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You don't fancy her then, Vladi? And Mr Nunavut Patrick, if it comes out looking anything other than big, ugly and smelly arsed then I'll be asking questions.

paddy - don't be embarrassed chum. After a few more sessions with my blowlamp and chisel I'm sure you'll look upon her the way I'm able to.

Oh my giddy aunt! Has that man's ringpiece been swimming in a tank of Great Whites? Not only is the country fucked...

Well bugger me if EVERY result didn't go our way this weekend. And for once we capitalised on it. A good win on Wednesday should put everyone in the right frame of mind for Newcastle. After them we have a fixture list lasting 'til February that we should get our teeth into if we can retain passion and a fighting spirit. A very optimistic feeling is washing over me now. Looking confidently to Saturday, suddenly fourth looks like it has our name written on it. and my missus found out today that she's pregnant so that could be why I'm so optimistic...! :thumbsup:

In fact, as you can see, my fiance is better looking <--------

You'd be bitter if you looked like a spud wearing a hairpiece.

Or 'Encyclopaedia Bitterannica'? To quote Mr Spock, "Would that constitute a joke?"

That was a cracker of a goal. Where the fuck has he been for the last two-and-a-half seasons? He's going to have to do that a few more times before January if we're to recoup any money for him when he leaves. Who were the two French clubs that GH was apparently trying to persuade him to leave for in the summer?

Bugger me! After an hour of trying I've made it work.

Just seeing if mine works...

Surely this used to be a man. Stare at the eyes for a few seconds then at the chin. You'll see what I mean. Methinks my old faithful will stay caged up for this one.

Didn't they make your fingers stink though? And it all gathered in lumps between your teeth meaning you were sucking bits out for hours.

Quite right. It's only natural that exciting performances will excite the crowd. An excited singing crowd will in turn spur on the players. I would add Traore to the Biscan and Diao hall of fame. Why the hell did Houllier buy Diao anyway? Has he ever been special anywhere?

Is it just me or have all the results gone our way so far this weekend? Here's a chance to climb the table by a few places. We need to start capitalising on these chances...

I hate the twats who boo our own players. It not only upsets that player but reflects badly on the whole team. If you're going to shout 'encouragement' then that's one thing but booing is the sort of mindless shite you expect from across the park.

The Club are quite within their rights to ask someone to leave who may be antagonising others around them. They are responsible for their safety and if the safest thing to do is remove them then that's their tough luck, even though they may be entitled to free speech. Free speech comes at a price and that price is responsibility.

Why boo? What the fuck will that achieve except to ENSURE that the fellow doesn't score and embarrass the rest of the team. Brains of a fucking rocking horse.

True. There's plenty would have used this as a photo opportunity. If you're in a position where just a few minutes of time from your life would make a world of difference to someone else's, or can bring them joy, then regard that power as a real gift. Good for all those involved.

I think the message this fellow is saying is spot on. I say shame on all those who have slagged Owen off, especially when he has not indicated that he won't sign. The fact the he hasn't indicated that he WILL sign is not something we should be worried about yet. He is a nice bloke who would, I'm sure, have told LFC by now if he had any intention of leaving. And let's be honest, he could be forgiven for thinking that he still has some time to wait before he wins the league under GH.

I made a few films of me and a now ex-bird in various acrobatic poses. Shortly after we broke up a colleague of hers, an older bird who I really wanted to fuck, ended up in my flat waiting for a taxi after a night on the ale. This older bird hated my ex and I made the (possible) mistake of telling her and the female friend she was with that I had film of my ex taking a drink on a stick. I've never seen a more evil look in someone's eye as she begged to see my big budget spectacular. I really really wanted this bird to see my cock in all it's glory. I'm afraid the gentleman in me was too strong and I didn't show her despite some serious pressure. Now that I'm older and more of a shit, I wish I had showed her as I might have got somewhere with her. Anyway, what I would add is that shag films are fucking excellent and keep you happy for years to come. They are also good for a laugh when your mates turn up pissed. Go ahead and film the dirty cow - hide it under a pile of coats. God help me if my (recent) wife discovers me watching these golden oldies...!

You can only go forward by improving results and performances - which we havent. They have got worse. Therefore we have gone backwards. Not exactly E=mclittle2 but a bloody lot easier to understand.

If she says no to the Cadbury's boulevard, strangle her then drive the wrong way up it anyway - while it's still warm. Sorted!

Lucky, lucky bastard who gets to fondle and decorate them!

It 'aint gonna happen, chums. If he goes it will be at the end of the season. I'm not saying I agree with that, but he won't go any earlier. He doesn't sound like he has any intention of falling on his sword. If we finish 17th he will come out with an excuse and say that we will improve. He's a stubborn bugger and I think he'll have to be pushed, which the board don't have the will to do mid-season.

I loved his celebration after scoring our second against the mancs at Anfield April 2001. He brushed away Berger to shake a lengthy "fuck you" fist at their shithead fans. He obviously enjoyed it.