Stouffer

8 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

How slow time passes when you’re on your own and waiting for time to pass. Isn’t it Sunday yet? Fucks sake.

There must be something you have been putting off doing Bob. Get it done and give yourself a little boost for getting it out of the way.

Thoughts are with you CS.

I went to the 02 offices in Leeds once to sort out mobile data transfer for a radar C3 system for work. We ended up using some old arse 9600 wired modems instead as we we too shit to set up the system properly. 

Hope this helps.

X

3 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

@Stouffer saw this today at my gym car park which is shared with Halfords, Hombre.

 

Worra cock?

 

 

Christ, what a fuckin Subaru bellend. 

18 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Well that quiet Christmas has gone. I had stoma complications this morning so spent the day feeling a bit sorry for myself. After vomiting late morning I called 111, was then sent for a GP appointment and now I'm in A&E awaiting further tests. 

 

Merry fucking Christmas.

Hope you're OK K'.

I'm sure I've posted this before but Mrs. S' really believed that "Angels with dirty souls" from Home Alone was a real film.

Stock made, had pork pies with English mustard and watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Ham is on now so I'm relaxing with a glass of wine whilst downloading some games on the youngest's Chrimbo xbox (they're not coming until the 28th) and watching Scrooged.

Get some, get some.

On 22/12/2022 at 16:09, torahboy said:

The Banshees of Inisherin. 9/10.

 

A really good film that amuses, bemuses and appalls before it makes you think about the value of life, friendship and how we think of the worth of our lives. Even the opening music wrongfooted me ; I thought it was some Gaelic harmony from the bowels of Donegal but it turned out to a Bulgarian choral piece. Well, feck me!

I thought it was one of the worst films I've ever seen, and I've watched the remake of Solaris.

16 year bump

*Applauds*

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I spent my whole life thinking cauliflower was the most pointless of all vegetables. I think I even questioned if we should even be eating the stuff. 

 

 

Then I started going out with a vegan. One of the first things I cooked for her was cauliflower buffalo wings. Never looked back. 

I was out with friends for tapas and we had baked tempura popcorn cauliflower with chipotle BBQ sauce and it was amazing. 

On 05/11/2022 at 12:47, Section_31 said:

Nah I love parkas. Sometimes they can be comedy big though.

 

I tried one of these on in Cheshire Oaks and it was boss. Comfy but not too chunky. Waterproof, breathable and padded. The navy blue one looked the best. Tog24 is a great brand too, I've got a couple, a padded one and a waterproof.

 

https://www.tog24.com/products/garrick-mens-waterproof-parka-black?variant=32535033512026&pk_cid=1&pk_keyword=32535033512026&pk_medium=multifeeds&pk_campaign=Google&pk_source=Google&pk_content=ClothingAccessoriesClothingOuterwearCoatsJackets&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=ppc_google&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=google performance max all products&utm_content=performancemax&gclid=Cj0KCQjwk5ibBhDqARIsACzmgLQgRT2yGnO8odsV0zzWLvHrQW-s5bgw-bx7kEJRfoZx6VKsZSPyqC4aAtJtEALw_wcB

I've got quite a bit of Tog24 stuff, decent quality and doesn't cost a fortune.

I've got a Tog24 flat cap and I'm gonna wear it tomorrow to keep my big baldy head warm.

52 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

 

I remember that game , I'm nearly sure it was Sheffield Wednesday, we beat them about 5-1. 

 

In fairness to Thompson, he was a decent player, but was probably 2 years too early and came in when the drinking culture was still a big thing in the game. 

 

Then we left, he had some nasty knee injuries. 

 

 

Was around this time of year wasn't it? I was at that.

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They're ferral when hunting for bargains. When working class people it's a case of "it'd be nice to get something cheap", when middle class people do it it's Knights Templar sacking Jerusalem type shit.

 

Just been in card factory in Allerton and it was a maelstrom of fur hats and pure aggression.

I hate card shops.

1 hour ago, Special K said:

Just finished season 2 of The White Lotus.

 

Great show about horrible people. Seriously, they're all nobheads

Mrs S is watching the finale of series 2. Wouldn't normally be my sort of thing but it's very good.

39%

Grrrrr.

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

And you live next door to that? Middle class cunt 

Aye, I've only got one bit of grass tho'.

I don't think I'm middle class, common as shit me. The neighbours definitely are tho', she's called Bridget for fuck's sake.

9 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Up in The Lakes for work. This effort is courtesy of The Newby Bridge Hotel. An additional slice of bacon and a grilled tomato were on offer but I declined.

 

7/10

 

 

Mrs S' used to pass there on her way to work, reckons it looks like a nice spot.

The Swan which is nearby is pretty decent too.

51 minutes ago, Champ said:

Behave!

 

Thats landed gentry territory 

Honest, they have.

My gardener reckons they're really nice people tho' 

11 minutes ago, Champ said:

Their ‘middle’ lawn. I need to know more

They have three lawns, the first lawn is next to the orangery, the middle lawn is for croquet and a top lawn that is kept semi-wilded.

My neighbours are so middle class that they play croquet on their middle lawn whenever there's decent weather. 

On 12/11/2022 at 02:45, lifetime fan said:

Bring him home Dave.

On 07/08/2015 at 09:32, Stouffer said:

I call them Food Inspectors. There's a bloke in my place who is a gym fanatic and makes a big deal about eating porridge and scrambled eggs as it's healthy. He absolutely has to comment on what everyone else is easting; "Ooh, is that a pasty........That soup smells nice.........are you having homemade pasta for lunch?"

 

Stop commenting on my lunch you weird fucking obsessive cunt.

 

Edited to add that this particular Food Inspector harry-hard-arms rolls the sleeves up on his polo shirt and slurps his protein shakes twice a day; and I fucking hate people who slurp.

Still this. 

"What are you having?"

Fuck off.

Extra egg.

Would you rather have a horse sized duck or a 100 duck sized horses?

12 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

D-day:

 

 

Are you a newcastle fan?