Stouffer

Pen my arse.

Kuyt should've buried that one.

Eggy bread.

Scampy Fries.

Farts.

eseason ticket not even looking like working. Fuck off. Not got me radio either......

First game I've tried to listen to on the EST and it's fucked. Takes the piss a bit.

See Babayaro hitting Kuyt in the face there off the ball?

He does it because he's shite. I should know, I was crap too.

When asked what sort of defender I was, my answer was welterweight.

Parker is a dirty cheat. Garcia was funny taking the piss tho'.

CB is a fucking pain in the arse. Ace isn't it.

I've got one of those Phillips electric coolgel things as well. Just because I'm a lazy bastard like.

Get the fuck in!

African Bootie Scratcher - "Game over, man. Game over."

Damn right. The origional and the best. jnp's is good too.

Got one of them new Gillette 5 balde vibrating things at the minute. I'll try it when the quattro dies.

Everyone able to "listen" to the game at the minute?

we all got a holiday today.

Luck get. It's about time we had a coup in the UK. Next Friday would be nice.

Wrong. This is the general forum dammit. On here we talk aboot everything but football. I don't really know what the beef is here, but this thread is dragging down our high standards. Now tell me your opinions on Mandrills or prepare to die!

Well said Sir.

Emmerdale Farm.

Before Paul gets here, there is a difference between your and you're.

James Bond isn't a patch on Spooks.

Great work on the signature NR.

Cheers boss!

Neil Young - Harvest, for some chilled out 70's tunes.

That is the best thing I've seen in ages.

How many teams need to be filled RIS?

Ha ha, pleased I didn't come second now.

Come on you gigantic bummers, give it another season.

Damnit, set your custom titles. Arrrgggghhhhh!

The regiment blokes I've met and trained with have all been extremely down to earth fellas, mature proffesionals who keep themselves to themselves and crack on with what they've got to do with minimun fuss and attention, you dont even know they're there half the time and your comments there couldn't be more wrong, so far from the truth it's unreal...

 

So who've you met or read about thats give you that impression? First off, if you've met anybody who's told you they're in then they're lying thier bollox off because they've just broken major rule number one, secondly if you're going off some Andy McNab or Chris Ryan novel, thinking you know the regiment inside out then your a bit of a nutter, same goes for Discovery Channel documentries.

Is right.

How come all regiment blokes are under 5'8" too?