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  1. I've had tinned sausages out of ration packs that will have been better than them monstrosities Frode you utter danger.
  2. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0041R9NMO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_5P7FBYYNJXM6PEH7ZWEV
  3. When you'd rather have an awesome nasal hair trimmer than an awesome wank. I love my Snozzmaster 5000.
  4. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Please be Hughes.
  5. Anyone for toasted on just one side under a grill on one of these?
  6. Stouffer

    TLW Explains The Unexplained

    Samsquanch field rave?
  7. Stouffer

    I am addicted to The Shield

    David Aceveda in Unthinkable.
  8. Stouffer

    Moving house

    Get a Pacman and everything will be fine.
  9. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I'm more excited about how this ends than I would be about an invite to the Giggs family Christmas Dinner.
  10. Stouffer


    My boss is always trying to get me on it, no way Jose.
  11. Stouffer

    Stuff you snack on

    I don't have miss the snacks, trying to lose some timber so it's either a cup a soup or mini babybel for lunch and a sensible calorie controlled dinner. I'm fucking starving.
  12. I just nearly choked eating tagliata; I'm essentially that old now I can't even chew steak properly.
  13. Stouffer

    Worst "top" player ever?

    Darren Anderton the fucking fraud.
  14. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    For the record I'm joking; I just love that gif though.
  15. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    At least they don't have to worry about the squad being broken up because they're all shite and you couldn't give them away. I'm really loving this; thank you Everton.
  16. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Ironically the GoT Ancelotti thread is now on page 1995. [Spooky music]
  17. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They've lost the Trent-Out trophy as well now, you've really gotta feel for them.
  18. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Everton are brilliant aren't they. It's funny that the story on the BBC is under the European football section rather than the Premier League so I suppose he has almost got the shite into Europe.
  19. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Oh please let this happen.
  20. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    It's a shame Mourinho has a club as he will absolutely skull fuck the Ev' when he eventually ends up there.
  21. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Moyes would be mental to go back there; the bog eyed, horrid cunt.
  22. Stouffer

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Love the fact that they're all dripping about Madrid stealing their manager. I bet Watford fans are laughing their cocks off.