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Elizabeth Montgomery of Bewitched fame. I'd like to make her nose twitch.

I wanted him left back..... Left back in the fucking dressing room.

I think Trent is a brilliant footballer, with a skillset meaning he could definately play other positions. But expect from entertaiment value, I do find your post interesting, my main question is what would we hope to achieve? I dont find it very likely that Trent would be significantly better in midfield that the alternatives. And I definately dont believe we’ll find a better right back than him, at least not in out system. We’re perfectly set up to benefit from his main qualities by playing him at RB, and we’re making him the best player in the world in his position in the prosess. Why exactly would we want to change that? You dont have to look further than Fabinho. He can definately play CB, RB and probably LB as well if needed. That doesnt mean it’s a good idea to take him out of the position where he’s one of the best around.

Had my two year old grandson in our garden this afternoon, so happy now. It was bloody cold but he was so excited to see us. Good times, he’s had two doorstep visits since Christmas so he couldn’t believe he could come in today (obviously straight through into the garden)

Fuck Moyes Edit- wrong thread, but it fits in here as well.

Did you catch what minute it started at, I could do with smashing one off?

Your avatar has a more recent history of silverware.

My mum has just tried to describe where someone lives to an 8 yr old by telling her which pubs are nearby.

This is worse than when Torres fucked off to Chelsea.

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Space shuttles launch quicker than women getting ready to go out.

Soz Rog, she’s an absolute cunt. And I hadn’t had my coffee yet.

Well it just took me the 10 years but finally got round to watching this, absolutely brilliant stuff. Harrowing and touching with lots of humour

Negged for using the American dating system.

There's never a wrong thread to say this.

I could listen to that song all day. Absolutely perfect.

Starting to fucking stink of Hodgson.

The 3 before 8.

Say what you want about Everton, but at least they’d the decency to not kick us while we were down by capitalising on our worst form in decades.

Only Pier Luigi Collina was cool. He had those seething blue eyes and massive dome. And looked like he could at any moment make a call and send you to sleep with the fishes. European refs have a bit of style to them. The Turkish fella Cunet looks like he could order off a michelin star menu while the likes of Friend and Atwell would have trouble deciding if the wanted gravy or curry sauce. Atkinson would not be out of place as a cunt insurance adjuster. The rest of them alternate between the PE teacher who’s let himself go or over baked sun lounger like Mariner.

Eddie Izzard was on the One Show the other day dressed as a bloke and going by the name 'Eddie' but they still had to keep saying her/she. If you're gonna do this, at least make an effort. Get an op, wear women's clothes, get a woman's name. Or is that part of the fun now? Is it just a piss take in some cases?

It boils down to consistently, do the same shit everyday for a period of time and you'll get results. Obviously, injuries, genetics and age plays a massive part to. I always admire the older blokes who are in great shape without the use of steroids, takes some real effort that and luck (Injury wise).

This might cheer you up-

I remember when I wanted Heskey to play right back, he would have been great.

The British Army mobilize faster than my missus.

I know that dance.

These cheeky cunts actually did that - not planned, did - when we went down... If they knew their history.

That is nothing short of a complete abomination.

Once you had your own thread I knew we would be left behind and probably having to pay for you on ' Only Gifs '

I'm totally amazed by the outrage at a couple who've decided that Britain and the toxic press aren't worth sticking around for, so left for privacy; whereas a massive nonce gets to lie low with no questions asked. Call me naive but I'm beginning to suspect it's because Meghan is one of them black people that the press aren't very fond of.

Not really, he doesn't give a fuck if they get relegated. He figured out quite a long time ago that it didn't really make all that much difference investing in players when you have the parachute payments. Getting promoted and spending very little is a good earner, if you stay up then excellent you get another season of extra cash, if you go down you get the parachute payments and most likely bounce back up again within a couple of seasons. He's a horrible piece of shit and a massive cunt. But no matter what you think of him, he's pretty switched on when it comes to milking money out of something.

That’s a hulluva insight you’ve given us.

I love this live rendition.

Oh fuck me. Fuck me fucking senseless. How the FUCK? I won. I won the Euro something. Me. ME. Light my fucking fire. Unimaginable. My little band of plucky wooftas. Bless their jizz-hardened rainbow socks and bulging boxies. They did me loud and proud. I didn't even get to savour any of this live. I've been tied up all day instructing; the first of a three-day pre-season testing gig ending up at Oulton Tuesday. As it happens though, dinner this evening included a glass of champagne around 8pm. Coincident? I don't think so. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

NV is a top poster, hope he'll be back soon. Also great to see The Big Green Bastard back amongst us.

"The further away we go from Liverpool, the more lads are intimated by our accents and the more birds find us attractive. We will therefore go for a night out in Altrincham, or perhaps Sandbach. To rule....finally to rule."

Taxi Drivel - Fly-on-the-wall doc following a blooshite cabbie for 24 hours.

I’d pick the GF instead of FF.

The business end of another European campaign, and it's up against the most decorated side in the history of the competition. Of course we've met them at the very pinnacle of the game, twice, but in 2008/09 we were paired with them in the Round of 16. At the time, Real Madrid were defending La Liga champions but they'd been stuttering in the league, totally overshadowed by a Barcelona side that would go on to claim the treble of La Liga, the Copa Del Rey and the Champions League. Real Madrid had ditched coach Bernd Schuster and replaced him with ex-Spurs coach Juande Ramos. He himself was only going to be kept on until the end of the season, when Florentino Perez would win the club's presidential election to return to the post and bring with him a new coach (Manuel Pellegrini) and a ridiculous spending spree to sign some real quality additions. Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Karim Benzema and Xabi Alonso would all sign that summer, and Benzema is still there now. We went to the Bernabeu for the first leg and kept things tight. Madrid could neither go around us or play through us. Xabi tested his international teammate Casillas with one of his trademark long-range efforts from inside his own half but it took until late on for us to claim the advantage. Benayoun had been making a habit of scoring important goals, and he it was that got on the end of Aurelio's free kick from wide on the right. We'd just come off the back of a period where we'd drawn a few games in the league and got knocked out of the FA Cup by the blooshite. We'd laboured to a dramatic 3-2 win at Portsmouth thanks to a last minute header from El Nino. Thanks to a highly professional performance in Spain, we had a priceless lead and an away goal to take back to Anfield. In the charts, Lily Allen was in the middle of a month-long run at the top with 'The Fear'. It's a fairly ordinary pop song free of the chavvy schtick that characterised her earlier stuff, and the music from it features a lot on programmes even today. It's very familiar. We owe these entitled tapping-up merchants for Kyiv and also for the Champions League group games in 2014. There's no Ramos so pantomime villain duties will have to fall to someone else. Real Madrid have often looked disjointed this year, much as we have. Though they still possess a lot of quality to hurt us, we possess an awful lot of quality to hurt them. The Bernabeu is undergoing a massive renovation so they've been played at their training ground. As there are no fans in attendance, I don't suppose it matters that much to them. For us, just be professional, be brave and don't give in to 'The Fear', and we can again bring back a lead to defend for the second leg. Who know, by then we might actually have sorted our shit out at Anfield too.

I hate this ‘revenge’ shit that’s talked about in some sections of the media. Other clubs may exist to talk about perceived wrongdoings against them for all eternity. We stayed calm and just made sure we won the thing at the next possible opportunity. We’ve moved on and evolved. That said, I hope we fucking batter these cheating cunts and we tear Ramos a new one.

Emily Booth

Top class ref analysis from Glen.