Mate of mine was posted to Gibralter. His missus asked what currency they used and he plainly told her, Giblets so you'd better get some from the post office before you go. She went and asked too.
Don't worry that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine. Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.
Forgetting your lunch when you work in the middle of nowhere.
Getting toothpaste on your clothes and not realising.
Injustice.
Spongers of any description.