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  1. Well that was shit. It’s hard to comprehend how a team can go from a performance like we had last week at Palace, to the one we saw here. Well, the second half anyway. I actually thought we were pretty good in the first half and there was nothing to suggest what was to follow after half time. I think West Brom just bored us to sleep. They sat back in their own half and didn’t even try to put pressure on the ball until we got into the box. They just let us have the ball and do whatever we wanted. Until we reached the box and then they actually defended. I don’t think our centre backs or midfielders were closed down even once all day. What that sometimes does is lull you into a false sense of security. Players take an extra touch because they can. They relax a little too much. And before you know it, you’re not creating any chances because the ‘zip’ isn’t there. That’s why Thiago was brought in. Games like this one. We started brilliantly and just got worse and worse the longer the game went on. I can’t even say West Brom didn’t deserve a point because based on the second half they probably did. Their performance levels were as contrasting as ours. From the beginning of the second half they clearly had much more intent to break when they could. In the first half there was zero intent. In fact, there was one breakaway when Grant chased a ball with Matip and when he reached it he was surrounded by six of our players and not one of his team-mates had even bothered crossing halfway. That changed at half time and although they were still playing with everyone behind the ball, they did look to counter when the chance was there to do so. And the chance was there because we were sloppy as fuck and gave the ball away far too often. It shouldn’t have been like this though. We scored early and if we could have added a second the game was done. West Brom always had one goal in them because they did the same thing at City. Went behind, scored with one of only a handful of attacks and then held on for a point. The second goal kills teams like West Brom because at 1-0 they will just stick to their gameplan and won’t change until the last few minutes. At 2-0 they either have to try to keep the score down or open up. 1-0 changes nothing. 2-0 changes everything in games like this. The way we started I couldn’t see any way we wouldn’t score three or four. Robbo was getting in down the left at will and putting dangerous crosses in. Not high, aimless balls that play to West Brom’s strengths. Low ones drilled crosses across the face. Sadio looked sharp, Bobby was floating around linking play. All good. We were knocking around at pace, the movement was good and we were pulling them all over the place. Look at the goal. Sadio isn’t in his usual spot on the left, he’s hanging around in the centre forward spot. He went short, didn’t get it. He loitered around a bit and then the ball went to Matip and Sadio hit the space. The ball by Big Bird was great, the chest control and finish from Sadio even better. It should have set us on the road to another home win but instead we just seemed to lose more and more intensity as the game wore on. We were still doing quite well for the rest of the half but there was a gradual decline and by half time I was thinking we needed to step it up just a smidge. I was happy with the overall performance but felt like we’d started to relax a little too much in the last 10-15 minutes of the half. It was just too easy. If we hadn’t scored I don’t think the sloppiness would have been there but because we were winning and the opposition were offering nothing, we kind of went to sleep. The second half was genuinely terrible. I can’t think of a single positive thing to say about it. As Robbo said afterwards, everyone got sloppy and everyone (other than Alisson) made mistakes. There was no urgency whatsoever until we conceded. After that we pushed for another goal and would have found it but for a world class save from their keeper to deny Bobby. Klopp then immediately subbed Bobby for Origi. Why? What was the fucking point in that? 90 minutes on the clock, Bobby had played well and he’d just nearly scored. The commentary team alluded to the amount of crosses we put in as a reason for getting Origi up there. This is one of the biggest myths in football. Div hasn’t won a header in about three years. Bobby is way more of a threat aerially and it annoyed me that he was subbed when we needed a goal. It smacked of “fuck it, might as well give it a try”. Ox had come on for Jones prior to that but even that was about 15 minutes later than it should have been. And Ox couldn’t do a thing right. He wanted to inject some much needed pace and urgency into our play but he kept running into trouble. To be fair, his intent was right and if he’d had longer on the pitch I feel like he’d have settled down and maybe done something. At least he wanted to have a shot. No-one else did. I thought Jones was too safe. In a game like this you want someone to make a bit of space on the edge of the box and get a shot away. That doesn’t just fall on Jones but it is a particular strength of his so I was disappointed that he continually looked to pass. And his sloppiness in possession that led to the corner they scored from was terrible. He was already about to be subbed anyway so maybe that was in his head and affected his concentration. But that was shit and it almost felt inevitable they’d score from that corner. I thought they might have scored from one a few minutes earlier when Robbo’s sliced clearance gifted them one. We cleared that one but you can’t keep pushing your luck against shit teams by giving them set-pieces. That’s what they live for. They’d probably spent hours practicing them all week. Allardyce isn’t