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I've put pics up before but really enjoying my evenings off painting miniatures lately. Still trying to improve but find it really relaxing and good for my mental health to switch off. As I stay on night mode all the time it's a great hobby. Music on the headphones, glass of whisky and get the paints out. Recent work The mythology stuff is from a card board game, the rest the start of large tabletop Wargames armies. Getting my Napoleonic French and Republican Romans finished first.

What did the two of you talk about?

So is Nat Phillips. Or at least that's how everyone (literally everyone, probably including Nat himself) saw it until he started playing and showed he could do a job. There isn't that much difference between the Championship and Premier League anyway. By that I mean there are currently loads of players in the Championship that have played in the PL and done ok. If Davies was one of the best defenders in the Championship (which seemed to be the general concensus) then he can definitely play at PL level. Not saying he'd be good enough to hold down a regular place for us by any means, but I can't accept that he's some bum who we can't afford to put in because he'll get destroyed. There's no way Rhys Williams is currently a better option than him. Not a chance. Rhys is still a kid, Davies has played 250 odd games in the football league. I find it utterly bizarre that we haven't seen him on the pitch.

Plucky Pep wins against all odds

Anyone sharing/liking or rehashing the faceaids post of; “I see all the parents that couldn’t afford school dinners can now afford the pubs”.

Our achievement the two previous seasons can not be overstated. Two consecitive seasons with a points tally like that, and beating those cheats in the second one, is an unreal achievement and probably took more out of the team mentally and physically than we realized.

Neither are big clubs, both cheat and don’t care, their achievements mean fuck all. Hope this helps those who are arsed, never watched one second.

Out of all the variables I'd like to see Pochettino win the CL. There's no other good that could come from anyone else winning it.

Pies in an oven.

i would laugh my head off if Nesbitt literally turned up at the last second, revealed he was H and then his wig fell off and then the credits rolled.

Having the worst speaker I can remember doesn't help. The useless twat should be pulling Johnson up on not answering the opposition's questions, but time and time again he let's him get away with it.

PM'd

You're a gobshite mate. You and your ilk are the reason we've just had a season like this and the years of garbage in-between. You are systematic of the fall in high standards over the years that this Club used to thrive on. You're the sort of fan that just can't abide any criticism of the club whatsoever. You are the reason we don't win trophies year in year out. From top to bottom, I think only Jurgen and some of the players can hold their heads up as true winners with the standard we need. We have owners who are fair-weather, winning is a bonus, but not essential, money and profit is paramount as witnessed by the amount of investment we've had into the squad over the years culminating in this disaster. I want owners who want to win competitions first, not second. Im happy if we are not successful but are seen to give a toss about winning. Watching Jurgen have to prioritise is embarrasing for a Club of our stature. I'm not sure how this lot have managed to keep their heads above water after all the shit they've pulled, but here we are again with people like you who are happy to endorse them, a little over a week after pulling our name through the mud and throwing our manager under the bus. I seem to remember your stirling defence of Origi last year who has done the square root of fuck all too. Sums you up.

Jenas has made this game almost unwatchable, his tongue is miles up the collective City hoop. They might as well put Micah Richards on instead.

I nearly worked part time there years back when a few of my mates did but its all changed there these days. One man stores they took away the major discounts of buying models by weight. No way I could work with actual public and people these days without getting sacked for a killing spree. It's a expensive hobby but I really enjoy it and find this side of it very relaxing. Also finding a hobby you can see improvements in is good. I was spending far to long sitting in front of a screen playing xbox.

How have non of you realised its the PEDS that keep the wage bill high, player enhancements aren't cheap, and now brexit has kicked in and COVID had stopped most international travel we are having to get Elon Musk to drop them over Kirkby when circling in his Spacex plane thingy. Oh and apparently we are still paying off Robbie Fowlers dealer from 1998, that boy knew how to party.

Aldi's Jelly Babies. Fucking lovely, especially the green ones. I'm the world's worst diabetic.

