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Ezekiel 25:17

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  1. Ezekiel 25:17

    Cat Pics

    I don't think I've shared our 4 pests in here yet.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    That wouldn't be for me but no question it looks tasty.
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    New xbox series x/s

    Yep, unless I pay 200/250 over the retail which I just don't want to do on principle, they're out of stock everywhere because CEX are buying them off people for 40 quid more than retail.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Haven't seen Lifey post food for a while, is he still using the fire alarm as an oven timer ??
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    No idea what any of this is or most of what you've said , nagged in fear.
  6. Ezekiel 25:17

    Happy Birthday Angry

    Is right Mal, you don't look a day over 44.
  7. Ezekiel 25:17

    Youth Team/Cup

    These are a really good youth side, I think we need the second goal.
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    Youth Team/Cup

    It doesn't work if you make both posts yourself AWS.
  9. Ezekiel 25:17

    Becoming a dad for the first time

    Is right la, gonna toast a grolsch to you later.
  10. Ezekiel 25:17

    Rate the last film you watched...

    The new bond, forgettable, 6/10.
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    The GF's All Time TV Theme Tune - Group 21

    Sunday night depression.
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    The GF's All Time TV Theme Tune - Group 21

    Which pervert nominated the south Bank show.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    7/10, extra mark for Harry Maguire in the coffee.
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    Facebook

    Still, good news about the tits.
  15. Ezekiel 25:17

    Has any one ever...? Tell us about it.

    Bastard !!!
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    Has any one ever...? Tell us about it.

    I've kicked in several back doors, if yer feel me.
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    Has any one ever...? Tell us about it.

    Similar to others fell asleep on the bus to work hungover, took me all the way to town, then back again, woke up at almost the exact point I got on back near home, got off and phoned in work sick.
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    The world of a woman.

    My ex's mate in her divine wisdom decided to try and stage a fraudulent insurance injury claim by making up a car accident. Apparently she knew someone who did this and it was fool proof. So she phoned up her insurance company to tell them about the crash she was inventing, cutting a slightly longer story short....... Car Insurance: "ok miss H, can you tell us what happened exactly ?" Miss H: well I was rolling up to the traffic lights and went straight into the back of the car in front of me " Car Insurance: "right, then that means you're liable and cannot claim, if you go into the back of another car you're liable" Miss H "er, oh, ok". Miss H now has to continue with the insurance story making her insurance go up and cannot claim injuries, it's just beautiful.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    I BET YOU DO SPUNKMOUSE YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS. I BET YOU FUCKING DO.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    They sound the same and yeah they rule, I need an absolute vat of butter on them though.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    What's a tattie scone, is it a potato cake ?? if not do you like them ??
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Hitler made an argument to kill all Jews, knock yourself out mate.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Anything made from potato is good, that's a scientific fact.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Yeah it is but having a deep fryer is lethal, cook everything in the cunt.
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