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Ezekiel 25:17

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  1. Armani Stronger with you intensly , spice Bomb extreme , JPG le male Elixer,  Azzaro most wanted bt night.

     

    All of them are 10/10 winter fragrances,  there's some top tiers above that but the price range is just ridiculous so not even worth mentioning.

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  2. 5 hours ago, Preston Red said:

    Loudmouth gobshites in the snooker clubs boil my piss along with the fuckers with day of The Jackal style cues playing pool.

     

    Me and the Mrs were having a game of snooker before Christmas and in strolls 8 noisy twats who proceeded to take up 2 tables and shout all the way through their 2 hours. Usually getting louder after a trip to the toilets for a "Columbian livener". The rest of the place is full of people enjoying a game of snooker and chatting amongst themselves, but having that peace broken up by shitheads shouting about going out, drinking, who is hitting a shit shot or shagging "birds". 

     

     

    Playing a frame of snooker with the Mrs ?? what did you for the ten hours after they left ?

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  3. 1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

    Don't get the appeal of young girls at all, I didn't like them even when I was young. Andrew was 40 when he allegedly was cavorting with that 17 year old. Can you imagine anything worse? 

     

    "Hey big daddy, pass me my iPhone 26 while I do a TikTok."

     

    Er why don't you just make me a brew while I watch Babylon 5 - then fuck off. 

     

     

     

     

    It wasn't the small talk he was after it was the small minge.

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  4. 4 hours ago, Dave D said:

    He’s an improvement on Origi with better hair. Not a starter at this stage though

     

    Here in lies the problem , he's first choice central striker and will continue to be , four games now without a goal and missed chance after chance , I'm sick of him.

  5. As terrible as depression is, and it's fucking terrible, along with Anxiety, they're not terminal, no matter how bad your feeling you have to force yourself to get some kind of comfort from the fact it can change and usually with time and support, whether that be pharmaceutical or emotional it will.

     

     

    I've suffered anxiety several times and I make this remark every time, the most horrible aspect of it is you can only really reflect on it and think about the appropriate actions you should take once it's eventually passed. Depression and anxiety are cunts for only really knowing you were really suffering once you stop suffering.

     

     

    Rambling a bit here, I hope you all get the support you need.

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  6. On 29/11/2023 at 17:32, Mook said:

    Those wee nuts they put in the rice of oven curries.

     

    People wearing headphones and stotting about the middle of the pavement with no idea that there might be other people in the World who walk faster than them.

     

    People who phone you about an e-mail they've just sent you.

     

    Spot on, what's your number mate I had a something else I wanted to say about this.

  7. On 25/11/2023 at 13:34, Curly said:

    Made this fucking absolute beauty while I watched the first half of the thingio. You know.

     

    Anyway - it was fucking unreal. 9 out of 10.

     

    I am pro bean, but decided against them as we only had some shite beans and vegan sausage tins. And you know what - I may never go back. I think as delicious as they are, they make me feel a bit shit after them. Been noticing that they sit heavy with me and give me heartburn for a while now, so I might have reached an end with them. 
     

    But that brekkie. Fuck me. There’s 2 toast, 2 bread and butter, cup of tea 1 sugar, orange cordial with ice, 2 bacon, 3 sausages, 2 eggs, 2 black pudding and 2 beef tomatoes. 
     

    I know loads of you will be dead jealous and try to pretend you don’t like it, but I know the truth and that you’re either lying or wrong, and that’s enough for me

     

     

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    The Bacon had this to say "On August 29, 1997 it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too! Anybody not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a bad day. Get it?"

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  8. Said this before on the forum but my laziest memorable moment was when I was in the kitchen making something and I shouted through to ask what time it was as I couldn't be arsed looking up at the clock in front of me.

     

     

    Ragging clothes off hangers and snapping them rather than just removing them properly also a favourite.

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