stupid. He’s only really got one way of playing and he’s smart enough to stick to it. His teams do the same thing against us every time. Sometimes it works (too often, actually) and sometimes it doesn’t, but he’s never going to do anything different and nor should he. Stick to what you know. We weren’t helped by yet another injury to Matip. There’s really nothing more needs saying about him. Wonderful player, made of cheese strings. He twisted awkwardly and looked to have pulled his groin. He knew the second it happened he was in trouble and he was signalling to come off. Williams got the nod over Phillips again, which is fair enough based on how he played last time out against Spurs. He got caught almost immediately in this one with a ball over the top to Grant. I’m almost tempted to say there’s nothing he could do there as the lad was just quicker than him. But he’s quicker than Matip too and I bet there’s no way he’d have gotten in so easily if Joel was still on. I don’t think Williams gave himself enough of a cushion really and Grant blew him away. To be expected though, he’s a kid and he’ll need to make mistakes to learn from them. Not really ideal if he’s having to play a load of games when we’re chasing a title though. Thankfully Alisson was there to make the save. We’d had a couple of other warnings prior to that. Nothing serious, just little moments where it looked like they might cause us a problem with a better ball. The longer it went the more they fancied their chances and the more nervy we seemed to get. We were offering nothing. It felt like every attack ended with Mo dribbling into trouble or someone (usually Mo or Hendo) trying and failing to pick out a run by Robbo, which West Brom were now waiting on every time. This isn’t like me but I’d have gladly taken the 1-0 with about half an hour to go as it never felt as though we were going to score again. I wouldn’t say their goal was inevitable but it wasn’t surprising either. Am I the only one who thought that was a foul on Fabinho though? I haven’t seen anyone else mention it but the lad has two hands on his neck and pushes off to get in the air while also stopping Fabinho jumping. I don’t expect to get it as we get fuck all from VAR, but I’m surprised it wasn’t at least mentioned on commentary. I thought Kevin Friend’s performance was fucking appalling all game though really. No consistency, got loads wrong and generally rubbed people up the wrong way. He’s actually been alright the last couple of seasons but this was the Kevin Friend I remember from before that. Fucking terrible. Klopp was lucky not to get sent off though as he was giving him all kinds of abuse. Friend gave him a yellow but he could easily have sent him to the stands if he’d wanted to as you could see exactly what Klopp was yelling at him. Klopp was really agitated for the entire second half though and seemed rattled. Maybe that explains his weird substitutions. And after their equaliser I had a genuine concern we might even lose. Why? Because Allardyce, that’s why. That twat was the last manager to win at Anfield and I’m a big believer in this kind of weird co-incidental shit. It would be just like football to have his big mashed potato face end our run. Thankfully that never happened as it would have been incredibly difficult to swallow that. But for a stunning save by the keeper we’d have won it but a draw was probably what we deserved. There are no excuses for it. We had a strong line up, we hadn’t played in midweek, we were at Anfield. We should have won but we didn’t. In previous seasons this would have felt like the end of the world but now it’s just one of those things. There’s a lot more margin for error than there has been but it’s still irritating as fuck that United and Everton are within touching distance of us. It’s partly our own fault and partly due to terrible misfortune and officiating incompetence in some of our games. This was a chance to extend our lead and in that context dropping points to the second worst team in the league is pretty bad. To make matter worse we’ve lost Matip for God knows how long now. Fabinho, Williams and Phillips are going to need to hold down the fort for a while unless we buy someone. We surely have to buy someone now because Matip won’t be back in a week or two, he never is. And even when he comes back, how long before he’s out again? We almost need to completely discount him when planning for anything. Same with Keita. He’s a fucking waste of time too. Injured AGAIN??? Seriously I can actually see us playing games with Fabinho and Hendo at the back as soon as Thiago is ready to come back in. It’s not ideal but in games like this one it wouldn’t really be a problem. If anything it might even help us. Thiago was signed to help in this type of game but we’ve hardly seen him yet. If he can stay fit then we’ll be an entirely different proposition against park the bus shitbags like Allardyce. Hopefully he’s ready for our next game because Newcastle are going to play in exactly the same way, only they’ve got much better forwards than West Brom. As disappointed as I am by this, the players will be far more annoyed than I am and I expect a response from them at St James’ Park on Wednesday Star man is Firmino. It was probably going to be Hendo until that awful cross he hit straight to the keeper deep into stoppage time. And by the way, what the fuck was Trent playing at taking a short corner, five minutes into an allocated four minutes of stoppage time? Jesus Christ. Anyway, yeah I’m going for Bobby because although nobody stood out I thought he was good with everything he did. He’s definitely back now. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Matip (Williams), Fabinho, Robertson; Henderson, Wijnaldum, Jones (Oxlade-Chamberlain); Salah, Firmino (Origi), Mané:
