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I’d pick the GF instead of FF.

Had my two year old grandson in our garden this afternoon, so happy now. It was bloody cold but he was so excited to see us. Good times, he’s had two doorstep visits since Christmas so he couldn’t believe he could come in today (obviously straight through into the garden)

Here we go, the random league wins, time to bask in the glory of being a REAL winner! @The Golden Eel a double! @rb14 League and Europe double! @Street Preacher Fuck, Yeah, for Bruce, Yeah! Tebrikler @Bjornebye @Karl_b A Fine achievement! Chapeau @Lee909 Вітаю, commrade @Mr Holliday Поздравления @Alex_K Well, who's the suave, espresso drinking bellend who just won Seria A, well, it's @John102 These are all of the leagues that your ghost teams have won. I have to do this to make sure we all quailfy for Europe. Moztel Tov! Tonight we all dance... I'll post all the stats and awards tomorrow.

"The further away we go from Liverpool, the more lads are intimated by our accents and the more birds find us attractive. We will therefore go for a night out in Altrincham, or perhaps Sandbach. To rule....finally to rule."

I checked the Chelsea-West Brom score at half-time on Saturday (1-2), fell back asleep, dreamed that it finished 2-5, and woke up to find that it actually had. You'd better hope my powers of premonition are still sharp because I can't shake the overwhelming feeling that we are going to absolutely fucking destroy Madrid.

Looks like they very well might have a vaccine for it What a wonderful modern age we live in

China buys Evans.

There’s a Robin that regularly visits our garden. I think it may actually be my late Dad so I enjoy our conversations while he’s here. Of course I am aware he might not actually be my Dad but still...

He's like Todd from Breaking Bad. Clinical, does what needs to be done and very polite.

Had you slept with him?

Was only a kid back then (I remember the adverts and asked my mum if she'd get me some condoms from the garage, thinking they were tablets, but she reliably informed me I wouldn't need any at aged six). But even since, I've never seen the impact on the body depicted until films which had been made fairly recently, and it looks like a horrific way to go.

Thank you and for you too. I can honestly say the worse part for me this last year is not seeing that little lad. He says ‘nanny’ now too.

Reina Arbeloa Carragher Skrtel Aurelio Mascherano Alonso Kuyt Gerrard Babel Torres Sub: Dossena

A lot of positives tonight, but probably the best was not having to listen to Jamie Carragher.

Dear Arsenal, Thanks for your interest in the game on 3 April 2021. I regret to inform you that your application has been unsuccessful on this occasion. Please keep an eye on fixtures announced by the Premier League in the future, and maybe try a bit harder. With kind regards, Liverpool FC

You can only imagine what's going through Jimbos head. "I used to do this in fucking Bologna, Florence and Milan, surrounded by Italian waitresses, know I'm on a canal in England with Martin Keown. And not even a fucking pastry in sight"

Possibly. Was really difficult to make out what he was saying behind this mask.

Atwell letting them get away with standing over our free kicks (Odegaard usually) and throwing the ball away to stop them too. That really got me wound up too much but it's such an easy thing to stop. Good performance, good three points.

Prior to Christmas the rates in Liverpool were kicking around 80-100 cases per hundred thousand. It exploded over Xmas. As of the latest council update, we're at 33.3. I have to say I agree with @Scott_M on this one (which doesn't happen very often!). If the vaccine roll out is running as planned, I see no issue in things returning to normally domestically in the summer - although obviously travel is a different thing. Even at 80% protection, it's not like the other 20% end up with severe issues, it's almost all minor symptoms. Without wanting to sound like SD, but surely the successful deployment of the vaccine means we can start treating covid like the flu? We also have a reference point of last year where once we were outdoors, the virus barely kept going. It was only the return to schools and the indoors in the autumn when it kicked off again. I hope there are full grounds for the Euros. But it's all dependent on the successful deployment of the vaccine. I noticed someone posted what the benefit of 4k matches are. I've not seen that news story. But I would image test days will be important. If LFC are a reference for everything else, we were forced to go NFC for the phase before Xmas, something which it looks like the club are keeping, although I don't know if this is a requirement. With new ways to have people entering, plus any new processes for stewards, trial days make sense to me.

