mattyq

On 14/03/2024 at 13:52, Bjornebye said:

@mattyq where the fuck are you 

You cheeky swine... I seem to remember you and Stringy talking knowledgably about the best strap ons money could buy with them and, I have to say, that along with the damage to my eyes from Turdseye's cargos I was getting a bit nervous 

This was exacerbated when you tried to pull the one that looked like Tommy Robinson

Good times

Fuck Forest... always hated the scabrous goose fair fucks

Think it's human nature to look for a change or split if things aren't great.

This can be a good thing or a bad thing 

You'll need a strong and realistic plan and good and honest people to lead and implement it. 

Therein lies the problem with Scots Indy, Brexit etc etc

Shit plans that promise the Earth led by the worst people imaginable... what can possibly go wrong? A fucking lot

I've shot with several types o guns

Once you get over the initial thrill... about 5 minutes, they're fucking noisy and tedious and hot and heavy

Each to their own, I suppose

That Ash Regan is as mad as a fucking box of frogs

Would

He's just bought himself a big fuck off house down the road from me with a public footpath through the front garden

Feel for the neighbours

Can't stand Nationalists and Brexit cunts but Sturgeon was a colossus o a politician who's almost certainly gone at the right time.

Never been able to get my head around all this trans bollocks... I'm profoundly disinterested in it

Got smashed last weekend for the first time in ages

It was great

I intend doing it more often this year

Hope you're having a splendid day, Cath!!

Spent a week there in 2012. Nice little tram, excellent and massive G&Ts, great Port, vino verde... was drunk a lot so everything's a little hazy

Cool town

No problems sleeping really... it's deffo a blessing

I never thought Putin would invade... Didn't realis he was that stupid and crazed

Think Tom's being a bit of a party pooper and being deliberately contrary

Really enjoyed that tonight

Proper shenanigans 

I'm enjoying immensely watching the Ukranians beat seven shades of shite out of the Russians

Worked with a few of them, Ukranians, that is, and couldn't be happier for them

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I thought @mattyq had been quiet for a few days, go on son 

You cheeky devil

Looks more likely yourself getting caught having a danger wank with your missus undies atop your head

Really enjoyed ep3 but same thing is starting to happen... Dr Who dodges a million arrows and finally gets 1 in the chest and one in the thigh and waltzes off like nothings happened for a climactic battle offscreen.. just a bit unlikely

In other news

Difficult to wank too this thread

Maybe he's a vampire 

Had a cheese & bacon sarnie at some cafe for breakfast this morning... it was magic so bacon

Pickle/branston or HP all good as is marmite

59 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

Haha, guess the song's based on this... when it was still actually brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT1POpHqjRc&ab_channel=çiğilsuyaşar

21 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

That's true. Barely a day goes by where I don't have to think about an Oxbow lake. 

Look at this beauty!

I expect this has been suggested previously but what about dog shit through her letter box?

46 minutes ago, Gooch said:

Im not sure there's any 'main' reason to be honest. Seems more a cocktail of shit events mixed together at bad time. Inflation was ticking up pretty significantly even before the war started, which has now exasperated it completely.

 

Not sure what you mean by the second part in terms of the alternative, I couldn't care less who its peddled by, I'm not going to dismiss something out of hand just because its coming people I typically wouldn't agree with or dislike.

The £ has been going down against the $ since the financial crisis in 08 though. Brexit certainly hasn't helped it but suggests something more fundamental is an issue, I'm not an economist though so not sure what that would be exactly.

I expect you're right re there not being a main reason why Sterling has performed badly over the last 15 years although economic mis management by the Government will be up there along with everything else already mentioned 

Re Covid inflation that seems to be supply side related much more than demand side so QE, Furlough etc were marginally inflationary as opposed to the Supply Side Crunch which caused the majority of the damage