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You've never conquered Europe You've lost the fuckin lot From Anfield down to Porto Pep lost the fuckin plot De Bruyne broke his nose bone Your stupid plastic flags You are shite supporters Who like to wear man bags Allez Allez Allez!

It's good to know that, now the ESL is dead & buried, Everton's Champions League campaign is back on.

What a fantastic week,we make 3rd spot, both manc cunt teams fucked out of euto finals and some lovely heart warming photos of misery.

That one is for Sean Cox you horrible bastards.

New hobby room finally finished. Ready to start a new project (Eastern Front). Get the table in a couple of weeks and starting planning new board to make when I'm off in June and July. VID_121450320_165840_530.mp4

I'm type 2. The fat bastard type. I got diagnosed in 2006 but got it under control. It really wasn't too bad at the time, meds at first, lost a shit load of weight, then after a couple of years I got called in to say they were taking me off the meds because I didn't need them, so it was diet controlled. I'd never been so miserable, so had the odd treat. Then the treats happened more often, et voila. Daft really because I can't burn it off (MS). Then the lockdown. I am regarded as extremely clinically vulnerable, so hardly left the house for over a year, only saw my family, kids, Grandkids via WhatsApp. Got bored, stuffed my face with shite, and here we are. I've been really strict with myself apart from the odd bourbon and got my sugars down to a more acceptable level but I've got more to do. Not being able to get an appointment for blood tests in over a year didn't help, but if I'm honest, most of it is down to me.

‘What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?’ was the question posed. This, does not, none of it in any way answer that. Horror show.

I actually agree. Noel is a Manc tit.

“So, Raheem, how you uh, how you comin' on with that Champion’s League Winner medal you're working on? Huh? Gotta a, uh, little gold disc there? Gotta, gotta nice little gold winner disc you're working on there? Your Champions League Winner medal you've been working on for six years? Huh? Gotta, gotta winning run? Yeah? Gotta obstacle that you overcame? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that six years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some losses become draws, some draws become wins? At the end you’re a winner and financially richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you keep fucking it up.”

Haha fuck you Blade Runner you steaming pile of noodle crap

I’m no statistician but I suspect the score for Empire Strikes Back would be considerably less if rating was open, only to those who’ve had sexual intercourse. Joking of course, it’s one measure. One I use myself, but there are others that would paint a different picture. Even those that don’t would never convince me that Empire Strikes Back is better than Raging Bull.

I updoaded the video so you should be able to see it. Maybe you have an ad blocker or something like that.

The empire can fuck off.

“If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” "if you give an Evertonian a half baked conspiracy theory involving Liverpool you give them an opportunity to bang on about it for a lifetime"

Any pics of that little cunt Bernardo Silva crying would be most appreciated. And duly repped.

A valid point.

100 percent a cult. Nothing sticks to these fuckers, they could murder kids in the street as long as they are waving a flag and shouting out 3 word slogans. Boris is a self serving lying, corrupt twat.

Fuck Chelsea. Them winning was the lesser of two evils but they deserve no credit either the cheating cunts.

This is great

Another Everton first. The only club to lose two European cup finals in the same week.

We see things they'll never see

McDermott v Tottenham Hotspur

Ha ha, just realised, my lad is now in the youth set up of a Prem team!

Maybe you mistook him for Tom Heathen.

Judie Bowker

Bit late and may already have been posted but 'Kai Havertz and let slip the dogs of war ' anyone?

The Big Lebowski Fargo Goodfellas Schindler’s List Pulp Fiction Dumb & Dumber Point Break The Shawshank Redemption Carlito’s Way Shallow Grave

Part of me wishes that. But then on the other hand they are constant source of warped misguided hilarity. Rather than go completely bust, let their unicorn stadium cripple them and send them freefalling down the divisions. I could knock one out to that, no problem.

Football Fans + Football Tattoos = Dickheads

I thought he was poor but I think it should have been a straight red. Extremely dangerous challenge that left him looking like he’d gone a few rounds with Canelo.

