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Hyypia
Skrtel
Kuyt
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and
gets out to see what
has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on
the side of the
road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's
wrong. "I feel terrible,"
he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the
limp, dead rabbit,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down
the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
down the road
another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and
waves, and repeats
this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is
in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
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Arsenal v Mancs
Barca v Chelsea
Semi Arsenal - Barca
Schalke v Roma
Liverpool v Fenerbache
Semi Liverpool - Roma
Final Liverpool - Barca
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1. Mascherano
2. Reina
3. Torres
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Torres
Gerrard
Skrtel
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Mascherano
Kuyt
Gerrard
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Hyypiä
Lucas
Finnan
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Gerrard
Alonso
Babel
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Torres
Finnan
Carra
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1. Aurelio
2. Mascherano
3. Gerrard
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1. Mascherano
2. Gerrard
3. Riise
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1. Torres
2. Gerrard
3. Kewell
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No way was it pens on Torres, Sonko gets to the ball first on both occasions. No way could the ref see it, but it was correct calls. The pen for them was wrong and the other two was at most 50-50 and I would have been severey pissed off if they had been given against us. So 1 wrong pen, 2 so so and 2 correct ones. That wouldn't have won us the game. On and upwards.
Andre Marriner next match is Macclesfield v Stockport in league 2 this weekend. I think it is safe to say - He did not do a good job in the Reading game. 4 wrong penalty decisions.
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1. Gerrard
2. Torres
3. Sami
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1. Mascherano
2. Torres
3. Babel
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Reina
Finnan - Carragher - Hyypia - Aurelio
Benayoun - Gerrard - Mascherano - Riise
Kuyt - Crouch
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1. Gerrard
2. Carra
3. Mascherano
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Cech
Richards Laursen Lescott Bale
Ronaldo Fabregas Gerrard Koumas
Benjani Owen
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10/11 Riise - Leto mix up on FR
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Gerrard
Pennant
Torres
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Figo
Just look at how many wingers have ever been transfered for a fee of 19m and then tel me he has a value so highAndriy Shevchenko
AC Milan
Chelsea
30.0
Rio Ferdinand
Leeds
Man U
29.1
Juan Sebastian Veron
Lazio
Man U
28.1
Wayne Rooney
Everton
Man U
27.0
Michael Essien
Lyon
Chelsea
26.0
Didier Drogba
Marseille
Chelsea
24.0
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Man City
Chelsea
21.0
Ricardo Carvalho
Porto
Chelsea
19.85
Ruud Van Nistelroy
PSV
Man U
19.0
Michael Carrick
Tottenham
Man U
18.6
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neither
ditto
Not good enough for us, but I like him....
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