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Apparently the clincher was the club offering to fund building projects in his native Egypt. Can’t believe he fell for a pyramid scheme to be honest.

Still sounds like the future that doesn't it? "Space: 2025"

Made me a little sad that. Things must be especially tough on your birthday. Here you go. Sorry it’s late (and lacks any creative ability).

I went to @dave u with a proposal for a revealer video of me ultimately signing a new six month sub with the forum. I’ll be honest here - I’m not convinced he believed in the project. His loss.

Take that Harvester. We got our Salahd our way in the end.

I literally went from ‘the cunt can fuck off then’ when reading his agent’s smiley face bullshit, to ‘fuck yeah’ when he I read he signed. Quite the 40 seconds.

Pleased for Mo that he's earning as much as Jadon Sancho now.

Mo Salah Mo Salah Running to the bank He’s signed for 3 more years So I’m having a wank

Funny how we sign one of the best young strikers in the world for 65 mil and it's the end of football as we know it, someone spunks 60mil on this abject shite and not a single eyelid is batted.

TOLD YOU ALL HE'D SIGN!! I didn't.

Don’t see how anyone could have a problem with him wanting to raise money for the NHS. But that’s really as far as it should have gone. You only need one avaricious family member for it to start to go south after that. In this case it’s alleged they were not exercising their charitable responsibilities in favour of their outside business interests, which netted a net sum of approximately £500k.

They're getting relegated this season.

Me.

Howdy is right about the Blair years though. Illegal wars and stupid PPP funding aside, they were really good. The economy was booming, minimum wage went up, culture was good, people were happy. Considering the country was fucked before and now after by the Tories, why the hell do the majority of people still buy the "Conservatives are better for the economy" bullshit? It wasn't that long ago, how are they not able to make an easy comparison?

Who just so happened to be palatable to the Murdoch press. I wonder why? Blairs Labour: Brought in SureStart. Yay. Opening up NHS to private competition. Introducing "Academy" status to schools, essentially privatising education. Introducing tuition fees. Light regulation of banks in run up to 2008. Etc. Etc. He was electable because the fucking S*n said he was. John Smith would've been twice the leader he was. I get what you mean: you'd rather Labour than Tory - but what if there's no difference other than better PR?

that's what they wanted you to do

Richarlison is shit and scores around 8 goals a season if you don't count penalties. On top of this he's by far the biggest cunt in the league. It offends my footballing sensibilities that Brazil have fallen to such an extent that this turd gets a game for them. Everton have done well to get £50m for him. The real issue here is that they paid that much for him to begin with. As I said, he's shit. Enjoy the bench at Spurs you little fucking shithouse.

Paddle half a mile out, turn around and paddle back in and you'll get a free ticket to Rwanda.

As long as he doesn't start playing like him

Love this.

He's signed. How can you tell? Only Mo could drive somebody that crazy.

Genius

A rat leaves a sinking ship whilst a lion roars into the night. I thank you.

Just absolutely made up for the content providers who guessed correctly on this one. They're the real winners here.

Turn on Sky Sports now and you’ll see loads and loads of Mo goals! That will piss off a few people.

3 year deal. Sounds like Mo has reduced the years wanted and the club have up’d the wages so compromise on both sides. Makes the most sense and is fucking great news.

All together now, fuckers!

Bob with big tits

Vodafone will be disappointed.

News dominated today by the member of parliament groping the private member of another member of parliament (allegedly) in a private members club. Member able day.

It was really pathetic at times. Hearing McDonnell taking it to the Tories after Corbyn was elected leader was electrifying in comparison. I remember thinking, 'you can't say that...', then wondering why on earth not, he's suggesting running the economy for the benefit of everyone, not the tax-dodgers, non-doms and foreign criminal scum the Tories are interested in.

Happy belated birthday to everyone who’s birthday I missed. There’s a lot to try and remember. It’s easytoslip.

The real shitter here is that he was raising money for the NHS whilst the tories were losing/misplacing/stealing millions and millions.

Labour have to spend a lot because the Tories always ruin the country's infrastructure. I used to go to the Royal with my nan for her appointments in the 80s and the whole hospital stank of shit and half the light fittings were hanging out, my school roof leaked and had asbestos. Dunno where that money went, giving the coppers pay-rises before unleashing them on the miners perhaps. You don't realise how much vast sections of our infrastructure are no longer fit for purpose now until you try and use it. Try and get a dentist, no, try and get a GP appointment, no chance, call the coppers after you get burgled - pointless. These aren't exaggerations, they're fact.

He's an arrogant, condescending know nothing prick ?

Last few pages reminds me of this song

They have to pay Watford £2m as well. They were interested in Lingard on a free but he wants 150 grand a week. Delph, Tosun and Sigurdsson officially no longer Everton players. Van Der Beek has hone back to the Mancs Hopefully they have fuck all to spend and are even worse off than last season.

Rico wears Captain Tom underpants

Alun Evans

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Partner: I've forgot to get a birthday card for you. Me: it's ok, they are a rip-off anyway. Also me: cries inside "bitch".

Watched the first three episodes of Strange New Worlds. Now that's what am mu'fuckin' talkin' bout.