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It’s a thing of beauty watching a team that has spent all game using every ruse possible to waste time (with a complicit ref of course) only to see it backfire on them when losing with time running out. Thank you for that Villa, it’s nice to witness payback being a bitch.

Shaqiri makes things happen.

My sons birthday today. He's just won his cup game 5-2 and his now desperate for us to win

Just had my second AZ one and I’ve never known someone given a vaccination like it. Extended her forearm back as high as she could then stabbed it down as hard as she could. Should have taken a fucking run-up in a crash helmet or had Raymond van Barneveld lash it at my arm from the other side of the room, the mentalist.

In fairness, I can't say whether either (or both) of them are being cunts, because I really can't be arsed reading any of this. I'm probably not alone in that.

It was inevitable that to finally win again at Anfield would be a bit of a slog. It was never going to happen by us going on a tear-up. A number of reasons for that. Firstly, we let in too many soft goals. Alisson made a mess of a Watkins effort that wasn't any better than the sort of thing we've been firing at goalkeepers this season. A tame shot right at him. Ali made a right mess of it to put us on the back foot approaching half time. Secondly, our lack of clean striking when it comes to shooting. It's been a thing even when we were doing well, but we generally made enough happen that it mattered little, because we'd still get the job done. Too often our players snatch at very presentable chances and either find the keeper or hit it off target. Other times we see them try a shot when the shot is not really on. We are very wasteful, and it's a bigger problem when you're on the sort of run we've been on at Anfield, struggling for end product. Thirdly, the fucking knobheads running VAR. What's the point of looking for the minutest of reasons to rule a goal out? They've turned the game into a joyless experience at a time when many people are turning to it to distract them from the problems outside. So many people are now talking about jibbing the whole thing off because the sense of escapism the game is meant to provide just brings on more stress and depression. These PGMOL fuckers have bastardised the purpose of VAR and have zero accountability for their actions. They've no reason to improve because they don't see a problem with what they're doing. They've also decided so many games via the penalty spot that a football match may as well simply consist of a penalty shoot-out. Fuck all that running about. Even then you can see these fucktards looking for ways to rule things out for us, just as much as you can see them find a way to give that head-in-the-glass-jar-in-Silence-Of-The-Lambs-looking cunt Fernandes a leg up. This was as bad as the one we had ruled out at Villa last season. It was Bobby who missed out on a goal then too. Fourthly, the opponents being allowed to time-waste yet getting soft free kick after soft free kick if we have the temerity to even compete for the ball. We are not a team of shithouses. We don't have a manager who encourages the dark arts. We tend to dominate possession in most games we play. We tend to play in the opponents' half of the field more often than not. And yet we are never able to build any momentum and overwhelm the opposition because any hint at momentum is checked at source by the PGMOL stooge. I think the players are now going into games knowing they'll be outnumbered from the off. For a while they faced up to the challenge and came through it, but when it keeps happening it's very hard to just keep going. You KNOW you'll get fucked over somehow. Despite all this, and despite a second half performance that saw us lose tempo and drive, we still managed to dig it out. There are still a lot of problems to resolve but at least we are not going into the next home game still wondering where the next win at Anfield is coming from. I'll cling to any positive right now.

Fuck the PL. Fuck that cat nonce, Wollie Otkins. Fuck Ross Barkley. Fuck Jack Grealish. Fuck Trezuget’s left leg. Fuck Ross Barkley. Fuck the cheating cunts at Shitley Park. Fuck Tyrone Ming’s wrist. Fuck Ross Barkley. Fuck John Terry. Fuck that little girl Traore. Fuck Ross Barkley. Fuck Gareth Southgate. Fuck Dean Smith and his gang of timewasting shitweasels. And finally, fuck that Blueshite cunt, Ross Barkley.

That Kerry-Anne Mendoza has a tremendous success rate of being wrong about everything.

Southgate in attendance for prime viewing again.

I hate to be a negative Nancy but that is one of the least enjoyable wins I can remember. More relief than anything else.

Disallow that, you cunts!

