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  1. Good mate of mine, Len Williams from Halewood tragically had a heart attack whilst taking part in a charity bike ride a few Sundays ago from Liverpool to Chester and back via the Birkenhead Mersey tunnel.Some older members on here may remember Len as a South Liverpool player (Centre half)who played in the same side as John Aldridge, shortly before John moved to Newport County.He was laid to rest at springwood crematorium yesterday, and his wife Rhona gave a wonderful,heartwarming, humorous eulogy. RIP Len,Lifelong friend and great footballer and massive Liverpool fan
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  2. Kids today i had a fucking paper round
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  3. If he's half the player his old man was, he'll be fucking shit.
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  4. Ha! Reminds me of a county league final my team were playing years ago. Our Captain's (top bloke btw) pre-match speech was just 'Alright lads, we didn't travel all this way up here to lose to these shower of cunts!' We lost 3-1.
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  5. First club to have a member of their coaching staff unable to go on a US tour due to their criminal record.
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  6. First Club on the planet to wage war against a Colour
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  7. Went gym other day. No air con. Mrs asks how was gym " hot and sticky like my balls" She didn't get it
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  8. Keita is the equivalent of Mercedes giving Lewis Hamilton a car with 1 wheel and a fucked accelerator pedal, then trying to extol the virtues of its flashy paintwork. I couldn’t give a shit how good his vertical passing is, how he controlled games in Germany or that he has a good age profile. He’s either up on bricks or available but looks like he’s playing in the wrong age group. He’s been a proven time and money sink with us for 3 years now, so crossing fingers and hoping it will all be different this season requires being credulous enough to watch the latest Bond film and think there’s a chance he might die during the opening credits. No offence to the lad, like, but we won’t buy someone we can rely on in his position while he’s still here, so fire him into the fucking sea already. YNWA Naby, etc.
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  9. Reminds me of Victor M*ses who fled to England when both his parents were murdered and he was just 11. I can't imagine the anguish.
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  10. The most successful clubs always have.
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  12. I saw this Knight Rider sleeping bag and thought of this thread.
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  13. rIcHArD mAdELeY IS lIkE AlAn PaRtRiDgE.
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  14. I should have said that you can keep your immune system well by eating healthily most of the time. Obviously you can ignore what food companies tell you in the main, they just want you to buy their food. Released from covid prison this morning I was off to the shops, I left my place and walked into sunlight for the first time in over a week squinting from the brightness, standing there and taking in the fresh (slightly pig farm smelling) air. Like a scene from a prison film where the prisoner is released from solitary confinement, because I basically had been. No face to face contact with another human being the whole time. (It was fucking great, the solitary I mean) On arriving at the shop I noticed about 95% mask wearing customers/staff. I didn't notice any empty shelves. Ha, we didn't have anti bacterial wipes and shite like that when we were kids. You just had large parts of your sleeve that were solid with snot like plastic.
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  15. Yes mate, but if Starmer was to do exactly what Butler did there, stand up and say explicitly “You’re a liar, everyone knows you’re a liar, you’ve lied about this (insert one of the hundreds he’s told) you’ve lied about that (insert another)” And he continued like Butler did and got kicked out, just imagine how much that would cut through. He could speak to the BBC/ITV/Sky in the lobby straight afterwards and carry on calling him a liar and call it for what it is, the ridiculousness of him being asked to leave. It would be absolutely everywhere. Give the message to the public that it’s a choice between lies and honesty. Fuck parliamentary procedures. The government don’t fucking follow them! Attack, Attack, Attack. He’s a liar, rattle off his lies. Again and again and again. My mate knows Butler and she’s made up with her for that today. My mate is the regional women’s officer for us as well as our Branch media officer and she’s all up in a few other bits as well. The girl has Spina Bifida and these are all unpaid roles. She’s surviving on about four hours sleep a night because she’s so wrapped up in everything online and since the 2019 election and Covid most of the other people in the branch have disappeared or done fuck all. They’re town and borough councillors and she can’t even get them to put a few posts up on Facebook because they can’t be arsed. I’m made up for her today because that’s a big win for the women’s parts of the party too.
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  16. The great Liverpool sides of the 70s & 80s always bought one or two first team players to add competition & in order to keep on winning. That's what people are referring to. We didn't do that after we won the European Cup/league and last season the wheels came off to an extent. This is why people brought it up in 2019, 2020 & are bringing it up again now. If you don't exploit the situation while you're at the top, other teams will overtake you. Like Man City & Man Utd for example.
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  17. Nanny Groombridge died this evening, 89. She’d had that cunt dementia for several years but you’d still get the occasional moment where she’d ask for a sherry and chocolate Brazil when the nurses weren’t around with that twinkle in her eye. One saving grace I suppose is there’ll be no limit on numbers at the funeral with her having 10 grandchildren and 10 great grandchildren.
