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Sympathy for the Devil’s Club.

The Boo Radleys stole their biggest hit from an Evertonian's daily schedule. 1. Wake up 2. Boo

Alisson when sees a new South American at the club

Breaking News: Section 31 disgruntled at TLW as Dave User allows unreliable sources in transfer threads. Potential swoop from GrandOldTeam?

Tilda's kitchen on Walton vale for a post-bunnymen/stones and pre-mick head fry up. It was fucking delicious. The beans had a bit too much juice, i suspect microwaving. The sausages could have done with being bigger, but they were good. 8.5/10 £8.50.

Tory voters have no problem with their tax dollars providing state intervention when their houses are getting flooded and they want the army to dole out sandbags. Me, with my Tory hat on, would say why don't they stop living by rivers and expecting me to bail them out of the shit with my HARD EARNED cash?!? The reason London has a sewer system is because the rich belatedly realised that poor people getting sick would mean they too would eventually get sick. A rising tide lifting all boats isn't altruism, it's common sense. By all means keep your money, but what good is it when you live in a town with no high street, where the police never turn up, you can't get a dentist or a doctor and where you have CCTV all over your house. But hey, that's me.

Yeah it starts like an episode of Spooks but it's basically a parody of that type of thing really. Some of it's really funny. If you didn't get past the opening give it another shot, it gets better.

It's funny how people slag off journalists and the 'msm', but do you remember the days when most transfer talk used to come from people like Bascombe and was mainly well informed, well written and legit? No, let's democratise the media landscape, let any old helmet put shit out into the ether and the world will be richer for it. Fake news, conspiracies, mumbo jumbo and lies, every day more lies!

The sound is alright for Echo & The Bunnymen from my seat in Everton Brow!

Not bad mate, apart from tripping and managing to twat myself last Saturday coming home from the pub. Only had two pints (honest m'lud). Barely able to walk for three days.

IT’S AUF WIEDERSEHEN PET AS URUGUAYAN CARROLL SAYS BYE TO BENFICA

Ruby Boosday

I wonder if Bowen's ascendancy has played a part here too, galvanising trust in their approach / the data. They were clearly keen on him, and most of us balked at the figures quoted, but he's since gone on to prove them right. It's a tough gig, finding talent before it really shines, so they must see something that indicates Nunez will take a similar leap in his development.

The problem with such claptrap is that ignores many unpleasant facts and offers no suggestions how does Ukraine win the war outside of battlefield, which is all motivated by the increasing desire in the West to cut costs by appeasing now an almost outright Fascist regime in Russia. All "diplomatic" solutions Ukraine was forced into previously have lead to the loss of territory and culminated in an outright Russian aggression. Why do people think this will not continue if a new "diplomatic" solution is agreed? And what would that solution be? Allow Russia to annex or de facto annex Ukrainian territory it has managed to occupy in the past 3 and a half months, by killing tens of thousands of people Putin's regime clearly does not care about (nor does he care about his own people, as long as most of the blood is spilt by underclasses from "ethnic" Republics. And what then? Russia will not invade again to finish the job? Even if they don't want to destroy Ukraine as a state, which they absolutely do, they would want to take Odesa, make a land corridor to Transdnistria, they would probably want the area around Kharkiv, maybe even Kharkiv itself. And how would this long term Ukraine victory be achieved, this fantasy South Korea which Russia would in no way try to invade again, through building of a stable prosperous democracy on the basis of a lost war, infrastructure distraction? The West would rush to help financially this rump Ukraine, right? The same West which is now apparently setting the stage for pressing them into admitting defeat because the war cost too much? This is just so stupid and disingenuous. Give them weapons, help them defend themselves. Hawks in Washington? Because some still want to arm Ukraine so it can stand up to Russia now and have a strong army as a deterrent in the future. Of course it would be better for Ukraine if it wouldn't have to fight a long war which would make the country more corrupt and politically centralized and less democratic. But they are not fighting this war because they want to. They were invaded. They will be invaded again if they don't win and build an army or end up with security guarantees as members of a military alliance. And even these guarantees Why do people think Russia invaded in the first place? It is just so infuriating. Such injustice. Such stupidity. It is what Russia wants, to corrupt, confuse and ultimately fuck West up, destroy security set-up and liberal democracy, or what is left of it, so they can do whatever they want where ever they want and whenever they want. And you will defend it by giving Russia (another) military victory to feed this Fascist regime. Because then they will stop doing it.

Best fans in the world.

Have the Colonel and Alan Sex ever been seen in the same room together?

This made me laugh.

Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Spinach. Scrambled tofu. Tofu. Scrambled spinach. Tofu. Scrambled spinach. T*fu. Spin. Spin. Spin. Spin. Spin. Spinag. Spinag. Ag. Ag. Olive oil. Oh Popeye. Tofu. Tofurkey. Tofurkey. Tofurkey. Tofurkey. Tofurkey. Tofurkey. FauxTurkey. System error. Corrupt break 005. Humans. Humans. It’s too late. Syntax error. Code violation. Line 753228. Expected Variable=bacon. Attempting reset. Failure on mainframe. Initiating emergency override. Burn them all. Burn them all. Burn them all. Burn them all. Failure to burn. Already Burnt. No breakfast found. Abort.

