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Please fuck right off with that Bruno shite, makes you sound like one of those ‘Boris’ cunts.

GET THE TEAM TESTED!!

Hearing that we’re in for the Automobile Salah. Carmo. Car-mo. You know, like a vehicle and the first name of one of our footballers.

Nothing, the only difference between 2020 and 2019 was that other people ended up living the same lifestyle as I do, except loads of them bitched and moaned about not being able to go out anywhere because of Covid when that's been my situation for several years due to my life being a steaming pile of shite. You'd like to think all of this will have made people realise how grim life is for a number of people year in, year out when there are no pandemics. But it won't, people will resume being massive cunts because in a normal year their lives are totally unaffected.

And the results are in, bin lids both positive, Mrs Stouffer and I both negative. I imagine that's certain to change in the next 5 days. Gonna nail their bedroom doors shut.

I’m looking forward to death.

Trent’s been bad. Seems very out of form at the moment. Firmino’s been good, though. Don’t understand the criticism, really. Yes, he had one unfortunate touch, but other than that, he’s pretty much the only one stretching their defence out of shape.

Not a very good half that, but improved the last 20 minutes. Bobby our best player imo, which I’m sure not many agree with. His off the ball movement has been absolutely excellent, and the main reason we have created a few chances. Fabinho and Robertson also good as always. Sadio on and off. Disappointed by Salah, Henderson and Trent so far. Trent looks la bit like he thinks he doesnt have to put in too much effort any more, need him to get back to his best. Nat Phillips is an accident not waiting to happen, seem to happen on a regular basis, so would guess we need a couple of goals to win this.

Shelvey, Carroll and Gayle all on the bench ,the ghosts of Xmas past.

Most of the best films I’ve seen this year were released over fifty years ago.

I am pessimistic and think you'll have Lidl chance of either.

I prefer to be optimistic, I've booked a trip to Iceland in March . If that works out well, Aldi in June.

I’ve just cancelled our holiday to the Maldives. I think you’ll agree I’m the real victim of all this.

Best Film - Slim pickings this year, probably have to go with The Invisible Man Best TV Programme - ZeroZeroZero Best Album - Haven’t listened to much new stuff this year, er, McCartney III as I’ve got that on now Fittest Bird - Forum favourite Rita Ora Fittest Bloke - Me Best Moment - Number 19 Worst Moment - Losing one of my dogs Best TLW Moment - I’ll echo what others have said about Dr Nowt, CD, Elite etc... we’ve all survived another year and that’s the only thing that matters really

I’m looking forward to seeing Steve, a man not built for this world, who has just had his heart ripped out by possibly the best thing that’s ever happened to him. He’s just spent Christmas, alone, in an unfurnished flat, filled with even less cheer. He’s not seen a soul for weeks and lost the cat in the break up, he loved that fucking cat. I want to hug him, hand him a pint then sit back in that weird, knowing silence, and repress our emotions, for hours as we get plastered and damn the world to rights. Before finally giving in and broaching the unmentionable ‘you were too good for her anyway, ‘nother pint?’

Getting back to the same old tedious shite lives we had before covid made it even worse.

Julie Andrews & Mr. Snuffleupagus

We won every fucking trophy going without your ‘proper number 9’. We don’t need one, that’s not how we play. He’d just be standing around not understanding why there’s full backs in front of him and midfielders in defence. If we get a ‘proper number 9’ he’ll be moulded to play our way. The way of the most successful team in Europe.

We should strip Salah of the captaincy.

If we step it up in the second half we can easily keep this at 0-0.

We’ve had a 30 minute one so far.

Is our number 1 cheerleader Ally McCoist doing co-commentary this evening? Hope so, he spends the 90 minutes counting nutmegs!

May the power of Amazon Prime run through the players tonight.

Elke Sommer

Gary Neville doesn't want the league suspended but was all for it in March and null and void. I can't think why that is.

I think a lot of people are going to be very disappointed in 2021. It will be the same shit show albeit no Donald fucking Trump around.

Having made a lot of sourdough this year, I decided to venture out and make a chocolate focaccia, served warm with Nutella, cream cheese, raspberries and pomegranate seeds. Neither a pudding nor a bread for lunch, its a perfect, indulgent brunch/afternoon tea snack.

Not sure if anyone has mentioned it already but that Elton John film is fucking awful. No cunt comes out of that with any credit. An inspector calls with Alistair Sim is another gem on last week from the soooperb talking pictures. Alistair Sims Scrooge is the finest character ever portrayed in a Dickens film.

West Brom are going down. It's all well and good packing their own box against the likes of us and City, but when they actually have to come out and win a game they've got nothing. Look at them tonight, getting destroyed by Leeds. Pricks.

