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Christmas Eve in the office for a few hours and I offered to go down to the local greasy spoon to buy some breakfast for the girls. I had the breakfast baguette which was good apart from the low quality sausage. One went for a sausage sarnie with HP, one went for a bacon sarnie with ketchup... naturally I chastised her for her poor condiment choice and the saucy minx said that HP was an old man's choice And the third one went for a mushroom sarnie which, frankly, sickened me and I like mushrooms... what must go through your mind to order such a thing from greasy spoon? Sometimes I despair

Off to Angelsey in a few minutes to spend Christmas at my ma's. Love it!! And love Wales

Loved that game Proper throwback with the crowd going mental and the Reds coming back from 3 1 down

To be a true connoisseur you should have car keys and a conker on the table to enhance the dining experience... see early posts in the thread Next you'll be telling us about how great the putrid orange death globules are, Wom. A bad wrong 'un

Nothing wrong with brown toast on a fry up

Haha I was thinking schadenfreude Obviously, I hope he gets better v quickly but I also hope he feels bad enough to learn an important life lesson which is don't be a daft cunt

Some bloke in my office has gone down with it pretty badly by all accounts. Only last week he was telling me that he didnt need to be vaccinated as he's young and plays footie twice a week etc Sure there's a German word for it....

This girl has quite an interesting take on things

Yes Financially it's lot more challenging now but the social side of it's the most important unless you're doing a vocational course or something like medicine. Blew me away moving to a new city and interacting with new people from all over the place... broadens the horizon massively

Lust is the most exciting but gluttony & sloth are where I truly shine

That was a fantastic game marred only by the fact that I learn that BT have the Ashes Disgwace

I respect this From the school of treat them mean to keep them keen

Feel like you've let yourself down here, CD After weeks dazzling us with you culinary genius this is a disappointment Where are the lovely peas and crinkle cut oven chips?

You can see Queens Drive behind the hills Any fool knows that's Clubmoor

Have to say that looks pretty good Cunt plate and no black pudding but like the teapot Would

My mum loves him It's like something off Father Ted

Yes!!!!! Big Div

Lovely finish

For me the 88 team is the best I've ever seen But, who the fuck cares? Both sides utterly brilliant and these things are very much in the eye of the beholder so it's a pointless argument

Long walk in the Chilterns today above Henley Completely lovely bright blue sky and sunshine until 3ish when it clouded over and started snowing Then pub with big log fire, enormous roast and fine ales Perfect, really

That stout looks fucking magic

Yeah, they're not really going into the bin

Think the minimum you can serve in the UK for mooorder is 9 years