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  1. The new season of Jack Ryan looks pretty good as well.
  2. Three episodes in on The Boys and it’s great. Was looking forward to this more than any other show this year and it’s delivered. Already confirmed for a second season. Along with Good Omens that’s a couple of great shows for Amazon Prime the last couple of months. They’ve got Carnival Row out at the end of next month which looks interesting as well.
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    Cambridge Analytica

    Fuck off, you definitely live with your mum. Why do you think we all call you Hades?
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    Cambridge Analytica

    Sorry about that mate, I thought your mum was home.
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    The GF book thread

    Reading all the Myron Bolitar books by Harlan Coben again after doing the Parker and Elvis Cole series again from scratch. If you like the Cole novels or the Kenzie/Gennaro ones by Dennis Lehane then you should definitely give these a go. They’re superb and have a psychotic sidekick every bit as good as Pike or Bubba.
  6. Out on the ale and I am fucking dying for a shit. Run the toilet, out of the 3 cubicles, 2 of them are out of toilet paper and the third one has got some but the seat, and floor, are absolutely caked in piss. Have to mop all the piss up and as I sit down some wool - I'm out in Ormskirk - is banging on the door for me to hurry up. He's quietened down since I threatened to beat him to death as soon as I open the door. Fucks sake.
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    New Draft Ideas

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    La Liga Draft Rules & Selection Thread

    Stig 1. Diego Maradona (Barcelona 1) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Lee 1. Frank Rijkaard (Other 1) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.  John 102 1. Messi (Barca 1) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Alex_K 1. Johan Cruyff (Barca 1) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.  Dim 1. Cristiano Ronaldo (Madrid 1) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 3 Stacks 1. Cafu (Other 1) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. viRdjil  1. Xavi (Barca) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.  Rapey 1. Zinedine Zidane (Real Madrid 1) 2. Andreas Brehme (Other 1) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Tony  1. Ronaldinho (Barcelona 1) 2. Dani Alves (Barcelona 2) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.  Elite 1. Luis Suarez (Barca) 2. Andres Iniesta (Barca) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Dynamite 1. Thierry Henry (Barca 1) 2. Zvonimir Boban (Other 1) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.  11.
  9. If it’s done properly it’ll be nothing like any other super-hero show. I’ll report back once I’ve watched the first episode in a bit.
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    FPL Draft Game

    Go on then
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    New Draft Ideas

    Your mum is so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of September.
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    New Draft Ideas

    This draft is slower than Stig.
  13. Archer is still good but it was much, much better as a spy comedy. Adam Reed who created it and voices Ray said he was quitting after the current season which put its future up in the air, but they announced the other day it was renewed for another season with Reed taking a reduced role, and it’s returning to the original timeline which can only be a good thing. I’m going to start The Boys tonight. Love the comics and been looking forward to this for ages. Looks superb.
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    New Draft Ideas

    Add Zidane for me please.
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    The Ailment thread

    This thread is to discuss past or present injuries/diseases and to ask for advice on them. So, what is bothering you? At the minute the skin on one side of the middle finger of my right hand is very tender. Hurts like a bitch whenever I touch it. I've noticed today, on the skin right next to the nail, is a little green spot the size of a pin prick. Is this infected? Will it kill me? Will it make me more virile and manly? I need answers.
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    Times when life just fucks you over.

    Just about to leave the house for the pub when the Mrs brings the baby in from nursery and the baby runs over for a hug. Let go of her and realise I’m covered in fucking multicoloured glitter all over my arms and clothes. Had another shower and the fucking glitter still won’t come off so I’m going to have to go the pub looking like I’m off to Pride. On the plus side I look even more fabulous than usual.
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    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/new-boutique-hotel-adventure-golf-16639401#ICID=ios_EchoNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other New boutique hotel and adventure golf course could transform Allerton Manor Those behind it hope to turn Allerton Manor into the 'region's premier public golf destination'
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    Lolly Ices

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113.amp Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues. And while there's plenty of good advice online for how to keep cool, there's one suggestion out there that you certainly shouldn't pay any attention to - no matter how hot it gets. Some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat that they actually consider inserting ice lollies into their vaginas, believing it will help. But an expert is keen to let you know just what a bad idea this really is. Speaking to Metro, Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals. She said: "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage. "There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage." Dr Welsh continues to say that the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina and if all that didn't sound horrible enough, there's also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you. Dr Shree Datta, a consultant gynaecologist from MyHealthcare Clinic seconded the words of caution and shared some advice for keep cool in the heat without harming your genitals. "My advice would be to avoid any foreign bodies in the vagina for risk of infection," she added. "I would suggest loose cotton underwear and avoiding tight clothing to prevent any irritation and dermatitis developing. "A cool shower (without internal douching), and keeping well hydrated should suffice." This isn't the first bizarre warning experts have issued to women recently. In June, a nurse begged ladies not to try and vacuum their periods after two young women were hospitalised for doing just that. She claimed the women, aged 19 and 23, had used a Hoover to try and suck up the blood and end their periods early. The nurse warned of the possible dangers of doing this in a now-deleted tweet, saying: "Your period has a steady flow of its own that for all intents and purposes your body can tolerate. A vacuum increases the flow over 1,000 times which your body can't tolerate, therefore sending you into shock." Over the last few months, females have also been urged not to put garlic, parsley, bath bombs and cucumbers inside their vaginas. The message is clear, ladies, leave your vagina alone.
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    The fat Cobra Kai guy

    There is only one fat Cobra Kai guy worth discussing and that is Stingray AKA Keith from Kingdom.
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    Have a rant thread

    Anything you want to get off your chest? Work pissing you off? The state of the music industry these days? The Tories? Bono? Funnneeeee? Get it out in the open here. I am most pissed off today at working in an office. Specifically, working with middle aged women with children. Get it into your heads, I do not want to hear every last detail of what your fucking child does. I don't care about their open evening, I don't care what they had for tea, I don't care that they have a fucking boyfriend aged 5. I. Do. Not. Fucking. Care. My mind is melting listening to them every day. Woman " what did you think of Celebrity Juice last night " ( For the 10th time of asking ) Me " I don't watch it " Woman " why " Me " I don't find it funny. In fact, it's shit " Woman speaking at jet engine level " WHAT!!! Did you hear that, he doesn't like celebrity Juice " Numerous other women ( and to be fair, men ) You don't like Celebrity Juice? What programmes do you watch then? Me " Loads, Breaking bad, Dexter, Sons of anarchy, The American office, plenty really...." Woman " Never watched any of them. Do you watch Geordie Shore? " Me " No " Woman " The only way is Essex " Me " No " Woman screams " Hey, he doesnt watch Geordie Shore or Towie either " Me * Cries * If it isn't that it's non stop celeb gossip. Peter Andre, Jordan, Natalie Cassidy, it's relentless. Anyway, now that's off my chest I'm going to have a few bottles of Peroni.
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    Sporting Lisbon (Friendly) 25/7/19

    It’s the LFC in-house channel. They’re not going to criticise anyone. They probably didn’t even criticise Karius after Kiev.
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    Sporting Lisbon (Friendly) 25/7/19

    Wonder what he made of One-punch Jarv and the Baylifts?
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    Sporting Lisbon (Friendly) 25/7/19

    Haha. Fucking hell.
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    LFC draft - The final

    Please vote for the one team you think should win the draft. You can't vote for yourself. viRdjil Elite Dimreaper Sugar Ape
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    New Draft Ideas

    Ok, we’re saying if they’ve played one game or more for the senior team in any official competition then they count. Playing for the reserves doesn’t count, has to be for the senior team.