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    Golf thread / my new project

    Think I'm gonna go the Open at Hoylake in two years and yell "Chips peas and gravy" when Bryson tees off.
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    Golf thread / my new project

    This week's round up https://bangaveragegolf.co.uk/2021/08/31/count-cantlay-putts-bryson-in-his-place/
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    Golf thread / my new project

    I'm glad. In fact, rather than just ban it, I'd allow Bryson to swing his driver without punishment at anyone who says it.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    "Space Jam nonce" hahaha!
  5. I didn't get the invite. Well I got the first one but it didn't work. Also, I've got someone who wants to play. I'll PM you his email address.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    There aren't any press conferences though so there's no-one going to be able to ask Klopp how long he's out for.
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    Prospect Watch - 2021/22

    Brighton's centre forward looked good against our u23s at the weekend. Irish kid, 16, Evan Ferguson.
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    This chant that we are getting grief for

    Let me just state that if insulting baldies ever becomes unacceptable then that's me out of a job and probably banned from the match too. In fact, I'll have very little left to live for as it's quite probably my favourite past time.
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    Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1 (Aug 28 2021)

    I need to see that foul on Trent again. I'm going to put the full match on LFCTV and try to find it.
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    Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1 (Aug 28 2021)

    I could never shout at you Arnaud. You're one of my favourite people on this earth. We actually gave you a shout out on the pod last week, but it didn't make the final cut because we had some sound problems on the bit leading up to it and it wouldn't have made sense so I had to edit it out.
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    Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1 (Aug 28 2021)

    They just trot out whatever narrative is being peddled, regardless of whether it fits what happened or not. They get paid to analyse this shit. How are they not picking up on the fact we did not get a single free-kick in the second half??
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    Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1 (Aug 28 2021)

    Says the loafer who gets like, four months holiday every year.
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    Golf thread / my new project

    On a more positive note, when I knocked in a 12 footer I did this.... Held the pose for a good few seconds too. Will have been quite a sight for the driver of the truck that went by.
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    Golf thread / my new project

    Just been practising three footers out the front. I lined up four balls, made the first three and on the fourth, get this... I FIVE putted it. From three feet!! First one went six feet by (it was a downhill putt and once it missed it took off). Second one, foot feet past the other way. Third one, four feet past again. Fourth one, missed again but left myself about a foot for the tap in. I mean fucking hell, this is scandalous now. I can't even say it's the yips because it absolutely isn't. I almost wish it was as at least that's an excuse. This is just me being shit.
  15. I can't figure out why it's still such a problem. Loads are getting in well earlier than usual so there shouldn't be as many people trying to get in during the last 45 mins prior to kick off. I was in line about an hour before kick off. The line wasn't massive but it was bigger than I'm used to. It went fairly quick though and I got in the same way I would have by using my card. I brought up the QR card and just put my phone straight into the reader. So for there to be queues it has to be that the system isn't working properly and people are needing several attempts to get it to work. If so, they need to do a better job of telling people what they need to do. Put videos out on socials and have stewards walking up and down the line telling everyone what they'll need to do when they get to the gate. Because I'm not getting in an hour before every fucking game. 15 minutes before is fine and I want to get back to that asap. I feel bad for anyone who missed kick off despite being there in plenty of time. They should get a partial refund. It's not good enough is it?
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    Golf thread / my new project

    Can't get over how good that was last night. Sensational drama and absolutely hilarious because Bryson was involved. His pose when he made the putt on 16 was too funny. Especially as he didn't go on to win.
  17. He's in Manchester, so *shrugs*
  18. Me and Paul got in without any problems, as did most others I know. I think Dan had a bit of a wait to get in but he made it with plenty to spare. What area of the ground was worst affected? I know last week the Anny Road was pretty bad.
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    This chant that we are getting grief for

    Agree with Paul, AoT and An Tha as well as others posting similar sentiments. I too, however, am also pissed off that it's us being highlighted when fuck all is generally said when other club's fans are doing and singing worse. It stinks and I understand the sentiments of everyone highlighting it. There's a simple way to stop that though; don't give them any reason to call us out on shit. I'm glad Roger isn't offended by it because it would anger me even more if I thought he was. Unfortunately not everyone will view it the way he does and it is offensive to many people, so just fucking pack it in. There are no ifs ands or buts here, just stop fucking singing it. And it 100% pre dates Abramovic as I remember it from when I was a kid and it was definitely homophobic. I agree that for most people now it isn't, but it doesn't matter. You've been asked nicely to stop it and didn't. You've then been told firmly to stop it, and didn't. Just fucking stop it.
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    Premier League Round Up (Aug 21-23 2021)

    Hold on, he was manager there as recently as THREE YEARS AGO??? I honestly have no memory of it at all. Was it him that got them relegated?
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    Golf thread / my new project

    One day mate. One day.
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    Golf thread / my new project

    More putting woes lads... https://bangaveragegolf.co.uk/2021/08/27/a-bang-average-golfers-diary-entry-4/
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    Golf thread / my new project

    Hoge nicely placed in the chasing pack after a solid round too.
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