Vincent Vega

Worth having a read of the full Twitter thread, they’re fucked beyond belief.

How they have the nerve to appeal is beyond me.

I know very little about the fella, but by all accounts (including many supposedly in the know) he just might be our next manager. Good things I’ve read; 1. - He won the league with Sporting Lisbon who are traditionally Portugal’s third strongest team in 2022, and he is on track to do it again this season. Bad things I’ve read; 1. He’s big mates with Mourinho. Anyway, some relevant shit on his coaching ability:

Before my time, I only remember him as a Forest player, but I remember my dad saying what a good player he had been. This is a lovely tribute by the club, our Twitter account always seem to get it right when it matters.

Anyway this is all working out exactly as I wanted, we are going to get someone pretty shit in, they’re going to fuck up royally, and Klopp is going to bored of his life as a serf and come back and ride to our rescue feeling refreshed from his year off and ready to wipe the floor with the entirety of European football.

It’s better we know and accept this now than go into the Euros still thinking we have a chance that Alonso might join us. I just hope that the club identify the guy they want and can get, and have them lined up for the second the season ends*. *As long as the person identified isn’t Gareth “fucking” Southgate. Honestly, if the club even entertain the idea of bringing him in, I may be inspired towards terrorism in the same way Martin McGuiness was when the British army were marching down his street.

That tends to be how Paul Joyce operates, hence his reliability.

Yeah, it all looks like Alonso is waiting for the Madrid job to become available.

It was Fivetimes I believe.

Alphonso Davies of Bayern is supposed to be their priority that summer, but he too would be on a Bosman so it’s probably not impossible they could do both transfers. Trent is a fantastic player, but I have a feeling he would regret moving there, I don’t think he would play all that often. Their spoilt twat fans certainly wouldn’t appreciate him the way we do.

Real Madrid are committed to signing Mbappe and Endrick this summer, I’d be surprised if there will be much money left to sign anyone else. Mbappe is getting a €120m signing on fee, and Endrick is apparently costing them €60m.

We have won 4 and drawn 1 of our 12.30 kickoffs this season, and the only draw was the Sky game against City. Where BT/TNT are taking the piss is that all but one of our 12.30 games have been away, and often straight after an international break. This has been going on for quite some time as well. If we’re in contention for the title though, you have to expect every one of our matches from March onwards to be televised, and at least one of those is going to end up being a BT 12.30 game. I like the fact Klopp hasn’t been kicking off about these games this season, he’s accepted he can’t do anything about it, and I think the team’s approach has been better because of this.

Cracking funny Steve Bruce story from Shanklys Ghost, and some of the usual crazy stuff from Saturday Shopper……….,,,,,,,,,

The Premier League disciplinary panel react to this news.

Looks decent from that trailer, and I like the premise with it being set between Alien and Aliens. Hope of a first decent film in the series since those first two brilliant films.

Fixed.

Pedalling the lie that the “sly six” tried to leave the PL as well and wasn’t pulled up on it.

What a load of contradictory twaddle. Nobody is going out of business in the PL? His own club is £1bn in debt and will be in serious peril if a takeover isn’t completed imminently.

Forest docked 4 points for failing PSR. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/18/nottingham-forest-docked-four-points-premier-league-financial-rules-breach-profitability-and-sustainability

Forest docked 4 points for not meeting PSR in their accounts for last season. Something else for the shite to cry conspiracy about.

I’d like us to play AC Milan in the final if we get there, that’s a proper European final, and we’ve never had any shit with their fans.

Keys also had this to say about how Guardiola had treated a Be-In reporter: Richard Keys has accused Pep Guardiola of treating a reporter 'like a piece of s**t' following Man City's draw with Liverpool on Sunday. Guardiola's side walked away with a point after the thrilling clash at Anfield, where Alexis Mac Allister's penalty cancelled out John Stones' first-half strike. The City boss would've been disappointed to leave without a win and apparently, according to Keys, made that clear during one post-match interview. In his blog, Keys claimed that Guardiola acted like a 'disgrace' towards beIN Sports reporter Andy Kerr following the clash at Anfield. Keys wrote: 'What is it with this guy? Guardiola was just plain rude to our reporter - the excellent Andy Kerr. If I’d been Kerr I’d have shut the interview down and walked away. And I told him as much afterwards. ‘Guardiola was a disgrace. He couldn’t be bothered. He offered nothing - just one-word answers and a daft smile. He looked at Kerr like he was a piece of s**t on his shoe. He did the same last week. In fact - he does the same most weeks. 'Guardiola only talks to journos because he’s contracted to do so. He let his feelings about us be known at a press conference last week. ‘But here’s the thing Senor Guardiola. We’re all trying to do a job - just like you. Nobody, whilst doing that job, deserves to be ridiculed by you. 'Andy Kerr deserved better Sunday, not because you have a contractual obligation to speak to him - but because you have a moral obligation to treat him - and others - with manners and respect.' Keys brought into reference Guardiola's outburst during a recent post-match press conference - where he took a cheeky jibe at journalists. Speaking after City's victory over Brentford last month, Guardiola said: 'I am a manager. My life is better than yours. But nothing personal with you.' Elsewhere on the day, Guardiola reflected on Kevin De Bruyne's angry reaction to being substituted - to which he said he was 'happy' with the response. De Bruyne was sacrificed to regain control as Liverpool swarmed the City penalty area in the second half, and looked furious as he took his seat on the bench. 'I'm happy to see that!' said Guardiola. 'I like it if he's upset, it's good. He's happy now. I knew what we were missing, we missed keeping the ball. 'After (he went off) we did it better. But, listen, Kevin… what can I say for Kevin… we need him and he is important.'