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  1. 8 points
    Elizabeth Montgomery of Bewitched fame. I'd like to make her nose twitch.
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    Had my two year old grandson in our garden this afternoon, so happy now. It was bloody cold but he was so excited to see us. Good times, he’s had two doorstep visits since Christmas so he couldn’t believe he could come in today (obviously straight through into the garden)
  4. 3 points
    Space shuttles launch quicker than women getting ready to go out.
  5. 3 points
    Soz Rog, she’s an absolute cunt. And I hadn’t had my coffee yet.
  6. 3 points
    Well it just took me the 10 years but finally got round to watching this, absolutely brilliant stuff. Harrowing and touching with lots of humour
  7. 3 points
    Negged for using the American dating system.
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    I’d pick the GF instead of FF.
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    The British Army mobilize faster than my missus.
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    These cheeky cunts actually did that - not planned, did - when we went down... If they knew their history.
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    That is nothing short of a complete abomination.
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    Once you had your own thread I knew we would be left behind and probably having to pay for you on ' Only Gifs '
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    I'm totally amazed by the outrage at a couple who've decided that Britain and the toxic press aren't worth sticking around for, so left for privacy; whereas a massive nonce gets to lie low with no questions asked. Call me naive but I'm beginning to suspect it's because Meghan is one of them black people that the press aren't very fond of.
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    Not really, he doesn't give a fuck if they get relegated. He figured out quite a long time ago that it didn't really make all that much difference investing in players when you have the parachute payments. Getting promoted and spending very little is a good earner, if you stay up then excellent you get another season of extra cash, if you go down you get the parachute payments and most likely bounce back up again within a couple of seasons. He's a horrible piece of shit and a massive cunt. But no matter what you think of him, he's pretty switched on when it comes to milking money out of something.
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    That’s a hulluva insight you’ve given us.
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    NV is a top poster, hope he'll be back soon. Also great to see The Big Green Bastard back amongst us.
  20. 2 points
    "The further away we go from Liverpool, the more lads are intimated by our accents and the more birds find us attractive. We will therefore go for a night out in Altrincham, or perhaps Sandbach. To rule....finally to rule."
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    Taxi Drivel - Fly-on-the-wall doc following a blooshite cabbie for 24 hours.
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    The business end of another European campaign, and it's up against the most decorated side in the history of the competition. Of course we've met them at the very pinnacle of the game, twice, but in 2008/09 we were paired with them in the Round of 16. At the time, Real Madrid were defending La Liga champions but they'd been stuttering in the league, totally overshadowed by a Barcelona side that would go on to claim the treble of La Liga, the Copa Del Rey and the Champions League. Real Madrid had ditched coach Bernd Schuster and replaced him with ex-Spurs coach Juande Ramos. He himself was only going to be kept on until the end of the season, when Florentino Perez would win the club's presidential election to return to the post and bring with him a new coach (Manuel Pellegrini) and a ridiculous spending spree to sign some real quality additions. Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Karim Benzema and Xabi Alonso would all sign that summer, and Benzema is still there now. We went to the Bernabeu for the first leg and kept things tight. Madrid could neither go around us or play through us. Xabi tested his international teammate Casillas with one of his trademark long-range efforts from inside his own half but it took until late on for us to claim the advantage. Benayoun had been making a habit of scoring important goals, and he it was that got on the end of Aurelio's free kick from wide on the right. We'd just come off the back of a period where we'd drawn a few games in the league and got knocked out of the FA Cup by the blooshite. We'd laboured to a dramatic 3-2 win at Portsmouth thanks to a last minute header from El Nino. Thanks to a highly professional performance in Spain, we had a priceless lead and an away goal to take back to Anfield. In the charts, Lily Allen was in the middle of a month-long run at the top with 'The Fear'. It's a fairly ordinary pop song free of the chavvy schtick that characterised her earlier stuff, and the music from it features a lot on programmes even today. It's very familiar. We owe these entitled tapping-up merchants for Kyiv and also for the Champions League group games in 2014. There's no Ramos so pantomime villain duties will have to fall to someone else. Real Madrid have often looked disjointed this year, much as we have. Though they still possess a lot of quality to hurt us, we possess an awful lot of quality to hurt them. The Bernabeu is undergoing a massive renovation so they've been played at their training ground. As there are no fans in attendance, I don't suppose it matters that much to them. For us, just be professional, be brave and don't give in to 'The Fear', and we can again bring back a lead to defend for the second leg. Who know, by then we might actually have sorted our shit out at Anfield too.
  23. 2 points
    I hate this ‘revenge’ shit that’s talked about in some sections of the media. Other clubs may exist to talk about perceived wrongdoings against them for all eternity. We stayed calm and just made sure we won the thing at the next possible opportunity. We’ve moved on and evolved. That said, I hope we fucking batter these cheating cunts and we tear Ramos a new one.
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