Chris

I moved to Liverpool and havent got around to singing for a team or anything [%sig%]

8-11 Pontesbury CE Primary School - left wing (yes i was!) 11-13 Mary Webb School Pontesbury - left wing 13-16 Mary Webb School Pontesbury - left back 16-18 Shrewsbury Sixth Form College 2nd XI (of 5) - Centre-half 16-19 Pontesbury Breakaways FC - left-back [%sig%]

you can set your watch by them too. [%sig%]

Bastard Usher! beat me to the story! I had it written, just been published now i think [%sig%]

SS rules [%sig%]

this place sucks [%sig%]

the very same dude Tom. He has a mullet and always wears a red LFC training sweater right? [%sig%]

I think your Irishness has everything to do with your vehement support of Duff. [%sig%]

On the subject on Jamie Gumm, there is a guy who is the spit of him, who goes the match. He just wanders up and down aimlessly for hours before the game. Me, Dave and John G are petrified of him. I saw him in town the other night when i was out with Helena and i was visibly shaken [%sig%]

"PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET" [%sig%]

this thread... "when you absolutely positively gotta kill every last mother fucker in the room...accept no substitute" [%sig%]

As much money that Chelsea can throw at the premiership, they win never win it in the next 5 years and you can quote me on that. He has joined a business that has no great history, less so than any of the clus in the upper echelons of the game. with a set of supporters who have less respect pointed in their direction than Ron Atkinson. No history, no tradition, very little success...just money grabbing cockney wideboys, Like Frank Lampard and past it foreign has-beens like Desially... ...oh you could have done so much better Damien [%sig%]

fuck him. [%sig%]

chamone mother fuckers! Mav, SM phoned me up last night. He said you momma is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. [%sig%]

*group hug* [%sig%]

You should be in [%sig%]

City of Anals [%sig%]

grrr & tsk [%sig%]

FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! [%sig%]

How many times have you seen him play? [%sig%]

oh ye of little faith... [%sig%]

Just to clear things up..anyone who is feeling aggrieved, the people currently on there were put together by Haje very quickly from the top of his head. those who should be added will be when he returns from Norway in around 10 days [%sig%]

Haje has one and they are the coolest little gadgets in the entire world....cute as fuck too. buy, phil, buy [%sig%]

6. Other people stepping in dog shit [%sig%]

like in the early days of primary school when you used to walk in to a line of bare arses! Baring in mind, i was still doing this until last week, until i go arrested [%sig%]