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Sugar Ape

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  1. Oi, you said rumours! I was confirming it. Will Bascombe go over if they re-brand it the Sunday version of the rag?
  2. Just said on the BBC this Sunday will be the last edition.
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    Who would you stalk

    Not Nantwich girl? You'll be making her think there is something wrong with her.
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    Summer Thread/Mega Thread - Dead?

    One of his lines from Buster was " this isn't RAWK motherfucker "
  5. It's mad that a lot of his backbenchers seem to think he is too ' liberal ' and seem to dislike him. Not right wing enough apparently. Even though he is pushing through the biggest right wing changes the country has seen.
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    Manners and etiquette..

    Trains. Everything about them. Blasting scouse house dead loud at half 6 in the morning, fuck off you little scrote I've only been up half an hour I don't want to listen to your shit. People who think their bag deserves it's own chair and pretend not to see you even though you are standing right in front of them. I've taken to picking the bag up and saying in quite a slow voice " this yours " And the escalators. Stand right, walk left. Fucking simple. Always some bellend though, normally some emo kid who stands left meaning no one can pass him.
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    Authors

    Don Winslow; The Winter Of Frankie Machine and The Power Of The Dog. Ace. Also, Dan Simmons is good. And I used to love reading Dennis Wheatley books when I was about 12-13. Used to creep me out.
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    Noel's solo album

    They're not really though are they. As Walton Red said, at what they do they are good. They are better than half the flavour of the month bands it's fashionable to like. I reckon half the people slagging Beady Eye off haven't even heard the album. I've seen them live as well and they were ace.
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    The Vagina : Your preference.

    I like some of these words for the Vagina I've found on another site. Flap Jacks Penis Fly Trap Breakfast of Champions Hot Pocket The Cuntinental Divide Cock Dock Downy Bit Hooha Bat Cave Meat Wallet Vagi-wagi-doodly-doo The Pink Pit of Pleasure Pudding Verticle Bacon Sandwich Scrambled Eggs Between The Legs See You Next Tuesday Cuntimus Prime Slippery Ninja Boot Clitorsaurus Rex The Eye Of Sauron Humpy Humpstoferson Grandma's House Gay Guy Repellent Skunk Killed With An Axe Omnomnom Pit The Most Expensive Meal You Will Ever Eat I'll give Trumo the rep he deserves.
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    What's for tea?

    I'm ordering in Pizza Hut tonight. £10 off when you spend £30 online for delivery code if anyone wants it = EMASERVSY
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    The Vagina : Your preference.

    You can post your own picture of that mate, I don't want to have to explain that if someone goes through my search history on google!
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    The Vagina : Your preference.

    Bald as a coot. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal. Landing strip. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal. Trimmed triangle. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal. Moderately hairy. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal. 70's porno bush. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.
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    Noel's solo album

    Yep. I'm massively looking forward to it. As are loads of people I know. And most people who have posted in the thread thus far.
  14. She'll probably go, sit quiet for 6 months, and then be appointed to another job in news Corp. Maybe fox news or the like. Just like that other reprehensible cunt Mackenzie, she'll find work again. I'm sure Murdoch will look after her. There will be no help from Cameron and his lackeys like Hunt. I expect the general public to be completely discombobulated by the government and police.
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    Seater or backie?

    Ha, no it's not kerby, that was still called that when I was a kid.
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    Seater or backie?

    Maybe it's an age thing Chimp? When I was growing up you would have got called a wool all your life if you asked for a mogger! I think we can both at least agree it's neither a seater or a backie! In a similar vein, a certain f**tball related game, did you call it catch or one bounce?
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    Seater or backie?

    It's definitely a takey. In netherley anyway, I've never even heard anyone call it a seater. The fact I touch kids is coincidental.
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    Authors

    Arthur Conan Doyle. I've read the complete works of Sherlock Holmes at least 10 times.
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    Best Stephen King Book

    New King book out in November this year. Called 11.22.63. Not sure what to make of it. 11.22.63: Amazon.co.uk: Stephen King: Books
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    Shop keepers - past and present

    Something related to what you already sell would probably be the best option. I worked in the power tool / hardware industry for years; power tools, not a great markup and loads of competition, but you can make some money with hardware. Maybe you already sell hardware, but if not there are all kinds of things people who buy laminate flooring etc... require. Nails, screws, filler, Mastic guns, Chisels, Handsaws all kinds. Hell, even Henry Hoovers ( it's messy fitting flooring! ) You could sell the good stuff like Stanley, Irwin, Marples, Bahco. Or just the cheap blackspur type stuff you can pick up for buttons in trade warehouses. There is also a massive demand for safetywear out there. Again you get the good stuff like Snickers and Dewalt, the middle gear like Scruffs and the cheaper options like Dickies. Boots, trousers, gloves, hardhats and you wouldn't believe how many socks we used to sell. You only need a trade account with toolbank browse and you could start selling nearly all these brands straight away. If you already sell this type of thing, think of expanding the range. There is also a great power tool company called Festool who sell almost exclusively in smaller shops, good demand for it and you have to sell it at a set price so the markup is good and the competition can't undercut you. They are a specialist woodworking company.
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    Who's the greatest ever Lyricist?

    Bruce Springsteen anyone? Edit : Prince as well maybe.
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    Haye v Klitschko - Poll and Fight Thread

    Humbled David Haye offers lame excuses after losing to Wladimir Klitschko in Hamburg - mirror.co.uk Oliver Holt article in todays Mirror.
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    Holy Bat Fuck - Ex shag is now doing porn.

    Tanya Tate - Milf Internal - Free Porn Videos - YouPorn Nice.
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    Summer 2011

    Iceman, you the same Iceman who used to post on here a few years ago? Who labelled Monty a racist? http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/41608-rashid-5.html
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    Dream non-football commentary team

    I have absolutely no recollection of writing this.
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