tokyojoe

I'm on a river cruise in Holland with 50/ 50 WiFi and no sport TV.  Doubt I'll be able to go ashore tonight either. First I'll see of this is a recorded MOTD when I'm back Friday night. This is  what happens when a woman plans the holidays. 

Just fuck'em sideways Reds.

27 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Pgmol with the win for Everton. 

 

When's the DVD out?

Done. Full marks to your lad Cath.

Big Vern

28 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

It's more likely than winning the league. 

 

We can least have 20/25 minutes of full blown blitzkrieg, Shirley. 

 

Four four fucking two. 

 

Alisson

Bradley Van Dijk Someoneelse Robertson

TAA MacAllister Someoneelse Díaz

Danns Gakpo

 

Núñez for the last half an hour to chaos them in the dick. Probably need to change the centre mids at half time as they'll be goosed.

Deffo those two. This can be done.

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

My niece found a lump in her boob a couple of weeks ago.

 

A biopsy has confirmed it's cancer and she has to have more tests to determine exactly what type she's dealing with.

 

Her mum had to have a mastectomy due to breast cancer which had also spread to lymph nodes under her arm.

She died the last week in January from something unrelated, but the poor girl's in bits obviously fearing the worst.

 

Absolute cunt of a disease.

 

Terrible news mate. Hope everything works out OK for her.

RIP.

5 minutes ago, aws said:

Take it to the GF, mate. 

And your point is?

1 hour ago, Code said:

Do people honestly think that if camera phones and social media existed in the 70’s and 80’s that people would not use them at the game?

 

If so, you are fuckin deluded, they did not use them cause they did not exist. 
 

You don’t see many of these at the games these days.

 

 

In the old days, plenty of people had trannies. That was how we were checking up on other scores.

You're point is?

 I suppose I was spoiled. I was brought up on the Kop in the 70s / 80s. It did have it's off days though.

54 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Too many glory supporters with too much money, they don't know how many choruses there are at the end of YNWA, let alone the words to Poor Scouser Tommy.

 

I remember trudging back along the Anfield Road on a cold and wet November night, we'd just been beaten 2-0 at home by the mighty Derby County, Roy Evans was our boss back then and I was facing a 3 hour drive back home. I was thoroughly sick as fuck, and I couldn't help overhearing 3 other fans, all Scousers / local lads laughing and joking about what they hoped to be doing in town later that night.

 

Right then it hit me, the barometer of measuring someone's commitment as a fan has nothing to do with geography, it is this: how much does it hurt you when you lose.

 

I watched a YouTube video the other day of some fat American guy who'd saved up to come to England to come and see 5 Premiership games in 2 weeks, the finale and the highlight for him being his trip to Anfield to watch us beat Sheffield United last week.

 

The lad claimed to be a Red, he said he'd been a Liverpool fan for years and this trip to Anfield was a pilgrimage for him. He had all the gear on, he knew all the words to YNWA (even if he did mumble and falter at the 2nd and final chorus), and even though I'd have found him an annoying gimp if I'd have been sat next to him that night, I still thought fair play to the lad, good on him.

 

A couple of days later, his trip to the Man City game came up on my feed so out of curiosity is thought I'd take a look. Anyway, here's the same fat American guy, this time decked out head to toe in powder blue Man City paraphernalia, singing away to Blue Moon.

 

What a cunt. He clearly doesn't get it. It's one thing to go to another team's match, possibly on a corporate freebie, but you do not wear another club's shirt and scarf, or sing their songs, or actively support them ffs. You can be sure that I let the fat American fool know this in the YouTube comments.

 

And Nigel Spackman is a 2 faced hypocritical treacherous cunt who should never be employed by our club again, in any capacity.

 

 

 

Worra knob.

29 minutes ago, KMD7 NERVELESS FORUM BIG DOG said:

 

It was indeed. 

A day I want to forget.

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hard to fancy a bird whose been mummified mate 

Twat.

I went to one when I was 39 years old having left school at 18. Got quite a boost as a few lads came up to me and knew my name. I was scratching my head thing who the fuck are you but then they did introduce themselves and I remembered their names. They had

lost their hair, I hadn't. Still had my boyish good looks. (still have before anyone takes the piss)

Met a couple of the girls who I once had the hots for and any adolescent fantasies where well shattered there.

2 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Fella in our team at work died a couple of weeks ago. Prostate. When he first got it and to be fair for almost a year after he was really positive - wasn't going to let it stop him etc. The markers came right down and he was right as rain. But then cancer did what it often does - gave him a glimmer of hope and then smashed it to pieces. It spread like wildfire and he went downhill fast.

 

It was so sad to see him change - you could see over a few weeks it just ate him alive. And then he was gone, almost overnight. 

 

It really is an absolute cunt of a disease. 

I was lucky. I had prostate cancer and my GP spotted it early. Had 20 days of radiotherapy and it was sorted.

Still scared thinking about it. Luck of the draw I suppose.

3 hours ago, Curly said:

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

Full marks for doing that yourself. Most importantly, NO FUCKING BEANS!

6 hours ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

My uncle is on his way out with oesophageal cancer. I’m not particularly close to him but my mum is really upset. 
 

He was struggling to keep food down and lost loads of weight and ended up going for the camera down the throat thing, followed by a biopsy when abnormalities were found. 
 

He was then diagnosed with oesophageal cancer, with the specialists fearing that it had spread too. 
 

That was about two months ago. They were giving him a stent to help him eat and keep stuff down and we’re then going to discuss chemotherapy/treatment options. But, my mum spoke to him today and he told her that the specialist has told him to think hard about his options as he’s been given a survival prognosis of 3 to 6 months without treatment and 6 to 12 months with. 
 

It’s a devastatingly savage disease, the way it just consumes people in such a short space of time. My mum said he sounded really down on the phone and she thinks he’ll probably go down the without treatment route. 
 

He’s approaching his 80s so has had a decent innings but still sad news.

Sorry mate. Bloody horrible.

Shame most of HMRC's systems don't work properly.

Overrated: Queen

Why is it they are utterly incapable of ending a telephone conversation? Her Indoors was on the blower to her mate this morning and she had the speaker on so I could hear both sides. It must have been at least 20 times I heard OK, have a nice Easter or similar and then one of them sparks up and and starts off with some more meaningless drivel.

A five minute conversation extended to about 40 minutes.

8 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Before my time, I only remember him as a Forest player, but I remember my dad saying what a good player he had been.

 

This is a lovely tribute by the club, our Twitter account always seem to get it right when it matters.

 

I'll never forget that Leicester game.

RIP

10 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

The children of light.

 

 

They are utterly sick.

16 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I’ve eaten a pigs ear. It’s tasty but a lot of gristle. 

Did the pig complain at the time?

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

@tokyojoe how are you since you ate that raw slice of pig mate? 

It wasn't raw, I did eat it and I'm still alive.