Stouffer

next on my list is....

 

 

Northern Red

Damn right.

Jeremy Vine.

Standing on 3 pin plugs!

9) Splashback.

8 ) People who smoke whilst I'm eating (even tho' I smoke).

1) The Scissor Sisters

2) People who don't indicate whilst driving.

3) Warm beer.

4) Paper cuts.

5) People who cannot finish something that they start..

6) The Lord of the Rings.

To be continued...

Krankie TV was filmed 3 minutes from my house. Beat that.

Oh yeah, I want me some of that. I'm in.

What did you expect, the old Razorlight single was total crap.

France: Jean Michel Jarre, reach for the lasers.

Canada: Neil Young, "Rockin' in the free world" Damn right.

Italy: Tommy DeVito, "Funny How?"

USA: Mr T, "Quit your Jibber Jabba!"

UK: Edward E. Hitler.

Japan: Shinji Mikami

Russia: Rasputin for a religous influence.

Germany: Gottlieb Daimler

EU (Craggy Island): Father Ted, "I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests..."

Bono is the biggest cunt in the world.

It tastes what I would expect cats piss to taste like!

I say dump her. It's unforgivable. Every time you have an argument in the future this will come up.

Is right.

Burn all her clothes in retalliation.

Tats (Big ones)

 

Chips

 

Pineapple instead of egg with your gammon steak

Noooooooooooooooooooooo. You can't dip your chips in a pineapple.

The "lamb bank" on BBC Radio Cumbria is a must.

Hmm, tough crowd.

A Glaswegian walks into a bakers, and looks at the array of cakes on offer. "Scuse me hen," he says to the assistant, "Is that a macaroon or a meringue?"

"No you're right ," says the assistant. "It's a macaroon."

What's grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss?

Kidney dialysis machine!

What do you call a man with no hands?

Shitty Arse!

Did that really just happen?

Holy mother fucking shit!!!

Cast iron penalty, even in basketball. I believe they call it travelling.

I forgot the little beer fridge that is sitting beside my computer keeping my bottles all chilly.

Bellemy is trying a bit too much.

Good free-kick Fab.

"Get into them, fuck them up", sad bitter smalltime fans.