Hermes
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Whose bright idea was it to have Gordon Brown calling for unity in the party against a background of two carousels spinning in opposite directions. Sums his party up perfectly.
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Ron Atkinson was 11 years ahead of his time.
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Guaranteed way to reduce blood pressure, clinically proven. Die.
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I used to drink about 50 pints a week. My GP told me to reduce my alcohol consumption. At my 3 month review I told him I had reduced my alcohol consumption by half. He was delighted and tested my BP and found no difference. I said "I don't get it. I'm drinking 49 and half pints per week, what other sacrifices can I make to reduce it". He said "The best thing you can do is cut alcohol completely, don't smoke, no meat, and run 10 miles a day". I said "What's the second best?"
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Drink beetroot juice.
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I was wrong about Corbyn. I thought he was as big a clown as Tony Benn. His decision to renege on commitment to clause IV proves he isn't.
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I see another socialist country is on the verge of collapse, there isn't even enough toilet paper to wipe their arses in Venezuela.
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Ah, so they were told to have no truck with him?
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The copper spent all of the lorry driver's money?
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A fireman requested a satellite dish to be installed on the roof of his workplace. His boss refused, saying "You are getting ideas above your station".
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Wow. I wouldn't have believed that there was so many gullible cranks in the world, never mind posting in a single thread.
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Her last words were "Something tells me something's going to happen tonight".
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The Titanic would be appropriate in more ways than one.
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Take them in and send our fake homeless to their countries.
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Can we exchange them for the work shy British? A win win situation.
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Can the Socialists on here please decide whether democracy is good or bad or is it only good when a socialist Government is elected.
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Murdoch's rag backed Labour for years.
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Socialism is dead so let's call it something else and hope nobody notices. Pythonesque.
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Haha, you checked it then. . One minute and 24 seconds in. No Labour MP response. Or any sensible one here. I rest my case.
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Hansard 2nd April 2014. Look it up there is even a youtube clip there of the question. Ed ducked it.
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Still waiting. Ed couldn't answer it. Neither did any Labour MP when the question was asked.
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Which one? They claim to represent the "working class".
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The silence is deafening.
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Maybe I need to put it in big writing. Which Labour Government left office with the unemployment rate at a lower level than when it took office? Ed Milliband could not name one when it was stated on 02.04.2014.PrimeMinisters Questions. Look it up in Hansard.
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The last Labour leader did not dispute it. April 2nd 2014.