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“I always say you never plumb the depths of stupidity, but rather swim in the sea of adversity until you reach the shore. Ah, look, there’s Wee Joe with the lattes and muffins.”

I was just putting the finishing touches to my will. I’ve left you the blog. All I ask is that you keep its standards low. My reader likes it that way. Thanks for asking, had an up and down weekend but I’m ok. Reading @Bjornebye’s comments about his breathing. That’s been by far the worst for me so far. Totally zaps the energy. There are many who’ve had it much worse than me though. I salute them. It’s no walk in the park, even after the double jab.

I very much doubt he's as keen as I am on him taking over.

My missus' Grandad died last week & our Son, James (3) is always telling jokes so today he said to her, "Mum, why does Grandad Jim cross the road?" "I don't know, why does he cross the road?". "To die."

He didn't reach the heights of Moyes comedic lows but he was still pretty good. Took them down to the next rung of shitness and gave us some great laughs and good times. Thanks Ole you massive twat.

Negative on the Covid. But I've managed to cough my throat raw and have probably been asleep more than I've been awake today.

The cynic in me can't quite believe that this wasn't a stunt to keep the NHS bill and Social Care reforms off the front pages.

My cousins lad died the other day after a battle with illness at 21, his friends are taking a blue banner with him on it to this game. I will keep my eye open.

My favourite bit was probably the genuine hug between Sadio and Mo after Mo's goal. Also a laugh hearing Carragher stating that Sadio is a disciplinary worry who ' always plays on the edge ' at the same time the caption came up showing that was his first league yellow card of the season in late-November.

He's a useless, lying, obese piece of shit.

I don’t think Dave has a lot of admiration for the Arteta project at Arsenal. Just a feeling I get. On the atmosphere, I thought it sounded really crap until the bust up. Any idea why? Some have said the fans were nervous maybe due to recent matches. The at the wheel songs sounded like they were being booed. And what’s wrong with the cheering when we pass the ball? I don’t think that’s new age supporter behaviour. I’m sure the kop hade done it for years.

Wait til you hear Jules' closing monologue.

After a couple of disappointing results the Reds got right back on track with a spanking of Arsenal at Anfield, as the front lads all helped themselves to a goal and Alisson bounced back with a clean sheet. TLW Editor Dave Usher is joined by Julian Richards and Paul Natton to reflect on a hugely gratifying win in which there were many stand out performers. Tsimikas caught the eye again, Thiago enjoyed himself on his return to the starting line up, Sadio, Mo and Diogo ran riot, but special credit is reserved the man who did more than anyone to turn the game in Liverpool's favour - Gunners boss Mikel Arteta. Cheers lad! View full article

Everton are 11th in the league, won 4, drawn 3, lost 5 and on 15 points I’m no Carol Vordermann, but… 15 x 11 x 4 = 660 660 + 5 = 665 665 x 3 = 1995

Getting jabbed so there are more hospital beds for people that need them, covid or otherwise. That's being a socialist.

Haha that reminds me of doing an all inclusive booze fest at Lloret de Mar near Barcelona. I was sharing a room with 2 mates and was knocking on the door for about half an hour but they were hammered, passed out and weren't answering. So I, rather brilliantly I might add, fooled reception into giving me the key for next door, let myself in there. I then went to the balcony and climbed from next door on to our balcony absolutely shitfaced and several stories up and finally got in to see my 2 dickhead mates sat up talking!

Hope it's nothing serious. Please make sure you don't leave the theme tunes tournament unfinished. Be like YorkshireRed and get your affairs on here in order before you depart.

One of my pet hates that, when people say "can't bare" instead of "can't bear". The former makes no sense at all.

I’ve had both jabs and also had covid before I had either. It was horrible and my chest still isn’t right since. I woke up a few hours ago hardly able to breath. I’ve felt it coming on for days. I’m glad I’ve had the jabs because I honestly think if I got it again my chest is that fucked from the first time that I’d been in hospital.

A tiny minority of people will have medical reasons why, on balance, it's best for them not to have the vaccine. Only a science-denying moron would generalise from them to the whole population.

Tinker's default sleeping position.

"I'm Michael Carrick, assistant interim manager." "Assistant to the assistant interim manager."

This. It's reading for the sole purpose of getting wound up. There are some threads on here that I've started avoiding for the sheer levels of wham being chatted and I feel much better for it.

Gordon Brown.

