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You cheeky swine... I seem to remember you and Stringy talking knowledgably about the best strap ons money could buy with them and, I have to say, that along with the damage to my eyes from Turdseye's cargos I was getting a bit nervous This was exacerbated when you tried to pull the one that looked like Tommy Robinson Good times

Fuck Forest... always hated the scabrous goose fair fucks

Think it's human nature to look for a change or split if things aren't great. This can be a good thing or a bad thing You'll need a strong and realistic plan and good and honest people to lead and implement it. Therein lies the problem with Scots Indy, Brexit etc etc Shit plans that promise the Earth led by the worst people imaginable... what can possibly go wrong? A fucking lot

I've shot with several types o guns Once you get over the initial thrill... about 5 minutes, they're fucking noisy and tedious and hot and heavy Each to their own, I suppose

That Ash Regan is as mad as a fucking box of frogs Would

He's just bought himself a big fuck off house down the road from me with a public footpath through the front garden Feel for the neighbours

Can't stand Nationalists and Brexit cunts but Sturgeon was a colossus o a politician who's almost certainly gone at the right time. Never been able to get my head around all this trans bollocks... I'm profoundly disinterested in it

Got smashed last weekend for the first time in ages It was great I intend doing it more often this year

Hope you're having a splendid day, Cath!!

Spent a week there in 2012. Nice little tram, excellent and massive G&Ts, great Port, vino verde... was drunk a lot so everything's a little hazy Cool town

No problems sleeping really... it's deffo a blessing

I never thought Putin would invade... Didn't realis he was that stupid and crazed Think Tom's being a bit of a party pooper and being deliberately contrary

Really enjoyed that tonight Proper shenanigans

I'm enjoying immensely watching the Ukranians beat seven shades of shite out of the Russians Worked with a few of them, Ukranians, that is, and couldn't be happier for them

You cheeky devil Looks more likely yourself getting caught having a danger wank with your missus undies atop your head

Really enjoyed ep3 but same thing is starting to happen... Dr Who dodges a million arrows and finally gets 1 in the chest and one in the thigh and waltzes off like nothings happened for a climactic battle offscreen.. just a bit unlikely

In other news

Difficult to wank too this thread

Maybe he's a vampire

Had a cheese & bacon sarnie at some cafe for breakfast this morning... it was magic so bacon Pickle/branston or HP all good as is marmite

Haha, guess the song's based on this... when it was still actually brilliant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT1POpHqjRc&ab_channel=çiğilsuyaşar

Look at this beauty!

I expect this has been suggested previously but what about dog shit through her letter box?

I expect you're right re there not being a main reason why Sterling has performed badly over the last 15 years although economic mis management by the Government will be up there along with everything else already mentioned Re Covid inflation that seems to be supply side related much more than demand side so QE, Furlough etc were marginally inflationary as opposed to the Supply Side Crunch which caused the majority of the damage