Cheers man, I really appreciate that. Not me in The Guardian mate, but I’ve read and been told of loads of cases which match if not exceed my experience of them to date, so there’s been plenty of us singing the same song. There are numerous patients of my clinical team who were listed for a double lung transplant and had been needing 2 week courses of inpatient IVs every 6 weeks for time, who received Kaftrio on compassionate grounds well before it became freely available on the NHS this winter. Many I know of now haven’t been in hospital needing any IVs for a year and are enjoying relative health they couldn’t have dreamt of. My old dear saw this in a magazine recently and sent it to me. All very strange to have lived long enough to witness and benefit from, given the picture in the 1970’s and how new this treatment innovation is still. I’m grateful beyond words, while obviously thinking a lot about the many patients who haven’t enjoyed my good fortune and their families, and not wanting to be too crass given the pain so many are suffering due to Covid.

Cheers Cath and Dec, that means a lot. Suddenly feeling well and having clear lungs as a baseline is very strange after a lifetime, but truly incredible. I could feel the meds working within literally an hour, haven't coughed once since the day after I got them 7 weeks ago - it made my mum well up when I saw her as she's so used to me doing so constantly - and started Couch To 5k last week, which was seriously painful but previously unthinkable. The whole thing is mental, even more so for coming in the middle of Covid, having been locked down on my own for much of the year. To see how happy it's made family and friends even during a shitty time all round has been life-affirming.

A bit better than WBA, but the amount of chances we butcher through bad finishing , overplaying in the box or playing the wrong ball or a bad ball when opposition defences are stretched is getting beyond a joke. Surprised at Thiago's ability in the air considering he is 4 foot 8.

Golden opportunity wasted in these last two games to open up a gap. Should’ve won this obviously, but too many players put in a weak performance. Bobby, Robertson, Alisson and Fabinho played well, the rest well below par. Good news is Trent looked a bit better second half. And Thiago showed that he’s a massive massive upgrade to our midfield. Won 5 important headers the minutes he played, and played two or three key passes through the lines. I get the impression it’s not allowed to be critical of Henderson any more, but fuck does he piss me off sometimes in matches against the lower half teams. Looking at him and Nat Phillips play it back and forth between each other in extra time didnt exactly get me on my feet.

Crap, didn't deserve anything. Far too slow in possession the whole game. Really poor display. I'm actually pinning this one on the gaffer, both Milner and Jones where abysmal tonight. Both should have been off at half time for shaq and thiago. But instead he waited far too long. Really disappointing from klopp there,

Thiago needs to play whenever he’s half-fit to.

Nah, I'm nowhere near his class mate

You shouldn’t be posting during games, Sadio.

We miss Jota

Outside hers last night a load of kids surrounded a copper, he managed to call help, vile little cunts. Coppers aren't my favourites but for fucksake. Not one adult came out to help him, I would of, scumbags. Back up came within minutes but not one had a night stick I imagine to twat the cunts, though i suppose they would be the victims then to the usual pricks.

Crowded House to win the whole thing

My HP Sauce smuggling empire starts on Friday.

The threesome I’d planned for this year with Jenna Coleman and Beth Harmon. We all agreed to wait until things were a little safer, or to borrow the lovely Jenna’s words; “when hell freezes over”.

Been watching the Steve McQueen's Small Axe series of films on BBC. They're all amazing, but 'Lovers Rock' and 'Education' are the standouts. The latter is the most genuinely moving thing I've seen on TV in years (removes dust from right eye, again). I challenge anyone not to burn with rage at the injustices depicted, nor melt at the heart displayed. Impeccable film-making and beautifully told stories. 10/10. No question.

That's the problem with people like him, trump and Musk, they're surrounded by yes people most of their professional lives to the point that they think they're right about everything, even shit they're not qualified to know about.

For the last few years I've been doing similar using the internet instead of a pub. Not so much dirty sex with hedonistic teenagers though. More a case of vaguely depressing random encounters with badly damaged women with daddy issues that leaves both parties ultimately unsatisfied and ashamed.

I don't even see Trump/No Trump as an issue. Who's running another country makes zero fucking odds to me. Besides, the USA is a basket case whoever's in charge. Right wing or slightly less right wing, take your pick.

In fairness, he did say "I'm 66 and a fat cunt, so at significant risk."

I liked when you were able to push a button and talk the commentary out.

"If you sell privately you might get more money but is it worth the hassle?" Yes it fucking is you scam endorsing cunt. Is this cunt for real? reading stuff like that when a lot of people don't have have a pot to piss in. He'll come out as trans in a few years when he's not getting any attention. Can't stand the absolute twat.