    12 points
  2. Can we call yesterday's game off?
    8 points
  3. I'm fucking sick of the sight of this cunt. Ever since he let the worst kept secret out, it seems like hardly an hour goes by where his fucking face isn't infesting my telly.
    8 points
  4. Cheers Cath and Dec, that means a lot. Suddenly feeling well and having clear lungs as a baseline is very strange after a lifetime, but truly incredible. I could feel the meds working within literally an hour, haven't coughed once since the day after I got them 7 weeks ago - it made my mum well up when I saw her as she's so used to me doing so constantly - and started Couch To 5k last week, which was seriously painful but previously unthinkable. The whole thing is mental, even more so for coming in the middle of Covid, having been locked down on my own for much of the year. To see how happy it's made family and friends even during a shitty time all round has been life-affirming.
    7 points
  5. Best Film - Capernaum Best TV Programme - Mr Inbetween Best Album - Biffy Clyro's new one Fittest Bird - Lotusbombb Fittest Bloke - Kloppo, obvs Best Moment - no 19 Worst Moment - my mam passing away Best TLW Moment - our mate Dec KMD7 and his wife Mary coming through their respective operations and recovering so well. Highlight of the year without any question.
    7 points
  6. "I'm not Klopps biggest fan." After winning the European Cup and then Premiership title after a 30 year wait is the most bizarre statement I've ever read on this forum. Literally the only people who say that are rival fans.
    6 points
  7. It's genuinely bonkers that anyone would consider vaccination against a disease to be an infringement on their civil liberties. If we're gonna put this virus back in its box there's no point most of us being inoculated while there's sweaty simpletons wandering the streets incubating new mutant strains. We should go after them with Nerf guns with Oxford vaccine in the darts, Logan's Run style. Special cases can be strapped to a special dart board and we can make a new version of bullseye out of them. Karen from accounts who spends too much time on Facebook gets a dart between the tits and the winner gets a caravan.
    4 points
  8. Oh they had talent alright, I’ve told this story before on here but can remember having a piss in the bogs backstage in either Wolverhampton or Newcastle in 90 or 91 when in rushes the one and only Geoff Capes who hotfoots it into trap one in full panto clobber and proceeds to blast out the loudest and smelliest shite known to mankind, it was genuinely horrific.
    4 points
  9. They're always slagging him off, but they can fuck off too. Johnson and Cameron were spawned by the system the likes of Heseltine spent their lives protecting and propagating, Eton, backscratching, all that bollocks. The only difference now is Johnson has taken a massive shit on something he values, therefore it's time to open one's mouth. All these cunts are silent though when bedroom tax and food banks and the likes are on the agenda. They're all cunts, past and present.
    4 points
  10. I’ve posted on here before that my missus was a dancer back in the day and used to do summer seasons and panto with all the greats , I’ve met all the real Z listers not like the pretenders of today, true greats like Bobby Davro , Stu ‘crush a grape’ Francis, Geoff Capes, Linda Lusardi, The Grumbleweeds, Fogwell Flax, The Nolan’s, Brian Conley, the list goes on and on, true legends.
    4 points
  11. Hetty making the most of the new slanket.
    4 points
  12. Not magic: testing. All the conspiracy-loon flapdoodle on the last couple of pages suggests that people have spent too much time on GOT and have caught a bad case of delusional paranoia. Lots of you need a Pot Noodle and a wank before reading any more football news.
