Weird that this thread has came up as it something that has happened to me recently.
I've been a size 9 my whole life. Went to get some trainers on Friday and I'm now a size 10.
Fuck you gravity.
Just past the picket outside my local GPO. Big beep of the horn and a thumbs up. My old fella was a postie for near 40 years and a union man throughout.
Up the workers.