You could do a tournament on 1967 alone.

Loads better, cheers mate. Still tired, got bad headaches and get hot for no reason, but able to be up and about and do stuff. Apparently quite common to feel like this for about 3 days.

There was an air of 'Gotcha' about Starmer when Johnson had his rant. I loved the multiple choice thing. Mocking the cunt is the way to go.

Victoria hamal from Hill Street blues.

Best description of Bobby I've heard recently was @redknight saying he looks like he's playing on a waterloggd pitch. So many of his passes don't reach their target and his shots tend to just roll along the ground weakly. Plus, he looks like he's running through mud while everyone else is on astroturf.

Was in Copenhagen in December 2019 and they had loads of them there. Of course, they also had full dedicated cycle lanes for them and a city wide infrastructure to support the collection and maintenance of them. Here we'll just half-ass it like we do with cycle lanes.

The scouse accent has been butchered by a lot of people. I know accents change and its a natural thing but its like listening to aliens who have only learned a few basic greetings and sentences to get them by. Its also become like a big bravado thing, I'm a big deal listen to me! Plus its sounding horrible. That turkey teeth guy nails it. "HOW ARE WE"

Also, @Scott_M, as it's your fault that we've had a shit season, do you mind packing it in so we can have a good season next season. Just go back to whatever you were doing last season.

Everton's accounts for the year go up to 30th June 2020. Their total income for the year was around £186m (about £2m down on the previous 12 months). Their total loss for the year was around £140m (the previous year they lost around £112m). Over half the money they made came from broadcasting (£98m of that total £186m), which is a bit better than the previous year (when around £133m of their total £188m came from broadcasting). But, nearly £165m of what they earned last year went on wages and salaries. About 89% of what they earned. Bear in mind that what they earned wasn't vastly down from the previous year (only £2m or so). In Liverpool's case, the amount spent on wages and salaries was £325m, and the total income was £490m. So Liverpool spent around 66% of their income on wages and salaries. In a 'normal' year, we are generating almost 3 times as much income as Everton, while spending around twice as much as they do on wages and salaries. If we are in as much danger as they say, then it means they've been ignoring letters and phone calls from the bayliffs for a while now, while pretending not to be in when they visit.

I would to be fair, but then I once put my cock in a subwoofer and turned the sound up.

Heth Heth Heth Heth...

I'm not a statto, but this one can't be ignored. This year, at Anfield, we've had 146 shots, resulting in 4 goals. Embarrassing, shameful and humiliating indeed.

One of them went into an oak tree, Speeder Bike Endor style, round ours a few years back. The tree is a permanent shrine to the rapscallion.

Are you 10? Do you remember Roy Hodgson? Far worse seasons - I can give you 10 right now. To be honest I can give you 28.

It was. When you remove us from the equation City will have finished 15 points or more ahead of everyone else for 4 years (I think they'll finish 15 ahead this season). We have been immense and VVD and Hendo missing for so much has been a huge miss.

Probably had more had Heimlich's than the German Yellow Pages.

You can sense the quiet desperation of the person who made that.

Well there you go then - those 5 people really do signify a clear message on who they voted for, if they even voted and also the general level of political awareness of others in the uk or that area. I’d guess that the 2 young lads and the foreign girl didn’t vote for starters, or even give a fuck. What’s the point in listening from labour’s point of view anyway? If they do vote based on no info, how can they be reached or influenced to make a different decision?

Our Prime Minister

Looks like a stern warning about Everton's future to me.

I support FSG FC not Liverpool FC.

Hoddle having one of his 'escaped from the care home' nights.

That said, if we compare it to other teams at the top of the table maybe its not so bad after all. At least we have one consistent goalscorer unlike some others. How Chelsea are still up here fighting for top four, only God knows.

Schoolboy error. Never, ever engage with an Evertonian about football. They have nothing worthwhile to say and you'll just get wound up by their stupidity.