I’m done with it untIl VAR is binned. No fans make footy shite anyway, VAR makes it an experience so devoid of anything good at all. I’m out. See yers on the other side.

I didn’t, because he wasn’t

Var officials are corrupt to fuck. Nobody gets that much scrutiny they moved the lines added lines everything they fucking could to make that off.

Codes currently working out how much space he had given the trajectory of the ball, spin on it, angle of the keeper, reflection of the sun off a white advertising hoarding that caused him to miss by a pubes width so he can tell us all off

Robbo looks as sharp as in the opening 10 minutes as he's been in months.

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He's an amazing player, consistent and mentally tough. He's no Juan Cuadrado though.

It’s the sole reason I don’t watch football anymore. In years gone by I’d move heaven and earth to watch our matches. I watched Barca beat us 3-0 on a boat in the middle of the Similan islands using a phone and a dodgy box. I’d bin jobs off in work and tell people to wait so I could watch us draw with Fulham. Now I genuinely don’t know who we’re playing. I come on here (not to be fucked at) and read the match reports and have a mooch around the FF but mainly stick to the GF. I just can’t invest my time and energy in something that isn’t fit for purpose and is pretty much rigging games however the people on the end of an etch-a-sketch want the games to be rigged. Tl;dr It’s fucking shit and I hate it and I’ve voted with my feet.

When the Royal Family said they were going to root out racism and be less racist, I didn't expect them to go to these lengths.

True, but he should be getting longer than five minutes at the moment in games that we’re struggling to win.

Good 3-1 win as well.

Surprised they didn't try to claim that Mo Salah's aura was offside.

Big Mo would have buried that.

Anyone giving Kenny shit isn't a Liverpool supporter.

Shame somebody didn't shoot the old cunt in response. Tigers are fucking awesome and shooting them should be followed with the hunter becoming Tiger food.

Unrivalled imo. Had the privilege to see Cream live in 2005 . Jack Bruce simply the best ever.

There is nothing about today that hasn’t strengthened my resolve to see a Republic before I die. Fuck ‘em.

Wouldn’t blame him for moving, character assassinated as the biggest cheat in the game by the cockney / manc media plus a portion of our fan base who seem completely non-plussed by him. Pound for pound has to be one of our best ever buys.

To produce the kind of numbers Owen and Torres did for us in their pomp - four seasons in a row - really is pretty special. I'd be gutted if he went in the summer, he's a fucking brilliant player.

He's in mourning mate.

He'd play differently in midfield than what he's doing now, obviously. At right back, he's got the play in front of him and tries to pick out the forward ball all game. He'd play more simply if he was in the middle. It's not an ability issue.

Get in, pig. Get in.

Trent's aura was offside.

Ive said this for years, weve ruined many a decent keeper since hes been here.

Incidentally, how many keepers is Achterberg going to ruin before we fuck him off?

Coincidentally I've just had mine literally a minute ago (Sat in the recovery room) and the guy did it similar to as you say. "Sharp scratch..."

He turned up in Hungary once, called everyone fat and then fucked off again. You don’t get that kind of diplomacy from these new modern royals

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Got my 2nd jab of AZ yesterday. No big symptoms this time, not even a sore arm. I had a runny nose this morning which cleared up. And I've had a twat of a headache for most of the day, but I'm pretty sure that's because my day was shite.

Just rang our local Chinese and racially abused them. It's what he would have wanted.

It's funny, I'm not a royalist by a long stretch and Philip was clearly an arse, but it's still sad to see the death of someone who was - regardless of our views on him - a monumental historical figure. The times the guy and the Queen have lived through, the events they've partaken in. Sadly there'll be little measured discussion of his life or death, it'll be divvied up into the usual culture wars shit, with the Brexit mob lowering the flags in their gardens, while the Canary types foam at the mouth and celebrate his death, as they did Thatcher, even though most of them are 22.

A younger Polly Walker. She reminds me of Cybill Shepherd.

I responded to that survey. It won’t make a slight bit of difference.