Why ruin it with beans you fucking heathen and them eggs look like Sonia Jackson’s tits Hahahahahahahahaha You dirty cunt

Got inspired by this thread so ordered a late breakfast. £6.80 all in - one of everything. I’d already eaten so was just after the taste really. There was bacon, but when I opened the box it stood up, walked itself over to the oven and got in to introduce itself to its first ever interaction with heat. First bite on the sausage yielded a lump of hard gristle. Straight to the dog that went. Once the bacon was done it complemented the rest to being average - 6/10. The sausage was fucking filth though and was a 0.5 as a stand-alone, so that takes the score to 4/10. The bacon was raw, so another point off. 3/10. Fuming. Weekend ruined

Take two, and much better... And yes, yes that is a mimosa, because I’m a classy bitch.

Right about now I’ll take any dent we can get.

Today was gonna be the day, you were gonna win a European Cup By now you shoulda somehow realised that you’d fuck it up...

The 40s, 50s, 70s and 90s are stronger than the 80s. The 60s and 00s are probably stronger, too. However, there’s nothing wrong with the films in this group. Raging Bull is a brilliant film that holds its own when compared with films from any decade. E.T. is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, family film of all time. Back to the Future is excellent. It’s unique in as much as there isn’t another comedy sci-fi film like it. It’s pretty much perfectly cast.

Gotta laugh at pictures of Abramovich clapping like a seal as his corrupt stolen roubles win a second CL. I mean I can just imagine him growing up in the middle of Russia’s vast nowhere, dreaming about a team he buys in London from a country the communist USSR despises to lead them to the pinnacle of European football. A true footballing fairytale. And who was the miniature Napoleon Dynamite next to him?

Genuinely disappointed for the couple of decent City fans I know. But, them aside (and even with it being Chelsea), I'm chuffed they lost. The sportswashing stuff. The desperate attempts to artificially create a rivalry with us. The acting like a couple of bottles hitting a bus was like the Battle of Omdurman. "Pep" and his selective championing of human rights. Their whole victimhood when it comes to all things UEFA, despite them bring serial cheats. And, mostly, that song on the plane. I can understand fans singing it about a team they're desperate to manufacture a rivalry with. But, players singing mocking songs about a fellow professional getting injured and supporters getting beat up? Nah. Classless cunts. Six fucking nil, you financially doped Wigan Athletic shitehawks.

Fair play to Chelsea. It's a wonderful story when you think about it.Last year they had a young coach and decided to do it the right way with youngsters, things weren't working out, so they pissed on FFP, fucked off the manager, benched the kids, spent a few hundred millions on a player or 5, and here they are.

Where’s the vid of the fat lad eating his breakfast in a VW camper van in a diner in batley? anyway, just pretend I’m replying to that... went this morning with my missus and my little girl and, in the fat lad’s words, “it were lovely, that” one significant issue is that on all three of ours (they both had pancakes with bacon and syrup, I had the skillet hash thing fatty had, with added sausages) they barely cooked the bacon. wasn’t such as issue for me cause there was plenty of stuff for it to hide behind and thankfully there was chopped up crispy bacon in the mix of potatoes and cheese anyway, but seriously I was sad for those two. my eggs looked like they still were a bit jelly on the top at first glance, but they weren’t. Very good eggs in the end, though I wish I’d asked for over easy as they’d have looked better on arrival of I did. if they’d have cooked the bacon properly, would’ve got a 8/10, but can only give it 5 cause it was so far away from being sufficiently cooked, and you can’t get away with that at all with streaky bacon. Place was great though. Could easily be tacky and shit, but absolutely wasn’t. Would go again, but will be sure next time to ask specifically for any meat to be cooked.

I reckon Noel Gallagher doesn’t have any mates from before he became famous. He seems the type to surround himself with sycophants who think the sun shines out of his rear end. His old pre-fame mates have long ago fucked him off after watching him disappear up his own arse. He’s one boring dickhead.