Taxi Drivel - Fly-on-the-wall doc following a blooshite cabbie for 24 hours.

It's a matter of mental health, due to the comorbidity with many mental illnesses (exacerbated when individuals are not able to find an identity they are comfortable with) but is not considered a mental illness itself. "Gender dysphoria is not a mental illness" - Overview - Gender dysphoria - NHS (www.nhs.uk) I guess it's considered more akin to autism in that it's an innate aspect of the individual, not a disorder. There may be studies that show a cause and effect relationship sometime in the future, but for now that seems reasonable to me.

Quote of the month Diego MaradonaSunday 28 November 2004 The Observer 'The Thermos-head [Peter Shilton] got cross because of my hand-goal. What about the other one, Shilton, didn't you see that one? He didn't invite me to his testimonial ... oh, my heart bleeds! How many people go to a goalkeeper's testimonial anyway? A goalkeeper's!'

It’s live on Eurosport tomorrow night at 7:30.

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Well the yellow one seems to be universally liked so there’s no way Nike would release that.

There’s a lot wrong with this, not least the outrageous claim that it serves two. A pie of this size is clearly only sufficient for one person and even then it would need a healthy portion of chips on the side. This particular pie should be served to nobody, unless you consider inanimate objects to be people; e.g. the bin.

Wish the cunt had broke both legs.

Everyone's doing the Jen Hanley stance

The team that won the league won all six of the six game run in. Yermam finished 10 points off the pace, tailing off pathetically with 2 losses and 4 draws. It was there for the fucking taking. I guess at the end of the day, when all is said and done after 38 games, you’ve just got to say to The Golden Eel, fuck off you spawny cunt.

Fucking great performance by the boys, would have been a travesty if we hadnt got 3 points from that. Ref was shit, arsenal bench and players were shit, screaming at every tackle by us, standing less than 2 metres in front of our free kicks and throwing the ball away yet the ref fucking did nowt. he's giving lacazette free kicks yet Sadio's getting hands in the face and the twat waves play on. I couldnt give a fuck about tyler and his shit about Trent. It sticks in the throat a bit but at least neville hides any bias he has in commentary about us. Tyler can get to fuck with his would Liverpool have approached the game differently if chelsea hadnt lost. Fuck off you gobshite. Apart from maybe the opening 10 minutes, we bossed the game and only poor decisions and finishing saw arsenal still in the game at half time. What a difference Jota makes. He doesnt piss around. Puts the ball in the net and any debate is afterwards. Maybe Mo, Sadio and Bobby can start to follow suit. Neville said on commentary weover complicate stuff in front of goal and take too many touches. Jota, wham. Pick it out of the net. We really should have scored at least another 2 with Sadio not getting enough on a header and Leno making a good block when Mo was clean throuh. But they're minor gripes as 3 points, a cleansheet and 3 goals are important.

I was backpacking in Sumatra during that 1-0 win Yossi game. I was in a tiny village in the highlands and paid through the nose to get back to the capital in time for kick off, driven by a drunk taxi driver. When I got there the only place open was a gay bar with no customers. The owner tried to pull me, despite me being straight. I still hugged him when Yossi scored though.

Now the season is over, I've added season 2 squads to the spreadsheet and reset the transfers accordingly. Season 2

Katharine Ross.

His movement reminds me a lot of a young Robbie Fowler. Great anticipator, quick reactions, pick that out son.

Fuck. Ing. Beautiful, that. Great results all round today. I also cooked awesome fillet steak and drank bloody Maries and I'm now balls deep into a fantastic bottle of malbec. Worra day.

59 mins dead for 10k today. Only 2nd time run 10k - last time was 1.02 so really made up!

The issue with Roma having nice kits is Roma are a set of cunts and no red should ever wear their colours.

On a lighter note, My daughter came round yesterday with her 3 little ones who are 6, 4, and 2. We all sat in the back with my Grandkids playing and they had a ball. It was the first time in a year and it was lovely. I had to go inside for a bit though as my eyes were getting a bit watery because of the 'pollen'. Hearing them playing and laughing is one of my greatest pleasures. I'd missed it, I just didn't realise how much. What a day.