    4 points
  13. It’s our fault. Not sure how yet but it will be.
    4 points
  14. If somebody had a said after losing VVD and Gomez as well as other injuries thrown in that we’d be three points clear at Christmas I’d have took their hands off. Yeah we’ve fucked up a few times but that’s what normally happens in a season it’s just everyone is used to us getting a ridiculous amount of points these last two seasons. Believe it or not but when we were the best team in the world in the 70’s and 80’s we didn’t win every week then either, occasionally we lost to shite like Wolves, Sunderland, Leicester, Norwich and Birmingham at home..(Thank fuck there was no Twatter as Bob might have got the bullet) Looking at the teams if we get our shit together and City do then it will be between us and them as we are easily the two best teams in the division. The only way Everton or Spurs win the league is if there is a complete and utter meltdown by us, City and Utd as they are the next best side
    4 points
  15. The next step should be NHS staff, teachers and other Key Workers imo. Protect the people who have been putting themselves on the front line.
    4 points
  16. “Gottle o’geer” ”That’s not funny son you know I’ve quit”
    3 points
  17. What's this new trend of celebrity kids now becoming celebrities? Bradley Walsh's kid is the latest one to become omnipresent now, showing up on everything with his dad (Walsh himself is a strange one, pretty much does everything but isn't particularly good at anything. Terrible singer, mediocre comic, passable actor). Martin kemp's lad is on everything with his dad too, and Danny fucking Dyer's kid too - who's called Dani Dyer. Who could forget this classic.
    3 points
  18. This absolute fox is 55, Maura Tierney
    3 points
  19. He was poor yesterday, but as for his mistake leading to a corner, if giving up a corner is what sinks you against a team like West Brom, then you've played like shit and didn't deserve anything anyway.
    3 points
  20. County Donegal, way up on the North West. I'm biased but it's a really beautiful county. We have some derelict buildings on the site that we'll demolish and use as stones for a brick wall for the front boundary of the site.
    3 points
  21. Not mine but that face!
    3 points
  22. You're not Klopp's biggest fan? Fucking hell, who do you want as manager then?
    3 points
  23. All my life, boxing day has been footy day. A day with the lads and probably my favourite day of the year. This year, I didn't watch a game. Some of that was down to not going out because of this covid mess. But I could have turned it on at home, but just couldn't be fucking arsed. There was just loads of things more interesting to do than football. And for me that is completely because of VAR. Then yesterday because I was going to the game, I tried to get in the mood before I went and stuck the Leeds game on. And what was the biggest talking point? VAR again. It's just fucking killing the game and I find it strange that nobody inside the game seems to really give a shit. It's like they know there's a somehow "better" audience than us cunts who've gone the game and helped create the TV boom. I've said for years, they don't want us there. They don't want the passion of football, they don't want the passion of the fans. They want it to be a fucking pantomime act, where you go for the day out and the game is just a reason to sell all the trimmings. And they want to make it as razzmatazz as possible to attract a new TV audience with the attention span of a nat. Even the champions League final is morphing into the Superbowl with twats like dua lipa getting a fucking slot to attract people who ordinarily wouldn't give a fuck about football.
    3 points
  24. Somebody has edited that. It should have said 59.
    3 points
  25. Getting a little bit better everyday. I managed to get showered and dried off without needing to first sit down, yesterday for the first time. Baby steps but a definite milestone.
    3 points
  26. Best/Worst of 1990 Best Film - Total Recall Best TV Programme - Quantum Leap Best Album - Happy Mondays - Pills ‘N’ Thrills & Bellyaches Fittest Bird - Sharon Stone Fittest Bloke - Patrick Swayze Best Moment - Getting a Sony Discman for Christmas Worst Moment - CDs jumping when I run for the bus.
    3 points
  27. Best Film - No Idea Best TV Programme - Ozark Best Album- No idea Fittest Bird - Jurgen Klopp Fittest Bloke - Rico (Ive decided to ignore the post chrimbo dinner sleep pic) Best Moment - Mrs KMD giving me her kidney, and her getting through it ok. Worst Moment - Watching her suffer for about 6 weeks after the op while recovering. Not seeing my parents for 3 months when lockdown started. Best TLW Moment - CD and Elite surviving Corona, Ben getting his new meds and the incredible and continued generosity of the TLW folk.
