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tokyojoe

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  1. Fancy dress party. What are they coming as?
  2. RIP. Utterly superb player.
  3. Not bad, good home draw.
  4. Ipswich? In the '70s we went there and sang 'I can't read and I can't write but I support Ipswich town and I can drive a tractor'. It's now their theme song. The influence we have.
  5. I knew we'd win. The Arse couldn't hit a barn door from half an inch out. Anyway, all together now... SHIT ON THE COCKNEYS, SHIT ON THE COCKNEYS TONIGHT...
  6. Open toe sandals in this weather? Bright boy.
  7. It would be handy if HMRC's systems fucking worked properly. I tried to submit my company corporation tax return and I had a loss from last year. Everytime I tried to put the figures in it just kept chucking them out, with comments like box X should equal box Y etc which was utter bollocks. (I am an accountant by the way, so I do have at least a vague idea what I'm talking about). Out of frustration I just wound up putting the last years figures in just so the bloody system would accept it. Now the cunts have hit me (my company) with a tax demand of about £15k, which following generally accepted accounting procedures is utterly wrong, in fact nothing is owed. On the phone to HMRC for nearly an hour before I got through to someone who did try to be helpful but I could tell he was out of his depth. So I said I'll send this years and the previous couple of years accounts in so you can check it yourselves. (You have to remember that the have all the previous years on file anyway). So I asked, what's your email address. Don't have one. So I'll have to print the whole lot up and post it. On another note, the IRS in the US estimate about 50-60% of taxes collected are wasted. Probably the same here. Fucking wankers. Raising taxes is not the answer but controlling government waste is the real problem. If you haven't already, watch 'Yes Minister'.
  8. Last year Bint & Wanker got me a naff T-shirt, which went straight in the charity bag. This year, wait for it. LFC pyjamas.
  9. Amen to that. My day/year was off to a great start when lifting up the litter tray for cleaning I was greeted by a tidal wave of cat piss to emerge from under it. And then went online just to find a transaction I'd spent the last few days setting up has gone tits up. Happy New Year everybody.
  10. You're supposed to be on the Members forum, daft twat. Happy New Year, Pete.
  11. Surrounded by them, they don't seem to mind what they are called. Also, plenty of Spurs fans I've come across are happy being called 'yids'. My first experience of football hooliganism was in that clock end when I was about 16. Bunch of older, much bigger dickheads nicked my scarf. Spotted the ringleader at Euston a week later and I had some mates with me. Never seen anyone run as fast as that cunt did.
  12. Just seen MOTD2. Showed Abu Dhabi displaying five trophies. Should have been a brown envelope stuck to all of them.
  13. And who have the Beeb got on? Rick funking Astley.
  14. Happy New Year to you all. Let's hope we all have a great one! p.s. last year for me was shit, business wise anyway.
  15. My most enduring memory of Burnley is two mates waking into a Taxi office and ordering cod and chips twice.
  16. Yep, you're correct mate. I was thinking of the following season (74-75) when a Heighway goal won it.
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