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  1. Ezekiel 25:17

    Princess Leia or Wilma Deering

    Carrie fisher is a fuckin duche bag, she refuses to acknowledge Star Wars in any way now, an is always sayin shit like 'I dont know the big deal is with it anyway, its just a movie'.
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    Why choose ? http://assm.asstr.org/~eli/notes/sto/lesbian/celebrity/wilma-and-betty.html
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    The "Who Said This" Quiz Thread:

    shouldnt be too tough..... Guy 1- Maybe I oughta eat your cornbread. Guy 2- Motherfucker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, an part 2 of my Killing Spree, gon' begin up in here on your ass. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure. Guy3- Ray, chill out - Guy2-:No, fuck him. Fuck that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfucking farmers who wanna start some shit. You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
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    The voice of an angel

    They sang that at there wedding I think, just after jordan finished deep throating the priest.
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    The voice of an angel

    Just to add Andrea Bocelli once said 'If god had a voice it would be mine', I say if a turd could sing.......
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    The voice of an angel

    Man that shit turned my stomach, I cant eat my tea after I heard what I heard.
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    The "Who Said This" Quiz Thread:

    think it was off Brass Eye, the legendary channel 4 comedy which i think gotr bannned... ?
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    The Mexican Way

    will you rule once again
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    Speed Scamera Loophole

    That Rules, alternatively travel at around 205 mph an the speed camera cant detect motion, whatevers easiest at the time i suppose.....
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    Pissed in the office

    your ok till when you get the three oclock lul an half your bodys seems to die or somethin uuurrggh just keep punchin your liver an tell it to 'fight that shit'
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    Your best Club night.

    Used to go every week, me an me mate still get emotional now when we think about it, it got knocked down the other day so were goin to get a brick for keppsake tomorrow (serious).
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    annoying things youre missus does

    I hate the fact that if I actually do do some house work I never get the credit I feel I rightfully deserve. Its like il be sittin there and go Iv cleaned the floors you know. and il get a response like 'an so you should' it should go thanks your a big help, without any possible detection of sarcasm. Oh an pickin up my pants an sayin 'are these yours ?' you know they are you dumb bint, whay are you asking me ???
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    Best guitar riff ever

    Smomaco by Frankie Eiesenhower for me, not sure wether it contains the aformentiond 'rif' but there is defo a guitar in it and the song rules so there, oh yeah an that Tom Ross the lead Vocalist, what a guy, its rumoured his hard drive is harder than anyone elses, he also once told his processor to speed up bitch, the computer then proceeded to work twice as fast, stuff of legends....
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    Golf day, confirmed arrangements....

    I reckon 14 is about right for our Dave, played with him many times, he can rule on his day.
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    Captions needed...

    Is right, I love it when a post comes together.
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    Captions needed...

    Oh throw me a freakin bone here, last time I ever try a caption.
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    Captions needed...

    http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/classic/newcaptions/crouchrun.jpg[/img] And how does it feel... great ! Another satisfied Ultralse customer. I thankyou.
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    cheap flights

    er that seems to have come out as a link, wonders will never cease (they really wont).
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    cheap flights

    http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/ Check this out, sorry my techonlogical genius is not at the stage of posting links yet.
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    Selling the fanzine outside the Kop....

    Sorry Dave just to ad, You an your dad a bubub best sellers my arse !
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    Lloyd Christmas

    Personal Favourite Qoute, on harry eating the chillies 'Its more tingly than hot'.
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    Lloyd Christmas

    Love the way Gav thought the blind kids name was billy enforcee instead of billy in 4 C, your one pathetic loser.
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    Best one-hit wonder?

    Just a right hook from that Pikey the other year.