Stouffer

It is every mans/womans/beasts duty to watch crappy horror films this evening while getting drunk. My selection for tonight are going to be: HorrorZone 2100 - Humanoids from the deep. CH4 2200hrs - The Charlotte Church show. Truely horriffic. Sky Movies 2 2355 - The Village of the Damned. A collection I like to think of as the good, the bad and the ugly. I'm gonna need a load of ale.

I do however I like to use it for other things. Such as, "Are you going to the pivo tomorrow?". Meaning "Are you going to the [insert location] tomorrow?".

..that have no particular meaning. hossdrop pivo

I would have thought Blackburn would walk it to be honest. I mean what chance have a load of 4-5 year olds got?

Fair point.

I've got all 50. If you want any clues just ask.

Sorry, having a typo nightmare this morning. What I meant was, "If you're forcing me into the vote I'll have to go for the funnier option." I'm having a mare today. Just call me a twat.

New Futurama episodes to be made. If this has been posted before then good work. If not then let the people know. Bite my shiney metal ass!

That's it you pushy stupidface, you forced me into it!

Vote Goose!

I've never put a pic of myself on here before. Although my mates tell me I look like former Sheff Wed dynamo Peter Atherton (The sexy beast). I however think that since my new haircut I look more like Al Murray. As for Milan's I woudn't say stupid, eclectic maybe but not stupid.

Croats.

The missus always goes with me. The trouble around the ground was mainly caused by the security procedures that were used. There was supposed to be 3 cordons. The first was Police checking that you had a ticket. The second was a high chainlink fence with gates down it. They only opened two and you were meant to be searched on the other side, one at a time. We where there 40 minutes before the game and it was already starting to get very busy and delayed. People were getting crushed against the fence at the front so the Croats SHUT the gates making things worse. Eventually the gates were opened and they allowed people through towards the Stand. It would have been very easy for people without tickets to get through to the second cordon and now actually into the stand. It was a total farce. The enterance to the stand was a hight railing fence with two gates which everyone had to go through. One enterance for all the fans, a total bottleneck. Congestion ensued at the enterence where the Police tried to search people again. As people started to get agitated as it was nearing kick-off the Police closed both gates. The Police then tried to block the stairs leading up to the gates and formed ranks in front of the fans. A few baton chrages ensued which were totally unnecessary. One gate was reopened but again the Police were trying to do searches making things even worse. All this resulted in was more batton charges from the Police and the whole charade started again. We were lucky as we got into the game only missing the first 20 minutes. It was bad, but it had the possibility of being much, much worse.

First of all I was there with the missus, so not in the best situation if it kicks off. There was trouble on the Tuesday night in the centre of town with Croats, Turks, Brits and the Police. Me and the missus got out of the way and found a quieter bar elsewhere. What we didn't know was that the bar we walked into was full of Nazi's. The capital N is intentional. We were getting ranted at about how good Sinn Fein and the IRA are and a load of shit about Muslims and stuff. Me and the missus are both white europeans so they must have thought we would agree but I don't put up with shit like that. We went outside where a lad we knew was getting grief becasuse he's got dark skin and was receiving the same spiel as we were getting. Shit like that really boils my blood.

After the game fans were hald in the stand. At the back of the stand you could see the team coach and 100's of fans were singing stuff like "You're not fit to wear the shirt" and shit like that. Everyone was arsed off. When the players came out Rooney stuck his middle finger up to the fans who where at the wall looking over the back of the stand. ONE fan my arse. It will have been at least a hundred if not more.

Is right. Got back from Zagreb yesterday, which is one of the scariest places I have ever been. Has the story broke about Rooney giving the bird to a few hundred England fans yet? Oh and I got to sit next to Graham Taylor on the plane, it was worth going just for that.

The Manatee used his massive testicles to blind the rhino before giving him a good hard kick up the arse. Vote Manatee you fuckers.

Thanks Dave.

After the shite you posted last time you were here.. You sir are a whopper of the highest order. And you probably bum chickens.

Arsed my reply up.

May you burn in the fires of hell.

Mrs. NorthernRed leaves toast crumbs on the kitchen surface every day. It drives me up the wall.

Don't worry about it. It's been done to death. Move on lad. If people use koptalk then that's their business.

Beep beep.

Dick Dale - Misirlou