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He just got out of that grid.

When your Wish delivery of your Bane costume turns up.

Handing City the title on Tuesday. Then, giving Liverpool a Champions League lifeline on Thursday. Ole is definitely challenging Rashford for most charity work done in a single week!

Have that you Bobby haters!

Summer 2021 will be the same as almost every other year. Probably sign someone very early in the window. People spend most of the window listing our dross/fringe players/permacrocks and values we can get for them. That value is used to suggest players we can sign, the press will also start mentioning those until eventually they are Pearced. Players like Mbappe and Haaland will be continually bought up as potential signings but go somewhere that actually pays transfer fees. Selling Coutinho and buying Virgil and Alisson will be brought up by the "journalists" like Reddy etc. multiple times highlighting our genius. With a few weeks of the window to go Anubis starts the January 2022 Transfer window thread when it becomes clear nothing else is going to happen. The Echo publish approximately seven million articles about our under 10's producing the new Messi and saving us millions. While the above is going on for us, every other team in the league spends way more than us as the Echo and the journalists start alternating their articles between "save us millions", "everyone is fucked by the covid impact" and "we can compete with anyone". The window slams shut and we are in the situation of having 14 or 15 players who are capable of competing and go into the season praying we are light on injuries as it's the only chance we have of being competitive.

Scum sucking shitcunt shithouse aids bastards.

Wish Tyler was

Just asked some Manc if fans were allowed to go to Gdansk would they invade the pitch and ruin the final to protest against the Glazers. He just said it was a stupid idea as it would be harder to co ordinate. Also the game against Liverpool is the biggest game in the world seen by millions. Even though the final will be seen by millions. I then asked was it because UEFA will throw them out of the competition they have a chance of winning and fighting with the Polish police is a bit harder than punching 4 foot 6 female police officers outside Old Trafford. Didn't reply to that one.

Really looking forward to this one. 63% possession and a fairly comfortable 2-0 loss.

It hasn't felt this good since that Spurs win a few months back. Fuck off Ole. Fuck off Ratboy. Fuck off Taylor. And Fuck off Tyler. Bunch of fucking cunts.

The team has arrived, seems they do not decide when they play after all.

15 years ago today.....Remember sitting behind the goal pissed off and utterly gutted that we were going to lose the Final to fucking West Ham when the greatest goal I’ve ever seen when being at a game flew like an arrow into the bottom corner resulting in utter utter bedlam

I hope that the next announcement started with "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls...and also jumped up little shitehawks who think that the world revolves them..."

What did you do with the extra half an egg?

Where's his banjo?

Don’t know whether it’s been mentioned, but remember the fucking ugly goblin cunt thought he was clever and threw their game on Tuesday for that.

Mathematically possible to still win the league and you chose to instil in your team a losing mentality by throwing the Leicester game. Enjoy, you little goblin shit.

Get Dossena on.

She's done it again. Recycling bin emptied this morning I go out about half hour ago to chuck some plastic bottles in the bin (crushed down of course) and low and behold she's had an Amazon delivery of something that come in a box slightly bigger than a microwave oven, does she break the box down so it takes up minimal space? Does she fuck, just lobs it in and the bin is half full. I'm becoming a proper old, wingeing bastard regarding the bin, I've told her to leave it to me from now on because she has just no concept of what to do.

"Fuck are these scruffy manc tits doing?"

Just want to see some fight and some bottle....if we aren't good enough to win i can accept that, what i can't accept is the sort of meek, timid shithouse displays that have littered this season - the Anfield derby being the classic case in point.

Thanks, will have to give it a listen. It's a tough subject for me, because I’ve always been at pains to ensure people, regardless of identity, orientation or whatever are treated in a dignified, respectful and equal manner. I just see a radical and, I think, quite careless simplification on this topic and I think a lot of genuinely kind, well-meaning people are among them. I’m not going to address an adult trans-woman as anything other than she or her, but at the same time I don’t think anyone's default response to their five year old son wearing dresses and having camp affectations should be that they’ve probably got a daughter. I will say there’s a certain uncomfortable irony in knowing that because I chose to dig a bit deeper and not just declare that my daughter is now my son (for the record, at no point was I dismissive or derogatory; she'll find her truth, but it must be hers and not social media's) quite a few people on the same end of the political spectrum as I’ve been for more or less my entire life would love to get me sacked from my job and end up blacklisted in perpetuity.