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  18. We’ve won the big two and the league cup. I’d have liked to see us kick on after winning the big two, invest from a position of strength. I’d like to continue winning trophies rather than just finishing top 4. But our owners wanted to spend as little as possible and are now leaking that wages are ‘spiralling out of control’ because they had to pay the incentive contracts they insist on.
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  19. I'm sick of him. Seeing him do those stupid fucking stepovers in that pre-season kick around the other day made me irrationally angry.
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  20. For be anybody else who didn’t understand…
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  21. I'm looking at the transfer strategy so far (recycled limited cash coming in to buttress certain positions - Konate at CB) and I'd be worried if I'm a Kopite. They look intent on introducing a PL unproven Elliott, and investing more faith in players like Neco Williams, Tsimakis and Minamino; and retaining players like Keita and Milner. And VVD hasn't been tested again yet and looks like struggling to be fit. If they sell Salah late in the window they'll be sunk. As it stands I really cant make a case for them getting top 4. Like Quote Reply Report As a well-read man, and all round expert on everything, Catcher should be familiar with the recognised psychological defence mechanism of 'Projection': in which individuals attribute characteristics they find unacceptable in themselves to another person, or group. Kudos to davek who, for once, actually seems to have posted whilst sober.
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  22. Rubbing my neck? I’m on crutches and have private physio booked for the next month.
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  23. …I meant about you not being able to spell ‘tagliatelle’
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  24. Opening Ceremony on as I write. I do love the Olympics but it’s hard to get excited about this one, for obvious reasons. Sport does have a way of luring you in though, so I’m hoping for some great stories to be made in the coming weeks.
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  25. Who mopped the floor after that?
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  26. https://bylinetimes.com/2021/07/22/a-convenient-scapegoat-empty-shelves-are-due-to-brexit-not-the-pingdemic-heres-the-evidence/ Gnasher "Just pay them £300/hr wibble dribble..."
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  27. To be fair mate, they are firmly on track for it still. We have only qualified for the immediate 5 out of 10 seasons since his prediction. It’s primed for us to not qualify again for the next 5 years and them to qualify every year, gazumping our number of games in that time by reaching all 5 finals on the bounce. The spirit of 85 will help them achieve this scenario. Our heads will fall off. Silly fucking cunts. They have the brains of 8 year olds
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  28. Fuck that, it's just a conspiracy by healthy food companies to get you to buy their stuff.
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  29. It's always fun scrolling through past summers. Apparently, Everton will play more Champions League football than Liverpool in the 10 years from 17/18 to 26/27, because they signed Michael Keane and Sandro, when all we signed was Robbo and Mo.
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  30. I want to see Starmer after being asked to leave the chamber, going full Kevin Keegan on National TV and LBC Radio. “No, no... when you do that with public health, like he said about Matt Hancock, I've kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that. I'll tell you, you can tell him now if you're watching it, we're still fighting for this country and he’s a lying bastard, and he's got to go cap in hand to Joe Biden and get something, and... and... I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it!"
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  31. Agree with everything Johnny has said there. Particularly the "never take an iron for safety". Occasionally I'll hit a hybrid off the tee but generally that's only when the risk of driver is too high or it's a short fairway that I'd run through with driver or 3 wood. Any time I try and play safe I fuck it up and then I end up berating myself for being a shithouse. Not hitting driver and trying to play safe is basically throwing Lovren on for the last ten minutes and going five at the back. Asking for trouble. Driver every time unless it's not an option. Regarding the slice, there could be a number of things causing it. Could be your grip, could be an over the top move on the downswing or it might just be your clubface is open when you hit the ball. I've been fighting that for basically 30 years and I've only sorted it in the last month or so. And it still comes back every now and then and gets me into all kinds of shit. At least I know what causes it now though.
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  32. Relax, you clown, I didn't even quote you.
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  33. Tell her thank you for her efforts. She sounds ace.
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  34. I played Dromoland Castle in the west of Ireland yesterday. I won’t play many prettier par 3s than this one….
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  35. Had to go the doctors before and said on my way out: "My old man told me never to get old. I should have listened to him." It was met with a deadpan response. But fuck'em, I know the truth.
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  36. Is Cindy Crawford considered retro ?….Too late I’ve posted it
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  37. It’s not based on his ability, it’s based on him not wanting to go anywhere near those fucking substandard cunts
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  38. Eh? You need to stop buying your chocolate from St Johns Market. Swiss and Belgian chocolate is ace. In terms of chocolate that is readily available in this country and relatively inexpensive, Lindt is nice.
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