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Stouffer

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  1. I'm not really getting the tiredness yet. Felt a real ache/pain in my side last week and a bad vomming session on Saturday. Then came the rash and now it's just stabby pains constantly. Any tiredness can get to fuck.
  2. I hate shouty cunts, so shouty advertising cunts can definitely fuck off.
  3. I thought you made a big thing about leaving, what happened there? Also, why do you have the Newcastle United club crest as an avatar?
  4. Everton fans a right you know, our players probably are on drugs. I'd guess LSD.
  5. I put all my shit in one of these and just carry it under my arm.
  6. The linda McCartney mozzarella burgers are brilliant.
  7. I read that like it was a narrative from a Public Information Film.
  8. Make sure you rinse it off after 10 minutes or you'll end up burning your knackers.
  9. And then you open the end with the instructions. Grrrrr
  10. His and hers chilli con carne.
  11. I don't use them but if I was going to it would mostly be Sgt. Apone quotes from Aliens.
  12. We've got an owl in the field behind us and it's a right noisy bastard.
  13. This isn't getting enough recognition. Brilliant.
  14. Couple of weeks ago there was a bloke in work eating an apple at the urinal. These are meant to be educated people.
  15. I got a Timberland belt for father's day last year, cost about 50 notes I think and it's already knackered.
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