I just love those fist pumps by Jurgen, can't we just dangle an extension to his current contract please

Talking of United old boys with managerial experience named Steve who have insufficient dignity to turn an interim role down, wouldn't this be some fun and laughter? Casper could be assistant! McClaren Picks the QPR Team - YouTube

I have a woman who comes round quarterly in a latex outfit to do it for me , with a free enema thrown in , and I'm sure Sleepy Joe is richer than I am so nothing too unusual really.

"But today is also about fun. Have you all got your fun packs? I’ve got one here. I’ve dropped it. I’ve got a list, here. It should contain a torch, a Curly Wurly, a book of stamps, a free digital watch with denim strap, a vodka miniature, a BIC-style razor, a copy of the Daily Express… ooooh, it’s a good paper!"

Why would Pfizer wield an enormous power? It is not even the biggest pharma in the world. There are about five or six of the similar size by revenue in the Top 10. They would presumably all be interested in spoiling Pfizer's vaccine bonanza.

Similar to others fell asleep on the bus to work hungover, took me all the way to town, then back again, woke up at almost the exact point I got on back near home, got off and phoned in work sick.

Now this would be just smashing. Go on Ewar, you stick around to make the next appointment, nobody is as good at hiring managers as you.

I for one support this move.

Don’t be daft RP. The evidence is reasonably simple, but of course you are allowed your own opinion. The vaccines reduce the incidence of transmission by about 30-35%. And hospitalisation by around 90%. Those numbers do appear to wane after 4-6 months though. These are now some of the most widely used and observed medicines in the history of the world, being examined by all sorts of researchers - never mind the government health departments whose entire job it is to manage the safety and effectiveness of medicines - so you can be pretty sure those numbers are good. I think it’s very fair to question vaccine mandates. If vaccination reduced the incidence of infection/transmission by a higher number then full vaccination would have the possibility to all but eradicate the virus. Therefore a mandate would be entirely and obviously beneficial to all. As it is now the link is that the more vaccinated you reduce the strain on the healthcare system, therefore providing doctors with more opportunity to treat other people. So by refusing the vaccine you are, by a small increment, increasing the likelihood of someone else dying from cancer, or living in pain from another problem that can’t be treated. Is that enough to mandate vaccination? I think a good communication campaign is better. You have to acknowledge that some people have fears, irrational or not. People are also being fed disinformation and don’t have the capacity for a reasoned decision. It seems very unfair to punish people for being scared, panicked or confused. You can also question individual countries focusing on vaccinating their populations whilst ignoring the possibility of new variants rising in poorer unvaccinated countries.

Alisson made a good save with his foot from Aubamayeng when it was 2 nil. The header from Kosta to Jota, and the through ball header from Jota to Mane for the 3rd was just fantastic to witness. One of my favourite goals of the season. Also, there was a no look pass from VVD that was pure filth. I wonder if @Caramaccan do the honours?

If you don’t want to take the vaccine don’t take it, but please, spare us the nauseating self-righteous horseshit about signing waivers denying Covid treatment. It’s a meaningless statement made in the full knowledge that if you catch Covid you’ll be treated by medical staff regardless of your view on vaccination because saving lives and treating the ill is what they strive to do.

There’s nothing I can say to uncunt you.

"Cawwick"?

I'm gonna miss this thread. It was the best of the series so far. It would be magical if this series could continue as I'm not ready to let go.

Do not play either of Fabinho or Thiago.

Heading up to Newcastle to see Neil Young, I'd arranged to meet with @Chairman Meow and my mate Sievo a few years back, I'd taken the afternoon off work so had arranged to mate Sievo that afternoon at the Union Rooms for a few pints. I got there early, got my drink and went to sit outside in the small terrace beer garden at the front, it was summer time, I sat down, took a drink and that was it, I was out like a fucking light. Next thing I know, Sievo is patting me on the shoulder to wake me up. I'd been fast asleep for close on 2 hours, problem was however, I could feel my face, nose and ears had caught the sun. Met up with Chairman Miaow later on and the gig was great. Got up for work the next day though and fucking hell, Simon Weston was starring back at me from the bathroom mirror. Worst of all though we're my ears, they were bright red, peeling and seeping, swollen and sticking out from my head at unnatural angles. Every cunt at work, punters included, pulled the piss out of me for days afterwards. The only relief I got was from Boots emergency burn cream. Daft bastard.