Stouffer

2 hours ago, Trumo said:

Any advert that uses a Brian Blessed tribute act for the voiceover. So about 80% of UK adverts then.

I hate shouty cunts, so shouty advertising cunts can definitely fuck off.

4 hours ago, Kevin D said:

I am literally being accused of genocide in the match thread.

 

It’s outrageous.

I thought you made a big thing about leaving, what happened there?

Also, why do you have the Newcastle United club crest as an avatar?

15 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

If people spend their dinner hour jogging, when do they eat their sandwiches? 

Top 3 sandwiches T'?

Everton fans a right you know, our players probably are on drugs.

I'd guess LSD.

Utter, utter gash.

I put all my shit in one of these and just carry it under my arm.

The linda McCartney mozzarella burgers are brilliant. 

Being a little sad that Only Connect has finished. 

12 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

That Justdoodlin is worth a look.

https://www.justdoodlin.co.uk/collections/sale 

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Worst thing you can do with a blue is back down or try and placate them for a quiet life, as it always seems to make them worse.

 

If you're unfortunate enough to be trapped in a footy chat it all starts off friendly, "oh no a kopite" and so forth. You'll trade banter about your respective seasons and favorite and not so favourite players. You'll scramble around for something good to say so you don't look petty, it might be say "Pickford isn't the worst English keeper I suppose'.

 

Then they get this glint in their eye, like a spaniel that's just smelled its own arse for the first time.

 

Then the talk escalates and moves on to made up financial amounts spent by Liverpool, and inhalers. The anger starts to build and the voice gets higher and faster.

 

Then they try and top and tail things with something semi reasonable to make it sound like it was all just banter, like "Beardsley was alright though." 

 

The best way to deal with blues is to stand up and shut it down from the start.

 

Simply point in their face and shout "you're fucking shit!", and they bottle it, and say something like 'hey no need for that it's only footy."

 

Blues can not be tolersted. They thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

I read that like it was a narrative from a Public Information Film.

Make sure you rinse it off after 10 minutes or you'll end up burning your knackers.

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

 

Our local pharmacy sellotapes the boxes too. Evil bastards.

And then you open the end with the instructions. 

Grrrrr

The _b is one cool mofo.

His and hers chilli con carne.

Thank fuck that's finished.

Roses are red

My name's not Dave

This makes no sense

Microwave 

I didn't make or eat this.

I don't use them but if I was going to it would mostly be Sgt. Apone quotes from Aliens. 

We've got an owl in the field behind us and it's a right noisy bastard. 

On 27/05/2022 at 23:20, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

This isn't getting enough recognition. 

Brilliant. 

Couple of weeks ago there was a bloke in work eating an apple at the urinal. 

These are meant to be educated people.

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

Anyone notice how shit the quality control of clothes is nowadays, even some of the pricier stuff?

 

No 2 items of the same line are ever the same. Buy a pair of jeans that fit correctly and you decide to get the same in a different colour and you find that they are a completely different fit. It's the same with tops too, just crap fast fashion rubbish, even for the premium clobber.

I got a Timberland belt for father's day last year, cost about 50 notes I think and it's already knackered. 

Mrs. Stouffer thought the word banal was pronounced banal; rather than the correct way, banal.

Mental.

Drink a pint of warm sick or cold sick?