I will buy you a pint of expensive craft IPA if we manage to sell even one of those players for the fee you mention.

Surely banned from Eurovision after this?

What an absolute prick Mane is

Thats all Nat Phillips should have said. Then walked off like Bart in the strut gif.

Fucking superb. Have that you set of wankers.

Good point. Well made!

Trent was just sensational, but hopefully not enough to make the England squad.

Great win against what should have been 10 men but was more like 12 or 13 men. Absolutely mind blowingly incompetent officiating.

Best pressing I’ve seen from us in ages.

Fuck off Redknapp you tit.

Would it include documentary films? Because When We were Kings is hard to top.

One of my kids found herself in this rabbit hole during lockdown. I think it was a combination of puberty hitting and the consumption of more social media than usual, because there was never a hint of unhappiness or dysphoria beforehand. For what it’s worth, even before that, when she wanted to do nothing but dress up in the most outlandish dresses and love all things girly my partner had a suspicion she might turn out to be gay and, lo and behold, that seems to be the case. On chatting to her, it seems to stem from disillusionment with having to feel like shit and bleed every month as well as finding being mostly shut away for over a year really hard to cope with. It has really opened my eyes to how influential peer groups - even remote ones you only see through a screen - can be. When you’re already disaffected and not really interested in being a stereotypical boy, girl, man or woman, a movement of people who’re lauded as very special might seem quite appealing, with the irony being that it then becomes another stereotype. Not this, not that, probably not this so you must be this! I don’t doubt that gender dysphoria is a very real and cruel thing that afflicts some people, but there’s been a conflation with the idea that if you don’t fit into one of society's little boxes you must be this thing from one of the other ones. There are also those whose kink has become their identity - I’m not talking solely about the really dubious (and I assume very, very rare) sort who might be angling for access to vulnerable people but people who we are supposed to believe are incontrovertibly female and express that solely through 18-rated Twitter accounts and anime avatars,

Goalkeepers: Ali (world class), Kelleher (very promising), Defence: Trent(world class), Robbo(world class), Virgil(world class) Gomez (level below world class but maybe in a few years can get to that level), Matip (world class for 5-10 games a year), Tsimikas (who knows), Philips (solid defender who is not top class but has great qualities that gives him a chance of a good career away from us), Williams (not up to it-maybe Championship level), Kabak (very promising - potentially a top level defender in a few years), Midfield: Hendo (world class), Thiago ( poor season but was world class at Bayern), Fabinho (world class), Gini (world class but going probably), Milner (great pro still), Curtis Jones (exceptional talent), Ox (always injured - when fit England squad level), Shaq (love him - very gifted and when fit which is never a very good premiership player) Forwards: Mo (world class), Sadio (world class), Bobby (an average player now living off his world class label), Jota (top class - possibly world class very soon), Elliot (phenomenal talent), Divock ( cult hero, Championship level player). Being honest, that's still a very good squad going into next season. A good healthy window and a fit squad come August and I'll be excited for next season. Some of the players who I have labelled world class like Trent and Sadio have had shocking seasons, but I'm of the view that is still their level. I'm happy to give someone like Thiago the benefit as well. Lads like Bobby are no longer that level and I can't see them reaching it again.

The club stands to lose over £100m. The pandemic has fucked us over - it has got nothing to do with 'investment'. And considering most of those fans who are adamant that we are on the downward slide - are pretty much the same bunch of fans who in 2017 were adamant that we would never win the league and never compete, I'll take their comments with the eye roll they deserve. Take the 3 first choice centre backs out of all the teams above us and lets see how they cope. Ian Wright is making a comment now. United have won fuck all - and spent millions and despite all the plaudits still seem an unbalanced team. City are going to win the league with less than 90 points for fucks sake! Nobody has stood out this year, nobody is brilliant.