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Winning goals in CL Final… Origi = 1 Kane, Mbappe, Haaland, Lewendowski = 0 £300m before we even consider picking up the phone.

Her Indoors has just announced that she's joining a choir. What the hell prompted the silly cow do do that I've no idea. She's walking around the house singing 'Oh Happy Day' and saying she'll have to practise at home a lot. This is going to be fucking tedious.........

Our new signings in 2035… * joke.

All this thread has ever proven is that Twitter is shite. It allows morons to form moron networks and perpetuate moronic shite, it's also a bottomless pit of half truths, obscure stories and outright lies which people can use to fuel their agenda. I read on Twitter last week about a family in San Luis Obispo, California who died from trichinosis. Undercooked pork.

Are you married?

Thanks all, very kind. Got loads of Rum out of it so I’ve done well.

Taking all my powers of restraint not to respond with: "16 years ago today, Gylfi's special friend hadn't been born yet"

Mr Inbetween is the best ‘recent’ show. Succession is a must watch too.

Used to drink on Commutation Row when I first left school , I think the main one was called the County ? One night an old Scottish drunk was on the way to the loo , stopped , patted me on the head and said ' You've got lovely currrly hair , I'd love to see you perform ' and then toddled off , leaving me to still have this thrown at me by mates 40 years later.

Rumour has it here that Turkey will go Amber this week, fuck the footy I want to see my family.....bringing asda sausages.

One of the extra sadnesses with these kind of losses is there are no remotely comparable figures coming through in modern times. It’s just an era slowly disappearing piece by piece. As many have said, at least the music always remains. A day playing records ahead.

Talk about entitled. We went decades being mediocre winning nothing. Player like Shaqiri were here 3 seasons from 2018 winning Champions League, Premier League, Super Cup and World Club cup (the club narrowly missing out on another Premier League and Champions League and Europa League in recent seasons) We are also not bankrupt or saddled with ageing players on huge salaries we cant shift (Origi maybe) We then get derailed by a once in a generation Global Pandemic leading to a re-structure of finance for anyone but the mega bilionaires. Yet we still have an excellent squad with every chance of winning trophies?

Harry Winks and Adama Traore. @aRdja making some interesting moves as Spurs’ new director of football.

I was always against the Keane signing because of the forward roll celebration, you’re not fucking five, stop it you’re a grown man and grown adults don’t do forward fucking rolls. Do a back flip or fuck off. Pathetic.

What do you mean 'older generation'? Cheeky twat.

Great! If you can get her to do all the levelling for us as well!!

So after 22 years I’m no longer going to be doing shift work as I knew it. No more days off in the week, no more double shifts and only being in for 2 or 3 days a week. I’m on my last month of shift work before changing jobs and going to Monday - Friday, 07:00 - 15:30. On-call one week every two months and every weekend off sounds great. Getting up 6am 5 days on the trot not so much!

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The forward roll was Keane's dream move, ever since he was a kid.

Alex, Don't see a problem with any of that.

They shouldnt have a choice.

Article in the Guardian suggesting this could be the end of the ' special relationshipn' with the US made me chuckle. Not too many ' special relationships ' consisting of one partner saying jump and the other saying how high.

Right who can I slag off now ….. Think Kholi needs to go back to losing the toss

I’ve just accepted a job for a company who had Clegg as Chair of their advisory board when they were caught out putting fake reviews on trust pilot and…yeah, you guessed it. Facebook.

And they can fuck right off if they think we'd sell Origi to them.

He's said 'reaching out' there so hopefully he recreates the photo again and drowns, the fucking piece of shit.

That’s what the DM function on Twitter is for.

I’ve already seen it but McCartney 3,2,1 is out now on Disney Plus in the UK @Mook https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2021/aug/25/mccartney-3-2-1-review-paul-mccartney-rick-rubin-the-fab-four-as-you-ve-never-heard-them-before?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

41 years old and the mental age of a toddler. Incidentally,I do these with other newspapers over stacks of The S*n.

I used to be a fairly heavy smoker (20-30 a day), and could never understand why some people are so inconsiderate. As well as littering, people smoking while driving or kicking off because they couldn't have a fag at the game used to piss me off too- if you can't go a couple of hours without a fag or wait until there's a service station or rest stop to smoke, then you've got a serious problem.

I hope the edge carries over into the Headingley and explodes tomorrow, when I will be on the Western Terrace moaning about England’s batting, bowling and fielding. Looking forward to it immensely.

I have no idea who this young lady is but my word, that is a fine arse.

I looked at this survey and not once was there an option that required a tick for 'Peter Tosh' or drawing a comedy cock and balls or sex option where you said 'yes', So I filled it in properly and said at the end in the 'other comments' box AOT looks like a Tory candidate for Leamington Spa and will kiss babies for votes. Other than that, my answers were worthless.

Charlie Watts, the man with the irreplaceable feel that laid the foundations for The Stones. One of a kind, sad news.

I think I rationalised my hypocrisy perfectly, if I do say so myself.

I only did half the answers because I am some kind of arsehole

It doesn’t even make sense. It’s also a message to fans who barely know who they are let alone give a flying fuck where they’ve been

How can you tell?

Great drummer. And he was brilliant in No Country For Old Men too.

Our numbers in the trust are starting to climb again after a period of stability, the Black alert call outs are happening earlier in the day as well. We have about 4 patients getting to ICU a day at the moment, almost universally they are either unvaccinated or people with significant immune compromisation (cancer patients, people with genetic conditions, people with significant renal issues). The unvaccinated bunch are the saddest of the lot as invariably most of them wouldn't have been there had they got it, in addition to that on average for each one of them taking up an ICU bed they are blocking about 10/12 heart surgeries/cancer tumour ops.

Awards mean fuck all. This guy got a Pulitzer.

You're all forgetting the incredible Alex Robinson & Nigel Edwards. Truly magnificent players. The like's we'll never see again. If anyone deserves a statue it's these two...

A business can operate on two general levels I reckon. Profitability as the No1 and exclusive priority, regardless of the quality of your product, provided it's at least "average" and sells. The second is profitability, but moderated by a philosophical commitment to the quality of your product. Occasionally even involving "loss leaders" - you know, foregoing maximum profit and deferring to the maintenance of top quality product. Sports businesses, given the involvement - mainly highly emotional and passionate - of paying spectators, should fall into the latter category - I think, as much as possible. Generally measured by winning things, as often as possible. Never been convinced our owners are committed to this. And this idea that we're "skint" - when millions and millions of dollars in wages are involved, enough to make a small number of employees obscenely and insanely rich forever - I simply won't buy. So of course, this isn't just FSG's or any owners' fault - the greed, the outrageous money commanded by employees. That said, injury free this term and we could well win the League. In which case, of course, Forza FSG !!!

Hi All, I’ve spoken to one of Amy’s best mates and there isn’t a date confirmed for the funeral yet but she’ll let me know. We’ve spoken about some flowers and a donation to their chosen charity. More to follow on this when their plans allow. In the meantime I’ve sent her mum a card and a note with love and sympathies from us all. I’ll update when I know about the funeral plans and I’ll put together a collection, so that anyone who wishes to contribute can do so.