Ezekiel 25:17

Ray Winstone rules yer jerks, Sexy Beast is brilliant, albeit mostly down to Kingsley.

Yer wha.

On 22/03/2024 at 23:23, johnsusername said:

Was reading the Liverpool Echo website site this morning. The number of nonces and child abusers, rapists and sex offenders, it's mad. Loads of men are absolute wrong uns. 

95% of the GF

Bit plain for my taste.

On 17/04/2022 at 22:16, Clem H Fandango said:

The best thing about being 40+ is ignoring chocolate.

At 41 can confirm this is not a thing.

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Sounds nice though! 

Literally what everyone else is thinking.

Undies.

Women of a certain age will do literally anything to avoid doing actual exercise, hitting drumsticks on fucking exercise balls, anything 'getting me steps in' fuck off.

Gym ?? I thought you said Gin ! pahahahahahahahaha

Kin.

bbc drama about irish drug running family, predictable and nothing special. Only on season 1 so maybe it'll pick up.

I carrrnt believe it de gangster dat wants us all dead had jus treatened to kill one of us.

Yer JOKIN, oim gonna kill em for dat. 

Ders more to oireland DEN DIS.

The end.

Just caught up on about 20 pages, excellent work lads, some good submissions some fucking stinkers.

Honorable mention to Lurtzy for cooking an egg, and Stig for eating his Keto stuff off a dish in the Louvre.

On 04/02/2024 at 11:46, Bob said:

Stayed in best western Forest Hills in Frodsham after the match Wednesday night, so had a brekkie Thursday morning before work, with a view over the Mersey for company.

 

Was standard buffet fayre, overcooked eggs and not very good black pudding and the beans might as well’ve been sitting in water.

 

good sausages and bacon though.

 

 

If you took that breakfast the Doctors it would immediately be prescribed Sertraline.

Although the obvious answer is City I've gone for Everton because I'm so, so sick of hearing about how hard done by the cheating pitch invading cunts are. Their support is split evenly between support for Everton and hate for Liverpool. I want the new stadium to fail and them to continue to plummet, they've ridden their luck more than anyone in football history. 

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That Simon charity bike ride thread was another fantastic day on the GF. 

To this day I will not be convinced anyone has come up with a better idea than doing a sponsored cycle on an exercise back in the back of a moving van.

4 hours ago, bossy said:

It took me 55 years to even enter a gym. I just go the local Pure Gym chain. It’s open all the time, no one hassles you or even takes any notice of you. Turn up run for half n hour in a steady environment, leave feeling better than when I went in. I don’t see the scam. If you pay and don’t go it’s on you. 

55 years, Nightmare that mate, was it the finger print ID you were having an issue with ??

I'm fairly certain they're going to replace her with another Paul McCartney.

Just when you think you have enough EDGE track suits to see you through till summer, they better sort something soon.

On 06/03/2024 at 08:32, Total Longo said:

And that wasn't even the worst aspect of that episode, the one who knowingly took advantage of a drunk woman whilst on duty (despite knowing this was totally against the rules) and then got away with it scot free after saying it was PTSD and all down to the woman taking advantage of him (and then of course he retired on full pension) was in equal parts shocking as it was predictable. 

His name was Lee Cocking, I'm not saying that's an excuse but he must have felt some sense of obligation.

On 27/09/2010 at 04:43, Guest simon said:

Feels great spent all night lay in a forest tonight with someone im crazy about she isnt great looking but she ace and i really feel all wierd inside about her. Its a fantastic feeling we going on our first date haha on friday. Cant wait.

On 03/10/2010 at 23:19, Guest simon said:

I dont know what i have done but now she just wants to be friends am fucking gutted.

The singing ??

Mrs Browns Boys.

I've watched three episodes of season four so far and I couldn't be enjoying it less, absolutely no idea what's going on and the 'police work' is utterly bizarre, the frozen bodies, come on !!!

On 05/02/2024 at 11:16, Mook said:

 

I like it, I like a lot of sort of monotonous groove stuff where you need to get into the right headspace to appreciate it.

 

Not everything has to be three minutes long with guitar hooks and catchy melodies.

No shit, 25k posts on the forum.

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

What have you got against scruffy homeless men?

Nothing specific as it goes.

6 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

girl in work does those blag ones are they really nice.

loads of tom ford ones at a fraction of the price.

They always smell good on initial spray but have no sillage at all and no smell whatsoever after half an hour.

The proclivity to still wear the same fragrance you very first wore is everywhere in this thread, the only fragrance for me that has stood the test of time is Davidoff Cool Water.

My Mrs despite being shit at the Chase and quizzes generally likes to criticise someones answers in the final chase and we subsequently miss the next two questions at least whilst she's shouting shit, incredibly annoying.