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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    I think Constantin is sticking his Eckner out there, because that’s not what Veth has said.
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    Diogo Jota

    Diogo sounds like a misspelling of Diego, and Jota sounds like an incessant scribbler. As such I’m amending his Christian name to Dingo. Should he sign I shall henceforth be calling him Dingo.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Go back to the garden and stay there for two weeks until we see what else we get.
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    Diogo Jota

    Someone send this man a stapler. One of the big one’s for big bundles of paper. Brizzlewolf Just doesn't shut up Still hoping this is horse**** but fearing the worst.........we need to put clauses into player's contracts that they can't leave unless it's to go somewhere where we're not likely to have to play against them......I would rather staple my scrotum to a cactus than see Jota turning out for Liverpool against us.......
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Sign Jota, you cunts.
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    Diogo Jota

    Neither myself or Paulie have called this so it’s not happening. El Rojo and Don Balon are still on their siesta.
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    Thiago Alcantara

    He managed to make the second and third kits look cool.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Didn’t Watford pay something like £40m for Sarr? They probably want to get it back.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Wolves fans seem to be gutted at the thought of losing him and think he will thrive at Liverpool. I wonder if there is any truth in the Ox to Wolves rumours from earlier in the week. Some sort of swap deal maybe? I think Jota would be a good signing as front three cover. But unlike Thiago I’m not going to get excited until it happens.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    I’m off to Molineux Mix to see what they’re saying.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Are we really interested in Jota? The first mention was some Wolves fan calling himself Callum on Twitter. When Jota wasn’t in the squad last night (his partner has just given birth) this lad tweeted that he was on his way to Liverpool. He later admitted it was made up bollocks, but by then LFC Twitter has picked it up and gone into overdrive. My skeptometer is at a high level. EDIT: As high a level as Scott’s scouting.
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    Thiago Alcantara

    Sod these professionally produced videos and just lean on something.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Surprised to see us sell Hoever. I suppose there is limited opportunity for him with Trent and Williams ahead of him at RB.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    That deserves a better answer than I have time to give it at the moment so I shall return later.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    I agree with Arnaud. If they’re getting rid of Suarez I think they’ll need him. Fresh start under a new manager.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    I don’t relentlessly blame them for everything in the world. Nor do I hate them.I have been happy to say when I think they’ve acted well, and as you can see from my post about a striker I’m not expecting them to go wild in the transfer market. However, I have been consistent in my opinion of them since day one. While our interests and theirs align, all well and good. When they don’t, hold them to account. Nor do I trust them given some of the tactics they’ve employed. But then I genuinely believe as fans we’d be foolish to trust any football club owners. I mean that as fans in general, not just LFC fans.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    To be honest I’m happy with Thiago in. While we need cover for the front three I’m not convinced by Sarr and I can live in hope that maybe we could do something for Sancho next summer unless the Mancs panic in the next two weeks.
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    Thiago Alcantara

    I was on this before El Rojo. He’s too busy brunching with Don Balon these days. Both yesterday’s men.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Can’t understand why they’d be pissed off by Thiago other than the rash of articles yesterday saying how brilliant he is. They’ve still done good business.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    That Callum lad has as good as admitted he made the Jota stuff up, hasn’t he.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    I think with everything we’ve earned and the paucity of spending over the last few seasons that we could fund Thiago without necessarily selling first. Hardly a contentious opinion.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Anti-FSGrs (AFSGers) - “We believe that the owners should be able to fund a modest transfer fee for a world class player like Thiago without the need to sell first, but the truth Is they are operating on a sell to buy basis.” FSG Fangirls - “You want the club to fall and burn in the fires of hell. It doesn’t matter that they haven’t improved the team, they are operating as a business. You want them to fail and the club to be destroyed.” AFSGers - “No, we just want them to modestly back the manager who has...” FSG Fangirls - “Silence heretics!” Club sell Brewster for £25m. Club buy Thiago for similar amount. FSG Fangirls - “Look! Look! The club have spent money! They’ve spent money! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” AFSGers - “Yes, they’ve done what we asked of them in the first place but they’ve spent then money from the sale, but should we really have....” FSG Fangirls - “Na na na na na! We’re not listening. Na na na na!” *The FSG Fangirls proceed to run around a meadow, excitedly chasing rabbits clad in John Henry masks to lovingly cradle, and blowing kisses to each other. Meanwhile the AFSGers look on, quietly bemused*
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Isn’t that just sending him from one person with depression to thirty thousand of them?
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Because he’s home early.
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