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  1. Chris

    The Darts Thread 2021

    My form's coming back, but hasn't been tested in a match setting yet. Found my bottle went on the doubles in those and I'd get inside my own head too much. It's so much about confidence. The times I've been bang in form is when I step up to the board in rhythm believing I'm going to hit my target. This has been helping me lately. It's only a tenner and adds structure and purpose to practice. The 'fake 180' game is working wonders for me. https://dartsperformancecentre.com/shop/training/practice-plan Hang in there, mate. Don't let your hobby become something that drags you down. It's the last thing any of us need in these times when those escapes are so important.
  2. Chris

    I want my parade

    Rhythm magazine.
  3. Chris

    Thiago Alcantara

    I'd love nothing more, because we'd be back in business if it all comes together. I don't see it though. The guy hasn't got the legs for our team, regardless of whether we get Hendo and Fabinho next to him. I'm also conscious of the fact I'm a little more partial to blaming and criticising because he has zero credit in the bank compared to everyone else in the squad.
  4. Chris

    The Darts Thread 2021

    Ah mate, sorry to hear that. It's absolutely soul destroying when the game deserts you like that. Happened to me a couple of months ago when a lad I have constantly, easily beaten for years began getting the upper hand on me and winning 10-3, 10-4. Have you thought about getting your throw looked at? That Matt Edgar does clinics? Might be something you can resolve with time and a little guidance.
  5. Chris

    Thiago Alcantara

    Well we didn't lose every other game with Keita in the side and his failure was as much down to his inability to function as a professional athlete, so I'd say "absolute disaster" is worse.
  6. Chris

    I want my parade

    Art pamphlet!
  7. Chris

    Thiago Alcantara

    That's my take also. You look at all the plaudits he receives; FIFA Team of the Year etc. and then it just doesn't pass the eye test. Take any mitigating circumstances out of it and there's just no way this lad is the best in the world in his position. Not in Europe, not in the Premier League, not even close to being the best centre midfielder at Liverpool. I'd be moving him along swiftly if we get the opportunity. He's probably on about 250k a week. Strutting around at Bayern in what is clearly the best team in Europe by a mile has totally flattered him. Pure Faustino Asprilla signing from us. An absolute disaster. Which, you know, I'm ok with because 90% of our signings under Klopp have been spot on. It's only really Keita who's been a total failure.
  8. Chris

    The Darts Thread 2021

    Sounds like the doubles are bringing your average down a little there, dude.
  9. Chris

    The Darts Thread 2021

    That's pretty good work. I think my best average against the Dart Counter bot (over a best of 9 501 legs) is 62.something.
  10. Chris

    The Darts Thread 2021

    12g! I struggle to get control with my 24g darts. I recently switched from torpedo Red Dragon 27g to the new Winmau Zinati 24g. They're a really handsome set of darts and they're having the desired effect with more 180s as there's more room in the bed. Had 3 in the last 5 days and 4 this month, which is a lot for me. I'm usually a one a month guy. My doubles are terrible with the new darts though, especially at the lower end of the board where I'd previously float them in.
  11. Chris

    Worst stand-up comedian ever

    Any shouts for Amy "my vagina something something" Schumer?
  12. Chris

    Worst stand-up comedian ever

    Would I lie to you would be a far superior show without that prick. Bob Mortimer should be a full-time captain on that.
  13. Chris

    Britney Spears

    When I was in sixth form I had a gigantic crush on this girl called Marie. But she had an older boyfriend (bigger boys!) and rebuffed me. She was always flirtatious enough to keep me keen though. As they often are. Anyway, we were at a college night at the nightclub in Shrewsbury and it was right at the time Britney topped the charts with Baby One More Time. Her and her mates came in the school girl outfit. Shawing! We were all dancing on one of the podiums and she puts her arms on my shoulders and goes in for what I believed for a fleeting second to be a kiss. Instead she goes to my right ear and utters... "When Britney comes on, will you get down off the podium so we can all dance..." And I did.
  14. People who deliberately miss out words in sentences and abandon the concept of grammar in written sentences. Effectively, typing as their dumb asses would speak. "That shit so thoughtful doh." "He baby momma got no baby daddy lmao."
  15. I mean, of course it's Dolly Parton. Kate Bush is barely a squished bug on the windscreen of Dolly's massive 4x4 truck.
  16. Chris

    The world of a woman.

    Yeah not sure what the appeal was for him in the first place really? I wouldn't even sneeze next to a person who would choose to go to those places for a holiday, let alone procreate with them. He has to take responsibility for settling down with such a basic twot.
  17. This thread is dedicated to highlighting all sorts of American awesomeness. I'm thinkin... shit talkin, hard rockin, megatude that only our buddies across the pond can provide. Let me start with Miss South Carolina! (followed by the obligatory apology if this has already been posted
  18. Led Zeppelin IV is the Mark Waugh of Zeppelin albums. It's not even the best in its own family, let alone the best album ever.
  19. Chris

    Most Exhilarating Sports Moments

    Fuckin' A! You're right about the commentary too. Many of these moments have commentary tracks that are indelibly etched in the memory. @Remmie's Linford Christie post, for example. I remember being at my Grandma's 60th birthday party that night and sprinting around the garden totally exhilarated after the race. David Coleman's "and Christie comes storming through... IT'S LINFORD CHRISTIE!" was ace.
  20. Chris

    Most Exhilarating Sports Moments

    "Top he wants... and he gets it! Barneveld is the champion of the world..."
  21. There's loads of great alternatives. I don't miss meat in the slightest. Sign me up for the lab-grown shit too.
  22. Chris

    Metallica.

    Ah yeah the little guy in the school boy uniform duck walking. Classic.
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