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    Your Top 5 Favourite Comedy Films of All Time

    Hot Fuzz Coming to America Trading places There’s something about Mary Home alone
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    Your Top 5 Horror Films of All Time

    The Wicker Man The lost boys The devil rides out Dracula (1958) Fright Night
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    Only when I’ve got no Tangerines in.
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    The Guardian live feed is the place to be for people who want to convince themselves we are all about to perish. https://www.theguardian.com/science/live/2020/jan/23/coronavirus-china-virus-flu-scotland-testing-wuhan-live-news-updates?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other I’m actually feeling pretty under the weather today so I think you can safely assume I’ve caught it. I’d like my body to be donated to research to see why men wank into bananas.
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    Wanking into a banana

    There really is already a thread for everything. https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/doctors-beg-men-not-to-masturbate-with-banana-peels/
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    Wolves (A) Premier League 20/1/2020 - 20:00

    Good player Jiménez but I think the ship has sailed for a big move. He’ll be 29 when the season ends and cost £30mil so they’d be looking for at least double that I’d imagine and can’t see anyone paying it.
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    Are you fucking messing? Not only is it being discussed already in a thread on the GF but look at the mess you’ve caused on the FF! Sort it out.
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    Adama Traore

    His record before this season is absolutely abysmal. You can’t deny this season though he’s kicked on and looks a good player, the question is can he maintain that record or improve on it? 5 goals and 9 assists in 35 appearances isn’t bad. However, it’s below the standard he’d need at a club as good as Liverpool. Even Oxlade-Chamberlain has scored as many goals as him this season in ten less appearances. He’s got outstanding physical attributes but his all around play is miles away from being good enough for a club with title aspirations. He doesn’t track back or put a shift in and you just can’t get away with that at a top club. He’d undoubtedly be a decent squad player but for the price he’d cost it’s not even worth discussing. Same with Zaha or Maddison or Grealish. No way the club would pay over £50mil for a bench warmer, and rightly so.
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    The New Leader of the Labour Party

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    Killer Flu...

    So I see there’s another virus about to wipe us all out? Been nice knowing you all. Except for NV. The cunt.
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    Afternoon naps

    Just about to go for an hour nap to put me in the mood for a few pre-match pints. Kiss my face.
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    Pie lids

    This is the reason so many people voted Brexit imo.
  14. Fantasy: Highlander Jason and the Argonauts Big trouble in little China Labyrinth LOTR: The Fellowship of the ring Sci-Fi: The Terminator Invasion of the body snatchers (1978) They Live The Thing Predator
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    Pie lids

    Of course. What kind of lunatic wouldn’t butter the toast before putting the cheese on?
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    Pie lids

    My workings are something like this: You don’t like gravy on chips or butter on your cheese on toast. That therefore makes you a deviant and de facto wrong on any subsequent food related subjects. Which means that as you voted ‘puff’ (unsurprisingly), I am confirmed as correct in voting for short crust.
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    January 2020 Transfer Thread

    There’s no way Sterling is rated as low as 89 for financial greed.
  18. It does actually look like the symbol of the Queen though so maybe we’re both missing something?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Some great replies, this being the best.
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    My advice as a lifelong vegetarian? Buy Halloumi.