to score against them both home and away. he has the easiest task from seven yards out and finds the goal. Great start for Tottenham.

Nunez becomes the 1st player to hit the woodwork 4 times in the Premier League

Have that!!

You. Are JOKING!!

Bradley's awareness when still in his own half with Sterling right beside him, to get those few yards on him was brilliant. Then his strength in running with the ball, and his composure to finish so coolly like that was extraordinary. A goal and assist on his full home debut, to follow an incredible month or so, of very mature performances, shows he is an absolute star in the making.

What a beaut! Thoroughly deserved!

Magnificent strong run from Jota for the opener!

Dat woz de jolk.

Norwegian Woodn't

We're born, not manufactured... but we converted Hitler.

Seeing the opposite angle of the Bradley challenge to win the ball back showed in more detail how brilliant it was

Diogoal Jota!

They forgot 'illterate's'. Maybe that should be 'make up grammer and speiling as you go along's'. Druggies is the only word with an S that they got correct, which is purely by luck than judgment. Just surprised 'Effeminate men' wasn't listed as 'Effem's' This is the kind of deadbrain mindset that pays money to have banners printed and displayed in the ground or flown behind planes at sporting matches. Pardon my rant, I may be under the influen's*of substances* Yes, I know, that's the joke! *Aldi 'Limited Edition Chocolate, Hazelnut and Caramel' Cream Liquer'. Not convinced about the chocolate bit.