    3 points
  28. 2 points
  29. This Billy Connolly show is a hard watch, it’s like him watching his own obituary. He was a staple when I was growing up, in the days when there were chat shows 5 nights a week he lit them all up. Absolute genius. (Second only to Kenneth Williams IMO, but that’s no disgrace)
    2 points
  30. Winston Bogarde's Chelsea contract STILL hasn't run out because the club forgot to put an expiry date on it.
    2 points
  31. The seasons a joke anyway. Just Null and void it and go with the league table as it is now. Win win.
    2 points
  32. Looks like he just wanted to be noticed.
    2 points
  33. Somebody's idea of a Xmas do in the 80's was to book us in to a place called Cassinnellis ( from memory it was a travelodge type place around Skem / Wigan ) to see a dinner show with Fogwell Flax as top of the bill. He was terrible, the ale was shit, I got jibbed by the girl I was after and we had to edge home on the coach at about 12mph as the worst pea-souper I have ever seen came down while we were in there.
    2 points
  34. Enough of these bedroom squabbles -- post the PM
    2 points
  35. I’ve always had a soft spot for her. Stalked her from her E.R. days onwards. I may marry her eventually.
    2 points
  36. At least it can be rescheduled when Everton are lower in the table and can put the usual minimum amount of effort in.
    2 points
  37. They better have loads missing due to it or it's as corrupt as fuck.
    2 points
  38. I know. The cunt scored the stoppage time equaliser from the spot when we played Brighton last month.
    2 points
  39. Just bought a small site in rural Ireland, we can't wait to begin the house planning. Couldn't go too far off grid because we have the kids in school, but it's in the countryside on a road that is only shared by one other house. We monitored the traffic over the space of 18 hours one day and there was only one tractor passed the entire time. The only sounds you can hear are the animals and wildlife in the adjoining fields that stretch for kilometers north, south, east and west. Views over a huge lough and on out over the Atlantic Ocean.
    2 points
  40. It said she was buried alongside Sellars and I seem to remember those accusations now though i doubt she'd be alone in that practice, if I had gold I'd of happily let her dig away. Another thing I was watching, Upstairs Downstairs, and this beauty was another I lusted after as a kid, Nicola Pagett, in the episode she fell in love with German Spy, Rose opened the door and found him doing his kecks up with an unworthy servant, a bit risqué at the time maybe? Though I wonder if someone was having a laugh as the German was called Herr Von Rimmer.
    2 points
  41. Only if you're working nights.
    2 points
  42. Thought the exact same thing, if we had someone like Kane, Lewandowski or Haaland today they’d have bagged 2/3 easily those balls put in by Robertson and Trent first half were deadly.
    2 points
  43. Probably get negged to fuck for this but here goes. The nearest thing we have to a proper striker is Jota. Salah, Firmino and Mane are forwards, class forwards at that, but the three of them miss too many chances to be called strikers in the same way that the likes of Aguero, Vardy or Henry are called strikers. Class strikers take one goal in two chances or one in three chances average. I bow to anyone that can show our three are in that category. I know they’ve scored shitloads of goals between them and we’re Champions, but it still irks me at the wasted chances we see, fuck me, we’d have been so far away from everyone else if the conversion rate was better. “ Puts on tin hat”
    2 points
  44. Day 6 for me, starting to feel much better. Was still rough as fuck this morning, but as the day's gone on felt much better (after two naps and painkillers like). The worse thing for me was the aches and pains - whole body was wrecked. Couldn't really rest - it was either wander round the house and keep moving or just go to sleep, there was no in-between. Couldn't concentrate to watch telly or read or play computer games. I'm a few days behind the wife and my symptoms have mirrored hers exactly, it's uncanny. I can understand why the Chinese altered, manufactured and let it out into the wild to ravage its global rivals. I'M JOKING OF COURSE.
    2 points
  45. It's fucking brilliant that Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United are all managed by people that no club in Serie B would have any interest in having as their manager.
    2 points
  46. Best Film Not a clue Best TV Programme Can’t think Best Album I’ve had Erasue on a lot. Memories of less complicated times maybe Fittest Bird Our turkey Fittest Bloke JK...what’s not to love Best Moment Number 20 Worst Moment Knowing that there are some people I will never feel the same about again because of their reaction to Coronavirus Best TLW Moment Dr Nowt getting his new meds
    2 points
  47. Best Film - Not seen any that I can think of Best TV Programme - Ozark series 3 Best Album - Makaya McCraven, Universal Beings E&F Sides Fittest Bird - Katy Perry Fittest Bloke - Stig Best Moment - No.20 Worst Moment - My cat, Art dying Best TLW Moment - KDM7 surviving his operation
    2 points



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