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Off round my mums husbands shortly. He spent xmas day with his daughter and their lot and we did my missus side yesterday. Its only hit me today how badly I wish my mum would have been greeting us at the door later. Tell your loved ones you love them as often as you can. x Strotz - I love you

Steamed through all of this in about a week, magnificent show. Feels like a watershed moment in modern 'nerd' culture or whatever they want to call it too. For too long now you've had beloved franchises like Star Wars, Star Trek, and Ghostbusters being retconned by twats who cared nothing for the material, very often taking the easy way out and just turning them into half arsed social justice warrior commentary. Then when the traditional fans don't respond to the material, they're accused of being sexist/racist and the rest. I watched the new Star Trek discovery after I'd finished this, with some fat spotty bird taking the captain's chair facing off against a 'strong female villain" and some of the worst dialogue and writing I've ever seen on TV. The difference couldn't have been bigger. The Mandalorian has a diverse cast, it has strong female characters, but they're all in context, they're not indestructible and perfect nor are they bland and boring. And guess what, traditional fans love it. Let's hope the penny drops now and we see these lazy bastards booted out and replaced with passionate creatives who genuinely love the material and, dare I say it, create good stories with good characters. I have spoken.

Bruce Spanner - purveyor of crisps, booze and smiles. Completely selfless, decent, kind and humble human being. Thank you Bruce, our little community here in The Mighty GF is much better for having you a part of it.

My mate got this, what different worlds we live in.

Every one of you for keeping me sane all summer.

I also made a donation of £250 to @zoes_place

Star of Covid Christmas My brother and his too cool for school family made their own arrangements and the rest of us got together in my mum and dads garden and had a great time. Trying to work out now how to continue this new tradition. Turkey of Covid Christmas My son only being able to come over for the day. I didn’t realise how much I’d missed him

This aged well

How the fuck is that rat Fernandes still on the pitch and why didn't the useless fucking var get involved bent as fuck

It’s how I got barred from M&S.

It says a lot about the quality of Klopp and the fixers on the board that I'm genuinely not arsed if Salah leaves or not. For the first time since we last won the league, nobody is irreplaceable. We rely on nobody, depend on nobody, no one in English football saw Jota coming, either us signing him or being as good as he is, I bet Klopp and Co have got contingency documents out the ass. Only Klopp is irreplaceable in my view.

Fuck off Tyler you boring fucking bellend

Top, top dream analysis there, Dave.

Too many to mention have helped through a bastard year which bastardness shows no sign of letting up. You know who you are, much love people.

Greetings from the MCG on this Boxing/Stephen's Day... where Australia's batsmen continue to be in the shit.

Imagine seeing a young family this happy (and this cute) and deciding to be offended by it. Religion makes people fucking weird at times.

I'll drive him to his next club myself.

You sir, are a top top bloke. Top. Top.

http://www.justgiving.com/love-jasmine

Negged.

Harry Macguire - the only professional footballer that turns slower than fresh fruit

Some of Leicester's defending makes it seem like they're managed by Brendan Rodgers.

Reading that he has a special programme ' Death to 2020 ' available on Netflix from tomorrow , the 27th. All the usual suspects , Cunk etc , plus a sprinkling of Hollywood celebs , Gwynneth Paltrow and Samuel L Jackson

Got this dvd as a Christmas present. 2019/20 premier league season. Wow. Absolutely fantastic, get it!

Cut in half and sauteed with pancetta or bacon. That's how you cook sprouts. Can't have them with Christmas dinner down this half of the planet though, they're a winter veg and its summer as fuck here right now.

My mrs came home from Tescos today (fucks knows why they're open today) moaning about the ignorant attitude of the bitch on the till. I think she must have done the done the self check out.

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So they are going from the foot now on offsides? Making this shit up as they go along.

Just started watching The Wire. Flew through series 1 and really enjoyed it, 2 episodes into series 2 atm

Lampard is an even bigger bluffer than Solskjaer. At least Ole won a Norwegian league title with Molde. Lamps's CV has a failed promotion challenge with Derby and a A on his Latin GCSE.

Penalty all day long for me. Gets wrong side, catches his heel on the first bite, then his calf.

With that stupid pencilled-on muzzy Bellarin looks like some 1890’s ponce, swanning around Paris looking for alternative sexual experiences with farm animals.

Think Arsenal sold the wrong keeper...Looks decent that Martinez

Top, top nobody passes to goal-hangers analysis.

The one thing that this Covid year and Covid Christmas has made me realise is how much I love and miss my family too, so I know exactly where you're coming from. Hopefully, he'll be able to visit you again soon.

I hope your wish about your Wife's health is granted S.D. The Millenium Falcon however is mine. I genuinely hope for you though.

It may not be a mauling, but I fully expect to see Klopp with hugs for everyone at the final whistle.

Recently bought a decent van to convert into a camper , my new year project . Just weighing up my solar power set up , and my Chinese diesel heater has arrived . Looking forward to a few peaceful off grid excursions.

He would be an absolutely massive miss. If he would sign a new contract write one up but with Klopp how attractive a club we are im less worried about losing top players than previously. Klopp is the superstar.

Enjoy the season you massive cunts. Just think of the farting going on worldwide to those who have proper values and morals and eat sprouts

If you don’t eat sprouts with Christmas dinner children die in Mongolia

Looks fit , we will talk about the plate in a few days x

I just want my missus's health issues to clear up. Either that, or a full-size Millennium Falcon.