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    The Eagles

    Well the GF is life in the fast lane.
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    The Eagles

    I think this thread has been taken to the limit.
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    What is your opinion on my policy ?

    Amazed there are six Miss Buxton primary school teachers. Being a former primary school teacher teacher the only rules regarding the toilets were: No visits 45 minutes after morning bell and afternoon bell If Father Martin is hanging around there best to come back to class.
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    Spring Cleaning

    Before European contact Inuit women used Arctic Hare fur for their periods.
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    Spring Cleaning

    First wave of mosquitos came this week. As for spring cleaning it’s amazing how much shite you lose when you move or are binned. i reckon all my non-furniture stuff I currently have would fit in aboot eight average sized boxes, of which four would be books and records.
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    Spring Cleaning

    Well indoor plumbing only arrived when the Americans began opening up Home Depot and Lowes stores. We all attended tutorials on how to flush these weird contraptions. Saddest time of the year though is when your house melts.
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    Spring Cleaning

    I once shat in the wiods and peeled off some birch bark and used that.
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    Happy Fathers Day

    Sounds like my Dad. His Christmas commercialism rants were epic. Just get the stuffing right and don’t overcook the turkey. He usually had to work though and I think he enjoyed that. He didn’t mind putting up the tree but it came down Dec 27.
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    Famous people who are probably sound

    When I first started watching Bond films he was the Bond at the time. i wouldn’t want to be famous, and especially in this day and age with every cunt and their mobile phone about.
  10. ESPN series was excellent. Two Brothers especially and the one with Allen Iverson. Also the two hour docs on Michigan University basketball The Fab Five and Catching Hell (The Steve Bartman incident where he interferes with a foul ball and took the blame for the Chicago Cubs collapsing in 2002 I think it was).
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    Frode - you gone into politics mate?

    Come on, it's Norway. Some bloke named Andre has 1.7%
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    Food and drink that you love that others seem not to like.

    I think when you get older, food wise, you go back to your youth. I remember eating a lot of liver, kidney and cottage/shepherd pies. In the Netherlands I remember pofferrjes and frikandels, and herring and mussels. My Dad got a promotion and one year he bought a freezer and ordered a whole fucking cow from Argentina all butchered up. We ate steak like five times a week. Then the Canadian dollar crashed and he somehow lost a fair chunk of change in the exchange rate or something and we were living off of pancakes it seemed. And my memory may be faded but I think that’s when we ate a lot of mussels for Sunday dinners. Also remember a lot of pasta Sunday dinners and the fancy treat was a baguette garlic bread. Actually baguette featured quite heavily for a year or so. My Dad used to curse when some of the mussels wouldn’t open during steaming.
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    Food and drink that you love that others seem not to like.

    Forgot about kippers. Always have kippers in the freezer. Sardines and toast and kippers and toast, would piss off the family. Love herring as well, my dad used to take me to the docks in Schevingnen (Netherlands) and we would get it right off the boats. This was in the mid-late 70s. They sell it over here in jars alongside pickled eggs but once you’ve had it like fresh there’s really no point.
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    Food and drink that you love that others seem not to like.

    I eat celery sticks dipped in peanut butter.
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    Food and drink that you love that others seem not to like.

    Over here haggis. Only the Inuit loved it. Gorgonzola cheese. Ex-wife said I had to eat outside.
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    Foods you know that are full of shit but still eat

    Never buy frozen or supermarket, but am partial to pizzeria pizza. These days I'll make my own from scratch, but tend to overload on the more fatty and salt-laden toppings. Chorizo, pepperoni, bacon. I can also demolish a medium sized one quite easily so tend to onky have it once every coiple of months.
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    Classic British Foods

    I was once served a runny scotch egg in an Canadian pub. I have a court date upcoming for arson.
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    Bus travel

    It actually means a lot to the drivers, at least where I drive the bus. Bit of a break from the endless stupid questions. Do you go downtown? (Sign on bus says 55 DOWNTOWN) Do you know when the 17 is coming?(Driving a 14) No, how would I? But attached to the bus stop is a FUCKING TIMETABLE with the time the 17 is scheduled to arrive. And the paranoid loons on meth, fare evaders, people sleeping on the bus, mental health issues people (the lady with a few issues including I assume Tourette’s is probably the worst - she must have the racist version of it.) I’ve had seat pissers, meth loon attack the bus pulling a wiper off and smashing half the front door, had to swap out a bus that a man shat on- he just stood up, lifted the priority seat up and shat. Had two men in walkers get into a fight and were ramming their walkers like two billy goats.
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    Bus travel

    You should always thank the driver.
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    Is Adelaide Oval were all this ball tampering occurs?
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    Canada has been trying to reconcile with the native populations (Indian, Inuit and Métis) and it is a hard go at times. They just wrapped up an inquiry/inquest into Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls. One of the main findings was that Canada has committed genocide against the native populations.
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    I guess Peter Garrett is persona non-grata now?
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    How long do you take having a shit?

    I will take no 4 on Tony 'Ten Hour Bog' Moanaro's list.