tokyojoe

Have a good 'n mate.

Good lad. Bought me and a few other lads a beer once.

Or beans.

Only just checked the score. Fuck off, both sides.

I did mean played, typo. Plus I feel a bit pissed.

Payed shit, got three points. That's how leagues are won.

FUCK VAR. It has utterly ruined our game.

Clean header from a corner. Text book defending somehow disappeared.

We've woken up, about fucking time. Now, get the job finished.

Yet another fuck up.

Xiang Yang Hong 3: Chinese ship's port call in Maldives fans India tensions https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-68163343

That has to be from Viz!

RIP

OK.

That is not what I meant, I meant the royals in general. Don't twist matters.

Hadn't seen that. I don't pay attention to them really, other than for a piss take.

I wouldn't wish it on anyone but if it's prostate cancer, which seems likely, it is curable. I can speak from experience. The only problem would be that if it was detected late it could get nasty. With all the fawning by the medical profession over that lot (which we of course pay for) I would think unlikely. Just an excuse for the rags to drum up sympathy for the parasites.

Carrying on with this Woodstock lark..

Joni wrote this, a few sang it but this for me is the best.

You're just jealous Pete.

Fortunately, I don't have to live with them. But the AK47 is coming.

Fuck families. Her Indoor’s mum is 95 and struggling big time. So what happens? Bint, wanker, HI’s sister and HI’s twat of a brother fuck off to Vegas for a week. HI has been living over her mums for week and has received fuck all gratitude. The only real comment from her mum being ‘oh you’re just upset as they’ve gone away’. I’ve been over there a few hours a day and I’ve been looked down on like a piece of shit due to (in her mother’s eyes) that I assaulted her son. This is, after he went crying back to her after I just had a go at him for letting HI down badly. I really wish I had killed the cunt after his half baked attempt to attack me, I just stood and laughed. They are all back now. Not a word of thanks to HI. HI is fucked, and so to a lesser extent am I. Twat brother has been living there for about three years now. He pays nothing, he doesn’t put his mums bins out and leaves things in the sink rather than put them in the dishwasher. Which he never empties after his mum or the other sister have run it. I for some reason tend to be looked down on. Bint’s pet wanker is clearly as honest as a nine bob note after a bit of surface digging, but the sun shines out of his arse according to them. Until he goes bust which probably won’t be too long. Bint will then be up to her mum and dad so fast as she’ll just ponce off them again. A life on benefits tends to mould a person. I will utterly bury HI’s bother and bint, just have to wait for the moment. HI and to be fair her sister do a hell of a lot for their mum but the others are just waiting till the old girl pops it to see what they cop off the will. I repeat, fuck families.

Not a sauce person, me.

Didn't taste funny though.

If you want a good job doing, do it yourself. Smoked bacon, Braughing sausages, fried bread, egg and black pud. Missing mushrooms as none in hand, but most importantly NO FUCKING BEANS. Beats some of you lot going and paying a fortune at someplace and having the offering ruined by the obscenity of beans. Made all the better as it was devoured whilst watching the original 1966 Batman film. Apologies for picture being on it's side, not sure what happened there.