Chocoholic

Just wait until they come round and kick those tyres.

Brest in second place in the French league. Arse in second place in the English league. PSG first in France. FSG first in England.

Keane bigging up City because of the injuries they've had this season! Poor Pep and his injuries. Get to fuck.

Didn't think Jack Charlton would mind either way.

Fuck you, Baldy Weirdo! Fuck you, Lego Head! Liverpool, Liverpool, top of the league!

Angry Bird

Stuttgart have a game in hand on Bayern as well, which, if they win, would leave them breathing right down their necks, only a point behind.

They're getting themselves set for another 'avoiding relegation is better than winning any trophy' moment. Dogs in the area are going to be few and far between come May 19th. They'll be handing themselves in to dog pounds or jumping in the Mersey.

15th minute of added on time at Sheffield Utd! Just finished now.

105 days now since they had a win in the league, and still no prospect of them being relegated.

Oh dear, oh dear!

Do they also have fans called @PowersThatBe, @Corruption, @Collina and @Heysel?

Big Dom!

I've just seen this from today's papers. Despite saying there would be no more monthly payday loans, it appears to be business as usual for the cap-in-hand Bloos and 777, with the total now reaching £200M. This might give some clue to the decision of whether they will be allowed go ahead with the takeover.

It's futtball, but different.

What's he gone and done now? That's quite a different creature than a squesant, but hey, he wrote the rules, I suppose.

A decent proportion have never been to Highbury, never mind asking them if they're still with the Woolwich. Does 'North London forever' mean they're including Spurs in their localised camaraderie?

Hahahaha! Fuck off, Shilton, you little Englander gobshite

Ball in the net 3 times within 6 minutes at the end of that half. That's why we never panic when going behind. Though I do admit, it was ugly in the early stages.

The keeper did get his hands to it, however, If only he had longer arms... If that happened to Pickford, he'd stand there berating his defenders for not closing down the wind.

And his hair is shit, too.

What time is the draw on tomorrow? Or at least, the starting time, and then I'll just add 3 hours on, time enough to make dinner, have a shower, walk the dog, and sit down with a movie before learning our quarter final opponents.

Let's just see what happens, if, as reported, 777 do not give them any more handouts. It's a real cliff-edge scenario. They're truly living hand to mouth at the moment. When do they get their share of the PL money for the season? It's going to be gone before they get their hands on it. Like many we've all worked with over the years, getting loans from different people every day. Then on Friday, no sooner have they got their wage packet in their hands, than they're paying back everything they've borrowed all week, and they're left with a quid in their pocket for the weekend. Back to square one. That stick in the cogwheel is coming round...

Never mind the Ferndale Lodge, I want to know what went on in Spitroast Crosby! Or do I? The name conjures up all sorts.