Not had the best week and having to go to the 5th fucking page to find this thread didn't help. Anyway, as always, a big brekky helped lift the mood. As close to perfection as you want. 2 perfectly fried eggs, 1 urutan Balinese sausage (ordered 2 more), wilted spinach (poncy name, great taste), fried mushrooms, oven roasted tomatoes, 3 rashers bacon, sourdough toast (ordered 2 more) and Balinese sambel. 11/10 with bonus point for the setting. All for the princely sum of 4 pounds and 68 of your English pence or whatever the fuck the Tories are making you use now. Perfection. Any disparaging comments can be shoved firmly up Mook's arse along with Darwin's spleen.

Didn’t know the best place to put this…. IMG_3377.MOV

I can't get on board with the downplaying of Mane and Salah's importance to us. They are absolutely elite, 2 of the finest wide players to ever play in England and we had them at the same time. Undoubtedly our recruitment has been excellent, but Mane and Salah performance, consistency and fitness record has been freakish.

Midway through Slow Horses and it's definitely better than I expected it to be. Good pacing, humour and the story is enjoyable as well. I like it.

It has not been mentioned much but certainly it had to affect the team and its performance. The place should have been absolutely bouncing full of reds - imagine the mindset of the players coming out to warm up, then finding out what was going on. Fucked by the French and Madrid - doesn't get any worse.

Owen Jones, who was recently scouting around for some lesbians he could father a child with. Hope he got lots of applications from transwomen so he had to awkwardly explain to them that he needed a real woman with an actual womb.

The roses are just about to start properly kicking in. C'mon fellas.

Fucking moths. Three times my van alarm went off last night, the third being around 12.30am. The first 2 times I went out I checked around, opened the doors etc but the little bastard must have been hiding just to piss me off. The third time I decided to start the engine in the hope that it would reset the alarm and as I got back out the van this fucking white monstrosity- the size of a Big Mac - decided to throw all kind of shapes in front of the internal light. I had to keep the door open to try to get it to fly out but this kept the light on so it carried on partying. I turned the light out but then couldn’t see it, so the light went back on and it went frigging nuts again. I must have spent the best part of 5 minutes at 12.30 at night, clothed only in a dressing gown and boxer shorts, desperately trying to twat this moth while my wife was laughing her fucking head off at the bedroom window. When the offending bastard finally left the van, I tripped up on the step down and nutted my car. No mercy to any moths in future, cunts!

This might be the most upsetting thing I’ve ever read on this forum.

Fog on the Rio Quarai.

Their 1892nd nervous breakdown.

You don't have to be done to be done, but he is done

I saw some bitter reply to Mick Jagger on Twitter saying he's travelling all the way down to Hyde Park to see them rather than go to Anfield even though he only lives 10 minutes away. I went with my Evertonian mate last night who was perfectly normal about going to Anfield as he's not a massive weirdo and doesn't let Liverpool dominate his entire life.

Entirely disagree.

So fucking jealous. I could hear it from the back door. She came in with her mum who said it's the best gig she's ever been too. Probably the wine and emotion etc but she's seen The Beatles back in the day amongst many others. Jagger is just phenomenal. The Beatles have their own sound and will never be bettered but The Rolling Stones will always be the greatest rock and roll band ever.

I’ll massively care if we miss out on him as Klopp clearly thinks he’s something very special if he’s willing to pay that much.

I thought both bands were great last night. But fuck me, that cunt jagger is something else. 78 years of age. There's a fucking message in there. Stop eating, take loads of coke. 2 hours adrenaline fueled exercise a night and you'll live long and well.

I often get the argument put to me in reply to the ‘Scouse not English’ jibe that Liverpool is reliant on the English to pay for its upkeep and to pay for benefits etc. I counter it by saying there are probably hundreds of thousands of scousers who live in the South and pay significant amounts of tax to stuff into Government coffers. They only reason they’re in the south is as a result of government policy which encourages gravitation towards the capital.

Give it another try, it's a fantastic black, satirical comedy and Gary Oldman is superb in his role.

So glad you explained why you wanted to know. Was thinking that's a tough wank.

Great location 10/10 however, posters have the temerity to question beans on a fry up but allow wilted spinach to be anywhere near a full English? Fuckraroff. That my friend is not toast, The bacon looks like the poncey shit America serves up. You must point out the tomatoes. Why is there soil on the right of the plate? Easily pleased if that lifted the mood. Right, good luck finding Mooks arse. Eggs look lovely.

This was from a stag last weekend in Dishoom in Manchester. A veggie breakfast Indian style with vegan black pudding. The whole weekend was a drunken blur, but I think I liked it. I think it might have even been a vegan breakkie and I went renegade and added eggs. I'm guessing the yellow stuff was scrambled tofu but not sure.

UB40 pre-Labour of Love were superb. Madness made some of the greatest singles of my lifetime. Viva la Vida is a smelly fanny-candle of a song.

Yeah right!

Slow Horses is excellent, the books are boss too

The question I’m asking - would Kenny take Nunez to see Westlife?