Street Preacher

Well I guess the covering for baby moose bum holes is as good an explanation as any I suppose. Now does anybody know how to get baby moose shit out of denim?

I sat down to eat a mousse made by Onken and on the bottom was a little silver sticker that said "pull me!".Now naturally I did as i was told and pulled it off thinking it was some sort of competition but there was nothing underneath. So I started to eat it when I noticed that it was dripping out of the pot and onto my jeans. Now there might be a simple explanation as to why there was a hole in the bottom of the mousse pot but I can't think of one. Was it a disgruntled employee who thought he'd do something funny on his last day at the Onken factory or something more sinister?

Congratulations and all the best,mate.

We're having our work's Christmas night out this saturday and the boss was supposed to have sorted out somewhere to go to eat but left it too late and now we're struggling to find anywhere. Anybody got any good tips on places we could try?There's gonna be about 8 or 9 of us and we're just looking for somewhere that does reasonably cheap food that Isn't gonna be packed to the rafters. If anyone's got any suggestions It'd be appreciated as my idea of going to Maccies didn't go down too well.

I was bored shitless in work the other day so i started thinking about what my fantasy job/vocation would be. I'm thinking about jobs that don't have to actually exist in what we call the real world,they can be pretty much anything you want. I finally decided on being a Jedi Master,although Ninja,pokemon Master(Come on it would be cool) and Visionary(80s cartoon) were a close second. So anybody do any better?

He's was spotted at a George Michael concert in Manchester with Cahill and Lucas Neil. Maybe George gave him some special herbs to help cope with the painfull toe injury that he is suffering from.

I usually go to one near where I live or use the clippers,but I'm working loads at the moment and want to go to a barbers in town during my lunch break. I've seen a few but I'm not into the trendy or expensive ones,It's a simple short back and sides for me. So can anybody recommend one?

Dalglish signed Redknapp i think.

Paddy Berger,Didi,Sami,Kewell.Those are the ones i remember were in the list.

The last straw for me was when most of the shops closed for that lad's funeral. It's only a matter of time until innocent people start gettin' caught in these mini wars.It's pissing me off as I can't actually see what the plod are doing about it.

thanks,mate.

Has anyone got either Sony Ericsson W810i or the Sony Ericsson K800i? If anyone has what's the video recording quality like? Cheers.

Cheers for that one,mate.

I'm currently with vodafone and my 18 month contract has just come to an end. I'm not sure whether to get a new mobile with them and a new contact or change to Orange,T-Mobile etc. My current contract is £14.99 a month for 100mins and 50 free texts. Anybody have any advice on which companies to go with and the ones to avoid?

I think it's on stuff over £18. I've bought dvds from America before and it says on the front that i have to pay extra customs charges but i never have and haven't heard anything from them since.

To be honest i wouldn't be too fussed who's picked. If Danny Agger plays then he deserves it for his performances so far this season. I know Sami's not playing too well but i think he can come through this and turn in a top performance against Chelsea. Now where's the poll for Jamie or Gabriel? :whistle:

The wife from King Of Queens only got fat because she was preggers. She's back to normal now i think. I've always had a little thing for Susan Kennedy in Neighbours.

I've always thought there was summit dodgy about the lucky dips. They punish you for being too lazy to pick your own.

I reckon that it'll come together,and soon. I think at the moment we're finding it hard to continue to do the basics right like defending as a team and keeping clean sheets,while trying to play a more expansive attacking style of football. remember when Houllier tried it and we were actually playing some good stuff but we were leaking goals and not getting the results?We then gave up on our new style and reverted to the defensive way of playing which eventually got Houllier the sack. Lets just see how things develop over the next couple of weeks.

Of course we're all pissed off and dissapointed,but it's only 3 games into the season. Rafa's maybe made some mistakes and so have the players,but just because we lost this game doesn't mean our whole season is fucked. I reckon all of the big sides will lose more points than in previous seasons so all's not lost.

All it does is prove yet again that Chelsea are a bunch of knobs from the very top(Abramovich,Kenyon and Mourinho) to the very bottom(This Benny fella,that cock who supposedly had the earpiece hidden under his hat and the fans). Christ,they even have an American Lawyer called Bruce Buck as their chairman.

I may be a stalker but we're all one at heart...aren't we?

Cheers for that.

I'm trying to get an address of an old friend who i've lost contact with and just wondered if anyone knew of a way to find it. I've been on a few websites but they charge quite a bit and i only need the one address. The information i have is their full name and the town/village they live in. In these days of stalking can anybody help me out?

I do indeed hate my job. I work in a shop in the city centre.It's an easy but boring,badly paid,boring,soul destroying,boring job. I had one customer today and i swear if she was not a woman and over seventy years old i would have punched her in the throat. They've also stopped paying us any extra money for bank holidays!Yet the delivery drivers get three times their pay on a bank holiday. Don't work in retail!