Ezekiel 25:17

On 29/11/2023 at 17:32, Mook said:

Those wee nuts they put in the rice of oven curries.

 

People wearing headphones and stotting about the middle of the pavement with no idea that there might be other people in the World who walk faster than them.

 

People who phone you about an e-mail they've just sent you.

Spot on, what's your number mate I had a something else I wanted to say about this.

Wools.

On 25/11/2023 at 13:34, Curly said:

Made this fucking absolute beauty while I watched the first half of the thingio. You know.

 

Anyway - it was fucking unreal. 9 out of 10.

 

I am pro bean, but decided against them as we only had some shite beans and vegan sausage tins. And you know what - I may never go back. I think as delicious as they are, they make me feel a bit shit after them. Been noticing that they sit heavy with me and give me heartburn for a while now, so I might have reached an end with them. 
 

But that brekkie. Fuck me. There’s 2 toast, 2 bread and butter, cup of tea 1 sugar, orange cordial with ice, 2 bacon, 3 sausages, 2 eggs, 2 black pudding and 2 beef tomatoes. 
 

I know loads of you will be dead jealous and try to pretend you don’t like it, but I know the truth and that you’re either lying or wrong, and that’s enough for me

 

 

The Bacon had this to say "On August 29, 1997 it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too! Anybody not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a bad day. Get it?"

Not done it for a long while but every dog house you could have been in, I've been there, I've done the works over the years, genuinely makes me shudder.

I hate to always bring it back to this but you better believe I'm using the fact you frequent the GF as a barometer of intelligence across the board.

Said this before on the forum but my laziest memorable moment was when I was in the kitchen making something and I shouted through to ask what time it was as I couldn't be arsed looking up at the clock in front of me.

Ragging clothes off hangers and snapping them rather than just removing them properly also a favourite.

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Bollocks. I bet you've got a pair of these 

 

 

They're girls aren't they, I wasn't aware I could get them in my size if not.....

I stand by no person under 45 wears Adidas trainers any more.

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Lucozade. Especially the orange one. 

Disgrace what they've done to it.

Adidas, I don't know anyone who wears Adidas now apart from Oasis heads.

11 hours ago, Mook said:

 

I can only find these Nike Air ones with the Stars & Stripes on the back...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174309318987?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=A4pf2Vn8T2-&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=52VDYbeJS66&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Thanks mate, I defo dreamt them.

Does anyone remember a pair of Nike Cortez probably from the 90s which were blue suede and had an American flag on the heels ?? Best looking trainers I ever had but can't find any  trace of them, makes me wonder if they even exist.

I still listen to the xfm shows every day.

On 19/11/2023 at 20:01, Harry's Lad said:

Amazon.

 

You type in specifically what you want and it fills the page with irrelevant shite.

 

Mrs HL's just got a new phone and wanted a screen protector and a case. Not a proper case mind, one of those hideous, poncey things only birds like.

 

So I ordered the protectors and they're fine, the case however is for the Pixel Pro not the Pixel which is what was requested in the search.

 

I've checked and yes the case is as ordered so my fault for not checking and checking again but why can't they just show what you ask for ffs.

 

 

Trying to manage subscriptions is a nightmare too, click every page and there's nothing there, then you'll find the obscure hyperlink to what you were looking for, then they'll ask you 40 times do you want to change your mind.

20 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Are any of the things she ever says mad, Al? 

No, I should have added that she follows it up with the most mundane pointless statement you'll ever hear.

Sometimes she mixes it up and says 'does it sound stupid to say'.

There's a woman in our office who repeatedly uses the expression 'does it sound mad to say', she says it bare minimum 3 times a conversation.

My brother in law ends every single sentence with to be fair, incredibly tedious.

I think crisps in general are all shite these days, in the Uk at least, Lays abroad are still top tier.

The Sunday omnibus was movie length.

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Who is he?

Uncle Frank from Home Alone.

On 22/04/2023 at 17:52, Poor Scouser T said:

DH Gate 50 odd quid. Probably wont wear often  but better  as an ornament than a porcelain boy carrying water.

Wowzers.

Every pair of trainers in that image is highly suspect.

1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

 

Dont wind me up any more than Stig already has, 

 

FFS. 

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

 

The way that Spectre had pulled the strings in all 4 films prior even when you didnt even know at the time and the little easter eggs that we all missed the first time around viewing was brilliant and superb writing. 

 

Then just wiped them out in 1 go. Nah mate....

 

I wont ever watch that film again and it goes firmly in the bin. Never been so disappointed in a Bond Film and I went to the cinema twice to see Die Another Day.........

 

 

 

Easily the best theme tune.

21 hours ago, Jurgen Knows said:

https://x.com/onlinepaleng/status/1723729061275746704?s=46&t=rTM5huSAdkyumn9JrNS_MQ
 

 

I think playground is stretching it.